Bush Starts Annual Month Long Vacation. How long 'til new WIPEOUT photos?

[elehhhhna]

It's hard werk bein Prezzydent. How long 'til he falls off the wagon--er-- "bike" ?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

1. When does the plane land?

;)

[rkc3]

3. The over/under is 6 hours after touchdown.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Rule #1257784126654954(a) for Monkeys on vacation.

No horse milking while mountain biking.

[jojo54]

5. Yeah, he'll probably stumble down the steps 'cause he had

one too many of those, there Kool-aid drinks.:hangover:

[Ilsa]

7. Bwaaahahahaha!

Good one.

Figures he goes on vacation in Crapford Tx as the temps are hitting their highest of the year. I think he does it intentionally to screw with the media since he hates them so much, especially now (it seems to me).

Anybody think he'll cut something off while sawing brush?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Anybody think he'll cut something off while sawing brush?

Yep.... Karl :D

[mopaul]

2. and why does he always land on his monkey ass face?

i suspect siezures for my wild conspiracy theory, but it's probably as mundane as a bottle of jack.

[elehhhhna]

4. Mo it's time to break out your Bush bike sig pic...

[skids]

10. Well if you want a conspiracy theory...

Spice it up: S&M? :evilgrin:

[movie_girl99]

6. jesus H this guy spends more time on vacation than

he does working. It's crazy really.

[Ilsa]

9. Yeah, nice job if you can get it. eom

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. He's fixin' to stink up Texas, AGAIN..

Why doesn't he go vacation at the family estate in Kennebunkport.

[LiberalEsto]

17. Because he's already read their only book

"The Fart Book"

[Ilsa]

20. Actually, this is his favorite book:

Goes with My Pet Goat nicely.

[Flying Dream Blues]

21. I think the adopted son, Willie, has *'s room... nt

[bushisanidiot]

11. Yes, I need to update a couple of my pics

i hope the photographers are ready with camera in hand!! he he!

[melissinha]

13. Pros and cons

Pros: I don't have to accidentally run across him on the telly.
Cons: Vacation in Crawford, he's too damn close to me and therefore the target is now set on Central Texas. Can't imagine what you all NYC people go through everyday.

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. If he visits any elementary schools in Austin or San Antonio

and takes along his copy of "My Pet Goat", watch out! :hide:

[Dhalgren]

16. It will be before noon on day 4.

Put me down for that slot in the pool.

[Skink]

18. Friday at 5.....

Then despite Andrew Card having the info there will be a 60 hour gap while documents get shredded.

[Dhalgren]

19. Since Our Great Leader (OGL) will already be "shredded"...

[Hubert Flottz]

22. We need to take up a collection for a Harley!

Those 80 mph crashes cause some Serious road rash! If John Kerry can ride a Super Glide, it's the least the chimp could do to try and keep up! Maybe Bush is too sensitive to ride with the big boys on the big toys...

[Ikonoklast]

23. Now, let me see if I got this right

Hand clutch, foot brake, hand brake, foot shift, hand throttle, semi truck........oops. Ow. Ow. Owee. That'll leave a mark.

[not fooled]

24. Place yer bets...

...fall off a mountain bike? Overturn the golf cart? Just stumble over his own feet? Plus who knows how many catastrophic possibilities are encompassed within the universe of treacherous farm tools and implements?

The question is, will someone be there with a camera???

One thing we know, * won't be injured by a horse while on his phony pig farm: he's ascairt of horses (who have a low tolerance for sadists and a-holes)

:popcorn: :rofl: