Chimpy's Reaching Out to CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"It's a deal, Reverend--in exchange for your supporters
being props in this photo-op, my supporters won't light
that cross they set up."

[sinkingfeeling]

1. "Here's a couple of $million for your faith-based program, now

smile like you think I'm great"

[fob]

2. Hey, you mind if I touch that cross growin' outta yer head? Normally

I like to rub bald heads, but that's kinda neat too!

[Chipper Chat]

3. "Here's Kenneth Blackwell's private number.

He'll tell you all about the great rewards for shinin' my shoes so good."

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

4. If you don't support me, I'll nail your ass to that there cross....... n/t

[JHB]

5. Wow, Reverend! You have Don King beat all to hell!"

n/t

[The Night Owl]

6. That photo is obviously fake!

Everyone knows that Bush can't step inside a church without spontaneously combusting.

[aden_nak]

7. Lady Clapping On The Right: "Mmm hmm. He's still an asshole."