Joke break?

[Gabi Hayes]

B* and Cheney were sitting on a bench talking.....and Cheney says
to B*, "Which do you think is farther away - Florida or the moon?"

B* turns and says "Hellooooooo!! Can you see Florida?"'

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Cheney goes out from his undisclosed location for a walk. He comes to a river and sees pResident Dumbass on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" he shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

Dumbass looks upriver, then downriver and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"

[HughBeaumont]

1. What has 34 teeth, bad breath, 75 legs and 483 Bush/Cheney stickers?

Wal Mart on a Tuesday.

[rkc3]

2. And weighs 16,250 pounds.

[Swamp Rat]

5. and green

[Gabi Hayes]

7. how long does it take you to do those?

and with what?

do you have a site? the "properties" button doesn't help me get anywhere

[Swamp Rat]

11. Many hours

Photoshop Elements

No

"Properties?" ... I use a Mac/UNIX. :)

[HughBeaumont]

17. THAT is my favorite SW rendering by far . .

The Lancelot Lizard Zombie.

Followed closely by Fat Pat Peale (the 16-chinned, six-inch dentured pig at the RNC with the purple heart band-aid on her fourth chin and the Dubya cowboy hat).

[Swamp Rat]

19. LOL!

Is that her real name?!? "Pat Peale?"

I wish I knew that before! :evilfrown:

[HughBeaumont]

22. That is indeed the moniker of the beast.

more on the moran dumptruck . . .

[Swamp Rat]

23. D'oh!

:banghead: I remember reading that punpirate piece now!

[Gabi Hayes]

21. I right click on pix to find out what the URLs are, then check the sites

from whence they originate, in hopes of finding more stuff

shouldn't matter if you have a Mac or not....trying to find more pix

[Swamp Rat]

24. I understand what you mean now.

Check here for some of my work (though, some of the latest is missing):

http://news.globalfreepress.com/gallery/index.php?cat=10002
http://presidentevilonline.com/swamprat1.html
http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/swamprat.htm

[LissaM]

6. LOL!

Oh that was too funny! Thank you!

[Gabi Hayes]

3. speaking of jokes

[Gabi Hayes]

4. oops...thx, distressed american, for the above

[Gabi Hayes]

8. Hiiiii-ohhhhhhhh, Silver!

[Gabi Hayes]

9. no joke, but....

[DanCa]

10. Hah theyre good. Here's another one

A shark was swimming buy when he saw three of his shark friends who werent looking so good. So the Shark ask his friends what's wrong.
The first shark says
I just ate Jerry Fawell and hey's so fill of bile i lost my sense of taste
The Second Shark says
I just ate Dick Cheney and his heart is so full of metal it's like i swallowed a compass and i want to swim north
The Last Shark says
Well I just ate George W Bush and he's so full of hot air i can't Dive.

[Gabi Hayes]

12. Danca....danke! where's Port Barrington?

I live right near Barrington

[DanCa]

13. Gabi

It used to be called fox river valley gardens. I pm'd you the info. Its right off island lake.

[Gabi Hayes]

14. thx.....that's not too far from Arlington Heights

come see, me, agent Mike. got something for ya, right here

[BuyingThyme]

15. Not a joke, but

I was listening to RayTal the other night and he casually referred to * as the Smirking Chimp.

It's the little things.

[Gabi Hayes]

16. here's how we stop terra

[FreedomAngel82]

18. LOL

[RONSTOO]

20. ok this isnt political joke but wtf...

An atheist is hiking thru the woods when he crosses paths

with a big hungry bear. The bear rises up in the air, claws up ready

to devour the atheist when the atheist shouts out : " Oh my God ! "

All of a sudden everything freezes in place, the bear frozen and

a voice in the sky ( God ) says: " ahhhhh now that you are ready to

die, you believe in me now, huh ? Will you acknowledge me now and be a

Christian ? The atheist thinks for a sec and says " ahhh, ummm can

you make the bear a Christian" ? God says : " Very well ".

The bear unfreezes, gets on his knees and puts his hands together and

says : " Bless this food O Lord for which Im about to eat...."