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MindLikeAParachute Donating Member (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 05:31 PM
Original message
Political Haiku
Edited on Sat Jul-30-05 05:31 PM by MindLikeAParachute
For some reason, I'm in a Haiku mood.

Haiku is a Japanese poetry form; you can say pretty much anything but you have to conform to the structure, which is three lines - first line has 5 syllables, the next has 7, the last has 5. The 5-7-5 form is the minimum for Haiku.

Of course, elegant Haiku speaks of cherry blossoms and has sublime implications. I'm not looking to be so elegant.

To start:

Impeachment for you!
Mister Bush and nothing less
May you rot in hell


Abu Ghraib Prison
Gitmo too. We are the new
Assholes of the world


Such hypocrisy
Those fucking Republicans
I miss my country


That asshole Karl Rove
Politics take precedence
Over governance


Last bastion of speech
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Go donate today


On edit: Add yours!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 05:32 PM
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1. Haiku for Condi
Condoleezza Rice
A token of their esteem
Guilty as the rest.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 05:41 PM
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2. I love them, but I can't do them...
(jealous sob)
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 06:02 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. yours is a haiku...
Haiku: I love them
But I can't do them
Jealous Sob
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:01 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. oh thank you thank you!
How on Earth did I do that?
(really curious)
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:19 PM
Response to Reply #8
22. easily....
Oh thank you thank you (5)
How on earth did I do that? (7)
Really curious (5)

-------------------------------
You're naturally speaking in approx the right no. of syllables, by my count above anyway. You are
distilling a thought to an essence in 3 lines and your tendency to use short parenthetical asides is working well for you in this. Play with a political thought or other deliberate concept:)
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:28 PM
Response to Reply #22
24. Possibility
I think she knew that
Having a bit of fun, eh?
Maybe I'm wrong, though.
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 09:07 PM
Response to Reply #24
30. I think you're right...
Anabanana
She gets points I think if she
truly suckered me

:)

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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 05:41 PM
Response to Original message
3. Coingate haiku
Sneaky November
Ohio unraveling
Hear the drip, drip, drip?
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 05:51 PM
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4. f
cynically pissed
truth molded into plastic
Dog shit on a plate.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 06:58 PM
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6. Some ...................
Thieving neocons
stole our country tis of we
Send them to Gitmo

They sent our children
To slay and be slain for lies
The truth will out them

The Village Idiot
Thinks he is an Emperor
The glass crown will break







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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 06:59 PM
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7. Take a Haiku
Dumb word number name
No profile; canned cliches
Got your number, Freep!


:rofl:
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brentspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:42 PM
Response to Reply #7
20. Good work!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:06 PM
Response to Reply #20
21. You're 2 kind
They say what they think
We want to hear but phony
Not hard to spot them

The name thing is key
That's how they spot each other
They post in tag team

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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:06 PM
Response to Original message
9. Hmm.
I've reviewed this post
and come to the conclusion:
belongs in the lounge.
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:13 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. hmmm....poetry prejudice?
Tight parameters you have
When content is political
OK for GD
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:16 PM
Response to Reply #10
11. Hmm
Saying it that way
doesn't necessarily
mean it's really true.
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:22 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. Read b/w the syllables
Your point well taken
Who can discuss and question
Well in just haiku?
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:24 PM
Response to Reply #14
16. Erm
There are some of us
when prodded with a sharp twig,
who can do just that.
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:34 PM
Response to Reply #16
19. Hm-mMM?
The challenge being
Conveying clear thinking
Not Yoda we are.
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 10:56 PM
Response to Reply #19
36. "Not Yoda we are."
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 11:02 PM
Response to Reply #36
37. May the Farce be with you
B-)
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:17 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. Shortspokeness
Edited on Sat Jul-30-05 08:11 PM by omega minimo
In a sound bite world
Good discussion reduced down
To a few words, rocks.


:hide:
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:21 PM
Response to Reply #12
13. Hmm
I only count six
in your second refrain, dude
how's that for a rock?
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:27 PM
Response to Reply #13
17. Fe-ew
Mind you we all see
Powers of observation
Get in their own way
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:24 PM
Response to Original message
15. .
"Bring 'em on!" Says Bush.
What good has come from Texas?
Sneers: "Please don't kill me".
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brentspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 07:33 PM
Response to Original message
18. Con man G.O.P.
Edited on Sat Jul-30-05 07:39 PM by brentspeak
Con man G.O.P.
"Every man for himself" -
Place in Hell awaits.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:22 PM
Response to Original message
23. PA Haiku
Rick Saintwhorum is
Stuck in the 12th century
Let's just leave him there
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:33 PM
Response to Reply #23
26. Serf's up!
:rofl: :hi:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:35 PM
Response to Reply #26
27. I Wish they all could be Inquisition girls....
:evilgrin: :hi:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:46 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. I'm pickin up mead libations, she's given me this week's rations
How bout Iron Maiden then?

:headbang: :hide:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:53 PM
Response to Reply #28
29. I don't know about you..
But I find mead evil.

Giddyup giddyup giddyup .... 1209 :P
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 09:41 PM
Response to Reply #29
33. Yeah it's vile, honey
Wouldn't it be nice if we were landed
And our clothes were silk
Not rough and brown..............


B-)




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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 08:26 AM
Response to Reply #33
44. And she'll have hun hun hun
Till her daddy sends Atilla awayyyyyy

I shoulda stayed in bed huh ;)
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 10:54 AM
Response to Reply #44
47. That's not hunny
It’s the little marauder from Western Asia
It’s the mongol hordes driving out of Persia
Go Ghengis, go Ghengis, go Ghengis go
Got a pretty little vision of world domination
Go Ghengis, go Ghengis, go Ghengis go
But parked in his nomadic camp front yard
Is a brand new battle mad super-stock horde

And everybody’s saying there’s nobody meaner
Than the little marauder from western asia
He drives real fast and he drives real hard
He’s a terror out on all of the old Silk Road
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 03:18 PM
Response to Reply #47
48. OK OK I give! lol
:D
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 03:56 PM
Response to Reply #48
49. Don't wanna go
mead evil on ya
:hide:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 08:26 AM
Response to Reply #33
45. delete dupe
Edited on Sun Jul-31-05 08:30 AM by SalmonChantedEvening
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:31 PM
Response to Original message
25. ...
Chimpy does not care
about you or you or you
or the Iraqis.
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 11:31 PM
Response to Reply #25
38. Another.
Post 9-11
Worldwide compassion squandered
by evil oil barons.
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 09:25 PM
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31. political one
It's the smoking gun
Or another hard drive replacement
In rural Ohio
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spuddonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 09:27 PM
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32. Illusion Gone
Illusion Gone

A rigged election...
An illegal, unjust war...
The press? Mute again.

The 'America'
I knew, rotting from within.
Neocon cancer.

Was it ever real?
Or was it an illusion?
Truth, dead and buried...

They 'frame' the future,
Choose the men to decide laws,
Is justice no more?







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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 10:11 PM
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34. Legislative Haiku
No one believes him
His programs just make things worse
But he has the votes

She'll hit the coast hard
The press will trail her non-stop
Typhoon Hillary
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 10:52 PM
Response to Original message
35. .....
The PR man's rise
To the policy level
The answer to their prayers
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 11:44 PM
Response to Original message
39. Media Whore Haiku
Exit polls are private.
AP hired Mitofsky
But data not public.
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La Coliniere Donating Member (581 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 11:56 PM
Response to Original message
40. Two Haiku
Sinking feeling won't go
The War, the jobs, the debt, shit
Chimp's Amurika

EPA is dead
Mercury, arsenic and lead
Erin Brockovich

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:12 AM
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41. This haiku stuff fun..
Edited on Sun Jul-31-05 12:26 AM by lonestarnot
Rove, Cheney, bushitler.
freewayblogger on the run
let truth be told now!

Spread the word far, wide
Torture, Contingency Plans
To Nuke Iran next...

When the fly lights on bushitler's
ass me no questions
he says, I won't tell the truth besides

war is my specialty
my rich friends need mo money
so fuck all of yous!


www.freewayblogger.com
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:20 AM
Response to Reply #41
42. I esp like the 3rd one...
n/t
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:25 AM
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43. Coingate?
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 10:45 AM
Response to Reply #43
46. Any & all gates
"Ass me no questions
I won't tell the truth besides"

=Bush motto in all things (should be in Latin on the family crest)

-------------------------------
haiku speak:

The Great Chimpy smirks
Those who question anything
Are flies to swat down
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