Helen Thomas Tells Snot McClellan to "Shut your liehole!"

[elehhhhna]

Please add headlines you'd lve to see, here:

[ClusterFreak]

1. "President Bush caught in late night White House sex tryst...

...with Jeff Gannon and Scott McClellan"

[Dr.Phool]

14. President Bush caught in late night White House sex tryst

...with Helen Thomas.

[ClusterFreak]

18. Eewwwwww!!!!

....Helen can do so much better than him!!:puke:

[KarenInMA]

2. "A stunner today, during day 5 of Former President Bush's trial"..

[in_cog_ni_to]

3. EXTRA! EXTRA!Bush, Cheney, Rove, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, Rice, Libby, Bolton

ALL INDICTED AND WILL BE TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES AT THE HAGUE!!

with accompanying pictures of them ALL in orange jumsuits with their arms and legs handcuffed, being paraded in front of the media. :)

[no_to_war_economy]

4. Bush twins get abortions! at the same time! holding hands!

[Gato Moteado]

7. actually, word has it on the streets in austin

that jenna has had at least one, and maybe two. supposedly some of the kids in her high school were privvy to the info and had leaked it a couple years back.

[no_to_war_economy]

12. well when you party like they party

sperm happens!

[kskiska]

38. Most likely that "appendectomy"

after the recount. That's why her father didn't rush to her bedside, choosing to play golf in Florida instead.

[RobertSeattle]

5. Colin Powell's "Tell All" book to be released soon

[Just Me]

6. "Indictments Issued: Republicans Jump Ship!" n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. "John Conyers sworn in as 44th President of the United States"

"Bush unable to attend inaguration, will watch from cell in Guantanamo Bay."


Mmmmm chicken n 2 kindsa fruit... :evilgrin:

[leesa]

19. Don't forget the pilaf!

[Talismom]

20. ROFL!!! I love this! Thanks for making my day!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:spray: :spray: :applause:

:applause:

:yourock: :yourock:

:loveya: :loveya:

[Flying Dream Blues]

24. According to Unca Dick, "What's not to like? He's in

the Caribbean!"

[TlalocW]

9. "George Bush Held Hostage...

For Release of the Unknown Soldier's Grandmother."

TlalocW

[kentuck]

13. ...and they threatened to behead him!

The stormtroopers will storm the place and declare war on the world.

[Touchdown]

10. "Dan Rather here, with an exclusive interview...

at Attica with none other than Karl Rove, who has been convicted of treason, and is serving a 400 year sentence without parole. Good evening everybody."

[deminks]

11. Katherine Harris "Tells All about 2000" Tonight on Countdown

Shunned by the RNC, Katherine "Cruella" Harris vows to get even. "I Gave them Everything, and this is the thanks I get!"

Also interviewed: Karl Rove from his prison cell, "I dont' want to suggest anything, but Katherine did have a ..." Find out tonight on Countdown


:evilgrin:

[SmokingJacket]

15. This thread is so beautiful! nt

[wtmusic]

16. A Few Remaining Faithful Claim GOP is 'Alive and Well' nt

[MN ChimpH8R]

17. Bush, Cheney and top Administration officials

receive lengthy sentences from Hague Tribunal.

:bounce:

[Otm Shank]

21. Judith Miller Cracks, Tells All n/t

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

22. White House, Congress Flee as 100 Million March On DC

Subheads:

Citizens Demand Accountability From Representatives

Militia, Police Refuse to Quell Crowds

[meganmonkey]

29. For the 23rd straight day

If I may be so bold as to add to yours :)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

35. eeeeeeexcellent

Just once before I die I would love to see a mob waving torches and pitchforks - and of course now, the ubiquitous cellphone, sending pix of the scene to buds all around the globe.

[faithnotgreed]

36. now that is a perfect headline

along with bush and cheney get maximum sentence

[spooked]

23. Laura Bush committed to asylum after surprise tell-all interview

The Bush administration is blaming mental fatigue and abnormally high temperatures in the DC area for Laura Bush's shocking interview with Diane Sawyer, where she claimed that her husband stole the 2004 election by diverting money for the re-building of Iraq to pay for the election-fixing software used in Diebold voting machines.

Mrs. Bush was forcefully "escorted" from the studio just 4 minutes into the impromtu interview. When asked how she secured the interview with the First Lady, Diane Sawyer said she recieved an anonymous call the night before from a woman claiming to be from the organization "Librarians for Liberty". The anonymous caller claimed the First Lady wanted to go on "Good Morning America" with an important message for the American people.

A psychiatric nurse, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said Mrs. Bush is currently recieving "treatment" at the asylum's undisclosed location, believed to be located within the government's top-secret Mount Weather facility.

[Flying Dream Blues]

25. EXTRA! BOTH elections STOLEN, admits George Bush nt

[ThomWV]

26. Disclosure of A Blowjob From an Intern Would Be Perfection

Some Whitehouse Intern, male or female, I don't care which, starts blabbering about blowing the President in the Oval Office. My life would be complete.

[Cronus Protagonist]

27. George Bush Caught Getting Oral Sex From Karl Rove In Oval Office

That would about do it... :)

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[Beelzebud]

28. Bush Rove Cheny: Frogmarched out of White House. Details at 6:00.

[alfredo]

30. Neither bush or Cheney had comments before sentencing.

[xxqqqzme]

31. Laura Bush Faints as George Sentenced

For War Crimes.

[LaPera]

32. Bush & Rove found on WH basement floor. "Just practicing wrestling holds!"

[Kurovski]

33. "John Ashcroft Converts To Islam From Prison Cell."

[FreedomAngel82]

34. My dream headline

George Bush and the administration will be all put in the Hague and John Kerry and John Edwards will be sworn in to the presidency.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

37. Bush War Crimes Trial Begins at The Hague.

or,

Child Pornography Ring Traced to White House.

or,

Satanist Cult Linked to Bush Family.

[Strawman]

39. Rove Tells All in Plea Deal. Bush, Cheney, Frist, Delay Will Face Charges

[Bouncy Ball]

40. Bush Stabs Brain With Finger Through Nose

Just because I know he loves to pick his nose. In public, no less.

[Just Me]

42. HAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

[JNelson6563]

41. Or as Invader Zim would say

"Shut your noise-tube fool-boy!" heh

Julie