The 50 People who deserve a vicious beating.

[cssmall]

I thought this would be a conservative bullshit thing, but it's very funny: check out 4, 8, 17, and a few more. It's actually kinda unbiased and across the board. :shrug:

http://www.phat5.com/features.asp?StoryID=1111&SectionID=1&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=7&StoryYear=2005

On edit: I'm a moron and misspelled it. :( I'm usually pretty much a spelling nazi myself and as for the link, sorry.

[wtmusic]

1. FYI

for a link just paste without the "link:" in front

then people don't have to cut and paste

thanks

[nickinSTL]

2. Uh, viscous?

Is that your spelling, or theirs?

I'm not sure how a beating can be, "having or characterized by viscosity"

Viscosity: "the property of resistance to flow in a fluid or semifluid"

:wtf:

(yes, I'm a spelling nazi)

[Moochy]

3. Beaten to a pulp, then a viscous mass

Well when you get really beaten to a pulp, maybe the pulp transforms eventually into a viscous mass.

[Bozita]

4. beat until the mass begins to flow

Now, THAT's a beating!

[anarch]

5. beaten with a bottle of maple syrup, maybe? n/t

[NYCGirl]

6. It could mean beating to death with a plastic baggie filled with jello...

:evilgrin:

[wtmusic]

10. ENOUGH ALREADY

The O.P. has realized he will be hung in chains for misspelling a word.

BTW, "nazi" should be capitalized.

[OrlandoGator]

7. #31 is pretty good:

Toby Keith

How do I like you now? Not very much. Hey Toby, you fat redneck piece of shit, if you like "kickin' ass" in the Middle East so much, why don't you put down that guitar, pick up a gun, and enlist? What’s that you say? "I can’t join up. They drive Hummers and I'm a Ford Truck Man…That's all I Dryeeeve."

[Moochy]

8. Never stop using cocaine

>The moral of the Robin Williams story: never stop using cocaine.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

9. Thanks! Great read...

I agree on most of them to varying levels. EVen M Moore is not immune.

[put out]

11. Just read it.

I likes. #3.

Edit to add #10.

[WeRQ4U]

12. Holy Shit. I just spit out my coffee

On Steven Tyler of Aerosmith:

"The guy looks a cross between a battered wife and large mouth bass"

ROTFLMAO

[mnmoderatedem]

13. they left out Jared the Subway guy

I wish like hell he would get fat again...

[sleipnir]

14. Finally, someone calls Star Jones out.

I'm so sick of her. Ughhh....

[MistyBlue]

15. What about Hannity?

I'd like to beat that A-hole Hannity to a pulp, and I'd like to use that anorexic Ann Coulter bitch as my weapon.
Sorry, I lost it for a second there.

[MistyBlue]

17. Ken Mehlman should be on the list also.

Or should I say 'MARY' Mehlman?

[Infomaniac]

16. I like number 4

I think the list is a little light on the RW nutjobs, but it's a good start.

[fishnfla]

18. I must be old and uncool, I dont know half those people.

Is "steve" the guy thats harrassing Andy in the grave?

[IrateCitizen]

19. Hilarious. F***ing hilarious.

I really can't pick a favorite from the list, it seemed that almost ALL of them were filled with over-the-top bile and anger -- and none that I really disagreed with that much.

[kcass1954]

20. #47 Pat Robertson

"Someone must have just stated a fact to Robertson prior to the photo being taken. Facts are Pat Robertson's kryptonite. He hates them more than Jews, Gays, and Muslims combined."

That last statement could apply to many other RW nut cases as well.


edited for spelling

[MsConduct]

21. How disappointing, I expected to see rove, cheney and bush in

the 3,2,1 positions. And I object to cats being on the list at all.
;(