Finish this bumper sticker: "Annoy a Conservative..."

[NAO]

I've seen two so far:

"...defend the constitution"

"...think, care, and stay out of debt"

[Gato Moteado]

1. burn the rebel flag

nt

[Road Scholar]

2. Tell the truth!! . ha :)

[Catherine Vincent]

6. ...about them!"

:-)

[Blue_Tires]

3. 'help your fellow man'

[Stirk]

38. That's a great one.

[RagAss]

4. Hug a CIA agent !!

[seabeyond]

5. i dont want to annoy a conservative i want to convince a

conservative, bushco's are criminal

[TomClash]

7. Help a Soldier

[Horse with no Name]

8. Save the Earth. n/t

[DanCa]

9. Here you go

"Jesus was a democrat thats why republicans put him on the cross"

[Libby2]

15. I love that one !! n/t

n/t

[Ian David]

10. Let the woman be on top. n/t

[ClassWarrior]

11. ...Support TRUE American Values.

NGU.

[Kalish]

12. believe in science - nt

[politicaholic]

13. -date his daughter.

:evilgrin:

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

14. plant a tree

[LostInAnomie]

16. ... throw water on burning crosses

... wash daily
... read a book
... prosecute child molesters

[jojo54]

17. ...call him a liberal! n/t

[DanCa]

18. You cant be a christian and be pro -life

Shoes on the other foot now.

[MichiganVote]

19. Hire a Liberal

[Straight Shooter]

20. Vote For The Better Candidate.

Heh.

[shugah]

21. "because it's fun!"

;-)

[HughBeaumont]

22. . . .hire an American!"

" . . . pay a living wage"
" . . . tax the rich"
" . . . think for yourself"
" . . . tell Ronald Reagan jokes"
" . . . tell them the truth"
" . . . pat their head and 'Baaaaa' right back"

[proud patriot]

23. It's your patriot duty

:patriot:

[MrSlayer]

24. ".....Kill a white person!"

Or is that too base?

[DefenseLawyer]

33. "Kill Pat Boone"

Okay maybe my reference is a bit dated

[Warren DeMontague]

25. Get Laid. nt

[TimeChaser]

30. Hah!

:thumbsup:

[mcctatas]

37. "...and enjoy it!!!"

..."on a Sunday"
..."by their son/daughter"
..."and use birth control":toast:

[G_j]

46. without paying for it n/t

[roguevalley]

26. shoot his tax deductions."

[Tux]

27. hehehe

"Annoy a conservative...."

Think for yourself.
Attend college.
Support America.
Be spiritual.
Vote for America.
Support liberty.
Support democracy.
End corporate communism.
Buy a latte.
Follow Jesus.
Enjoy life.
Fund public education.
Hug a trooper.

[Must_B_Free]

28. Tell the Truth -

first one in my head

[elehhhhna]

44. me too.

[friesianrider]

29. "Go to church and be tolerant"

Actually on MY bumper sticker ;)

[ObaMania]

31. .. agree with Rush! n/t

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

32. Douse 'em with holy water.

[RagAss]

34. ask them where Osama is

[themadgerman]

35. ....think!!!

[newyawker99]

42. Hi themadgerman!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[kodi]

36. "......Think For Yourself"

.

[Stirk]

39. ... speak the truth.

[cynatnite]

40. say 'ACLU' n/t

[Zen Democrat]

41. ... Speak Truth To Power

[jhain]

43. BE THE MEDIA N/T

[devinsgram]

45. 'I pray for an idiot free America"

Now that's one I would like to have.

[DanCa]

47. It's amazing you can drive

[Deja Q]

48. ASK QUESTIONS. or THINK.

:D

[warrior1]

49. Share

[SalmonChantedEvening]

50. "Think for Yourself"

:D

[Modem Butterfly]

51. ...have gay sex on the hood of their car.

[Mad_Dem_X]

58. LOL!

[Flavin]

52. Date...

their child of your own gender.

Flavin

[Bluerthanblue]

53. .."Share" .."Give Liberally"..... "Care"..."Question Your Own Values"

...
Don't just talk THINK.

Excercise your FREEDOM to think.

[Bluerthanblue]

54. Don't be led by fear- ... don't worship money- ....LIVE....Be KInd..

.

[renaissanceguy]

55. have sex and enjoy it.

http://www.cafepress.com/liberalissues/428793

[ChickMagic]

56. Annoy a conservative -

practice virtue.

[no_to_war_economy]

57. burn the flag

? too harsh

[KarenInMA]

59. make a living will."