Excerpt from Jackpine's Guide to the Political Jungle

[Jackpine Radical]

An interesting but little-known fact about the common Thuggus republicanus is that you can tell their mood by observing the shape & consistency of their scat.

Here, for example, is the scat of a frightened T. republicanus roveii:

[DoBotherMe]

1. LOL! n/t

[woodsprite]

2. Ok - I'm 44 yrs old - all dressed up for mtgs this afternoon

and I just snorted my soda out my nose all over my keyboard. :) That is a first for me. :)

[Jackpine Radical]

3. I hope it wasn't a cola drink

I'd hate to think I got someone started snorting Coke.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. In honor of the NYT's Pincus story,

I'm gonna run this up the flagpole one more time in search of other sicko senses of humor.