What's the appropriate punishment for Gorgie Porgie's rudeness?

[baby_mouse]

Poll question: What's the appropriate punishment for Gorgie Porgie's rudeness?

Now, be harsh but fair.

[aden_nak]

1. Remove the finger, even if it is his favorite one.

[edbermac]

2. Put him a Turkish prison...

:yoiks:

[baby_mouse]

8. GASP!

How appropriate,

[indepat]

3. Frat boy antics?

[punpirate]

4. A two-hour televised press conference...

... with it up his ass the whole time.... :P

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. I was gonna pick #2, but

That just sounds like a normal WH staff meeting.

[karynnj]

6. Have it reported to the degree it would have been reported

if it were done by Bill Clinton when he was President - with all the attendant hand wringing about the bad example and the need to put dignity back into the White House. Also, they should question why when they've sold their souls and damaged reputations to support Bush, he would act this way towards them.

[Burried News]

7. The press corps should do an elaborate gift presentation of

a bird of paradise floral arrangement and a copy :
"Etiquette in Society, in Business, in Politics and at Home" by
Emily Post