George Bush's solution for global warming...

[driver8]

This is from Letterman...not sure if it has been posted or not.


Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming...

10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat

9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos

8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal

7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem

6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over

5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?

4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone

3. Switch to Celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37

2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice

1. Invade Antarctica

Late Show with David Letterman

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. *big thumbs up for Dave*

[mcctatas]

2. Global Warming??

that's just the fires of hell burning a little harder because of all the damn liberals...we make satan hot you know.:evilgrin:

[evlbstrd]

3. I've always liked Dave. My wife hated him.

I need to talk to a lawyer.

[Maru Kitteh]

6. Or a therapist

or both. How could anyone "hate" Dave?

Either way, let it go. The best learned of lessons usually come at a high price. Pay the last of it and move on. The rest of your life awaits you.

[evlbstrd]

7. It was a joke.

I don't use a lot of smilies. Sorry.
We're separating for much more important reasons. Counselling didn't help. I've paid a higher price than you know, and I am letting it go.

[MissWaverly]

10. is your sig line a sketch from Pittsburgh, sure looks like it

I grew up outside Pittsburgh!

Why didn't someone suggest for solutions to global warming

Make everyone buy an ice cube maker!

[wli]

4. invading Antarctica is more plausible than it sounds

After all, where is all the fresh water going to come from with the glaciers gone, river valleys polluted, and rainfall distributed in erratic monsoons and hurricanes?

Also bear in mind that as the globe heats up, the temperate regions move toward the poles, until they are precisely the poles (and in the worst-case event, even they finally overheat). One of those is an ocean. The other is a continent. And there are indications that the global warming situation is into "runaway" territory where global warming causes more global warming by releasing trapped methane and decreasing the planet's albedo.

[Tigress DEM]

8. Well, Greenland first, OK?

I mean, it would be great to see it actually green, right?

[wli]

9. Greenland is first, yes; Antarctica is longer-term

It depends upon the timeline of your bet.

[Jackpine Radical]

11. But if the planet's libido decreases, wouldn't it cool off?

Oh. ALbedo. Nevermind.

[FreedomAngel82]

5. lol

My favorite's are the one with Hillary and to invade Antarctica. LOL. Go Dave! I haven't really watched his show except when he had John Kerry and Green Day on (and the same night!).