Caption this Rummy pic...

[sabra]

[gmoney]

1. "C'mon, you know... Rock'em Sock'em Robots!"

"They stand like this and swing their arms until one of them knocks the other's block off with that rzzzzz sound!"

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. When they ask you hardball questions, just puff up like this and

sock 'em with a rhetorical question for an answer.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. "I will SO break your knuckles if you try and touch me again!"

[flakey_foont]

4. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

you want a piece 'a me? huh, well, do ya, punk?

[samsingh]

5. "this is the way i grab bush and he likes it"

[Rob H.]

6. "When I don't get my way I just throw myself on the floor and...

kick my feet and bang on the floor with my fists, like this...."

[Rob H.]

7. "My two rocks beat your one sheet of paper! Ha!"

[jane_pippin]

8. Was the fish this big? Who knows! How did it get off the hook?

Where is it now? What is it eating? Has it gotten bigger? Has it been eaten by something else? What could have eaten it? Who knows--some things are just unknowable!

[nookiemonster]

9. "Ok, ok, A man walks in to a bar with a turd in one hand and ........

n/t

[lvx35]

10. guy on right: "I hear your mother was a midget this tall"...

Rumsfeld: "yeah, but she was a BUFF little midget!!! Very strong like this!"

[Island Blue]

11. "Damn, I've got rock, you've got paper.

You beat me again! That means a one way ticket to Gitmo for you buddy!"

[Dr Fate]

12. ME HULK! ME SMASH!

!!!!

[Baracas]

13. Watch me pass gas