Freeper Wife Is Way Hotter Than Jessica Simpson, TRUST HER!

[K8-EEE]

Oh dear one of the freeps posted Jessica Simpson's comments about how GASP it kinda SUCKS in Iraq with the comment that she was a TRAITOR!

Humorous FR give and take follows but my favorite one is:

LMAO, my DH laughed when he read your statement, but sorry he truly thinks Jessica Simpson is ulgy and to skinny. My DH is a personal trainer and doesn't believe in women being thin and that they need meet on them. He thinks Jessica is to thin and not very pretty. He doesn't say this to me to make me feel better, you should see me, but I don't post pics of myself online so too bad!

:yoiks:

[FreedomAngel82]

1. LOL!!!

How funny. :crazy: And welcome to the gang Jessica!

[bushisanidiot]

2. The way the freeptard mind works is simply hysterical..

well.. or just plain sad.

i guess they still can't afford an auto-spellchecker over there. heh..

[minerva50]

18. Spell-check can't fix miss-use of words

like "to" for "too" or "discus" for "discuss".

[bushisanidiot]

27. Rofl! good point!

heh..

[TexasLady]

30. with the way she spells

its a really good thing she looks so hot! Her DH must like em hot n stupid.

sorry, couldnt resist.:rofl:

[Oreo]

3. He must prefer them barefoot and pregnant

Probably a big Britney Spears fan

[Sanity Claws]

4. Did she go to the Moran School of Spelling?

What is it with freepers and poor spelling? I wondered if spelling is somehow controlled by the same part of the brain that regulates empathy and similar emotions. All of them seem to be consistently deficient in both areas.

[SmokingJacket]

37. That's an intriguing hypothesis...

Maybe it comes down to communication skills, or the areas of the brain involved in connecting to others and expressing emotion. Hm...

[jobycom]

5. Freeper wife is way dumber than Jessica Simpson, too, apparently

Must be all the meet she eets.

[K8-EEE]

17. She eets enuff not too be to skinny like Jessica Simpson!

:donut:

[jobycom]

21. I was just creating a visual

of going "to skinny" with Jessi... Oh never mind.

[Hepburn]

6. OMG....what an idiot!

MEET????? LMBO!!! :rofl:

[gmoney]

7. Whaddaya wanna bet...

That "DH" is putting the "meet" to some of his personal trainer clients...

...the question is, do they look like Jessica Simpson, or Jeff Gannon/Guckert?

[tamtam]

8. Someone please

Please give these idiots spell check. What the hell does she mean when she says. "DH is a personal trainer and doesn't believe in women being thin and that they need meet on them". Does she really mean meat or what?

[jobycom]

23. Hey!

No sex threads!

[HockeyMom]

28. These people make me SICK

Have they ever heard of GENES? I am 56 years old, 5'2" and weigh 105 lbs. I have NEVER been on a diet in my life. I eat what I want, when I want. My Dad was 5'8" and weighted 140 lbs. My Grandma was 4'11" and was 90 lbs., and had FIVE KIDS.

When my daughter (5'3" and 108 lbs.) was in HS they accused her of being either anorexic or bulimic. I went to see the principal armed with the family photo album in hand. As soon as I walked into that office, the secretary said to me, "Don't tell me. You are Rachael's mother. I can see the family resemblance." Hello?

Stop trying to make everybody into CLONES in this country. We are who we are meant to be. It is what is INSIDE that really matters.

[ToeBot]

9. I almost hate to ask, but what is a DH?

[FreedomAngel82]

10. DH is Dear Husband

;) And I'm sure he thinks Jessica is ugly. :eyes: I haven't met a guy yet who thinks she is ugly. Maybe not their type....

[ToeBot]

13. Ahh, every bit as insipid as I thought it would be, Thanks

[rkc3]

20. Thought it might be D**K Head.

[BillZBubb]

25. She's not ugly.

But I've seen pictures of her from different angles where she looks almost scary. She's certainly not what I would call beautiful either.

[Sanity Claws]

12. DH= dear hubby

Usually it means that. In her case, it may mean "dumb hubby" or "dead hubby" or some other variation.

[jmowreader]

22. DH = Dear Husband

Except on baseball message boards, where DH is usually the subject of derision because it takes away from the purity of the game

This goes with

DW = Dear Wife (except on drumming message boards, because DW is a brand of drums, and on NASCAR message boards, because DW is a three-time champion)

DS = Dear Son

DD = Dear Daughter

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed, another term for your wife

Something tells me some of these people were RATT riggers (radioteletype operators) in the Army because only a RATT rigger could come up with some of these abbreviations.

R AR?

[TahitiNut]

36. Designated Hitter

A stand-in for a workaholic (or bar-fly)... often the yard man.

[MsTryska]

11. is she from the south?

if so, i betcha she's big-boned.

[Lex]

19. Yeah, 'cause that's the only place that has "big boned" folks.

WTF?

I think Philadelphia was in fact the fattest place per capita in the U.S., btw.

[MsTryska]

34. No cuz in the South....

men tend to appreciate the big-boned girls a little more.

[K8-EEE]

24. She's Big Boned With Meet On The Afore-Mentioned Bones

And I can just picture the "trainer" husband too.

[MsTryska]

35. you never know...he could be a super-stud with

hell of a body.



seriously. and she could be 300 lbs. The South is funny like that. I'm constantly surprised at how it can both re-inforce and blow away my personal stereotypes - sometimes simultaneously.

[K8-EEE]

14. PS -- I Forgot The Link!

Many more hilarious JS disses including: She just broke a nail and didn't have any perrier water, that's why she thought the conditions were bad....

And she doesn't measure up favorably to orig Dukes of Hazards freeptard pinup Catherine Bach! Compared to Freeper heroine CB, "Jessica's too stumpy." yeah right!! I could never work out enough to be as "stumpy" as Jessica Simpson. She does have her FR supporters who note she "is a Republican who voted for President Bush."

Hope she's sorry now that she's seen the glorious liberation up close and personal...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1451600/posts#comment?q=1

[FreedomAngel82]

31. I posted about this

on another board and someone replied saying Jessica was a liberal and I should've found someone more liberal to post saying that and that they should show the footage because it would show the public why we should *stay* there. I thought my head was going to explode.

[seabeyond]

15. need meet on them... bah hahahaha as in meat, lol n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Warning! Never attend a Freeper Swapmeat.

:D

[patdem]

26. We are ALL brilliant, beautiful and buff.....

ON LINE!!!!!!

[name not needed]

29. This isn't the "Fun Bubbles" guy again is it?

[Tim4319]

32. I believe he used the wrong form of MEET.

[B Calm]

33. meet = meat / Damn, I'm having a hell of a time reading this..

It's no freakin'wonder why this country is so screwed up with idiots like this voting republican..

[Warren DeMontague]

38. They should try playing for the National League

Screw that Designated Hitter bullshit.

[Sgent]

39. Yea

but now with interleague play...