It Stands to Reason, That if Bush Was

[The Whiskey Priest]

The “War President” during the war on terrorism, then now that we are “Struggling Against Extremism,” he must be the:

Struggling President.

[ThoughtCriminal]

1. Extremely! - nt

[BuyingThyme]

2. In a press release this morning,

the White House is revising their "Struggle Against Extremism" jargon to:

A Struggle Against Extremists Who Undermisestimate Our Resolve to Implement a Global Economic Policy Consistent with the Administration's Moral Imperatives.

[joemurphy]

3. Hey, how'd that war come out? Does this mean I can

talk about it and not be unpatriotic?

[wli]

4. Sein Kampf ist gegen uns

The right-wing pundits are already talking about jailing "liberals."

[Hailtothechimp]

5. Don't you mean "It stands T'REASON?"

Running those last two words together works for me.

[freeplessinseattle]

7. ooh, I like that, would make a great bumper sticker or sign n/t

[chieftain]

6. Gee, that was sooo good. Thanks, I will drift off to sleep chuckling.

[EFerrari]

8. And this is the Second Law of MendacityCentral

#2 They do the opposite of what they say.

Struggling against extremism? Yeah, and I'm Howard Hughes.