Tin Foil Hat Time ...... Docs say President Bush is a OK

[Botany]

"Doctors pronounce Bush 'fit for duty"

Just the left corner of his mouth drooping or his numerous facial
abrasions should send up a warning flag.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/30/bush.physical.ap/index.html

<On Saturday, the scale showed the nearly 6-foot Bush at 191.6 pounds.>

If he is 6' tall then I am a starting NFL linebacker

[BrklynLiberal]

1. I don't know how they can say that. He looks pretty peekid to me.

[Botany]

2. Still does not look 6' foot .......

.....even in your photo shop.

BTW Brooklyn Lib ...... name all the people you know who have been sent to the
E.R. by a pretzel. :rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

5. Wish I could take credit for that photoshop, but I just copied it.

The only person I know who went to the ER due to a pretzel was under 1 year old, but that was actual age, not mental age as in W's case.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. LOL

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

36. Now that's a great photoshop .... LOL

[Moochy]

4. Hes fit for doody

Doctors prodded and probed the president for a little more than three hours, checking his heart, lungs, eyes, muscles and skin.

Shouldnt this should be in LBN? He has a heart? :)

[BrklynLiberal]

6. I would be more surprised at the discovery of a brain.

[Nevernose]

12. Don't forget the Cowardly Lion

People often forget that Bush is a chickenshit, draft-dodging, sending-other-people's-kids-to-war coward, as well as being heartless and brainless.

It's like he's all three, and we're Dorothy:

[Botany]

10. I wonder if he called them Jeff or Bulldog?

"Doctors prodded and probed the president for a little more than three hours"

[seabeyond]

7. he said he was 6" then during campaign we found out he wasnt

that is why it is being said "nearly" 6". yes, he even lied about his height

[lonestarnot]

9. Is there any fucking thing he has not lied about?

[aquart]

13. We think he was truthful about his name.

[lonestarnot]

17. You mean Duya?

[Fridays Child]

16. After drawing straws, the losing doctor inserted a

...colonoscope into the president's mouth....

[FreedomAngel82]

25. He probably did that because of Kerry

He had to look presidential don't ya know. :eyes: He's such a loser.

[dflprincess]

8. They're probably restricted about how much they can say by HIPPA

Besides, there's no mention of a pyschiatric exam being done.

[shanti]

11. "NEARLY" 6 feet

that could be anything...:eyes:

[noamnety]

15. I am nearly 8 feet tall! (nt)

[kiki]

14. That is fucking hilarious...

...that CNN slipped that in.

"The strapping six-footer, whose schlong weighed in at a jaw-dropping 14 inches, was pronounced 'godlike' by doctors".

[FreedomAngel82]

26. Godlike?

What in the world? Excuse me while I barf. More like Satan like!

[noamnety]

18. They didn't happen to weigh the admiral next to bush, did they?

The guy next to bush in that photo looks kind of large to be in a uniform - I can't believe he meets the standard. Maybe he slips in through the fat caliper testing?

navy standards - 6ft tall, male = 201 pounds?

http://www.navy.com/yvr/joiningthenavy/maxweight

[cosmicdot]

19. oh, not Dr. Kenneth Cooper again ... GOP contributor ...

"his ability to see at a distance was 20/20 in both eyes. He uses reading glasses at times (to see more clearly up-close) my edit:
for photo ops, i.e. prior to State of the Union.





Dallas, TX political contributor details

Kenneth H Dr. Cooper Cooper Clinic/physician
$25000 2004-07-06
http://www.capweb.net/contributions/113646


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this 'organization' contributed to such notables as Katherine Harris (FL) and George Allen (VA)
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=4120348#4120794

[FreedomAngel82]

28. My question is

is there ANYBODY that isn't around him that doesn't have some sort of ties to Texas or Florida? :crazy: Where's someone from Georgia? Kentucky? Oy!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. Clinton is 6'2".

Did the media ever mention he was "over 6-ft tall"?

[Botany]

21. Sorry .....

But I could not find the link but in 1986 a George W Bush was arrested in Midland Texas for "Practicing Medicine without a license" and he was 5'9" ..........

almost 6 foot tall ...... sure and I almost had sex with Ell McPherson years ago ...
she just never showed up .......

[FreedomAngel82]

29. Very interesting

I have heard of this rumor with Bush. Boy these people are criminals!

[Carni]

32. Hmmm "practicing medicine without a license"

Doesn't that sound like what they would charge bushit with for coke dealing? Are you serious about this? Really?

[Botany]

38. I tried to find the link but it seemed legit .....

..... in 1986 a George W Bush was arrested in Midland Texas and charged
with practicing medicine without a license ...... The paper work looked
legit and listed his height as 5'9" ....... I will try to find it ....... It might not be
* but it sure seemed like him.

Almost 6 foot ......
Well I almost played quarterback for the Browns in the 1980s.

Is there nothing they will not lie about?

[Carni]

27. Bush was supposedly 6'2" in the 1999 election

I remember wondering if that made Clinton and Gore like 6'5"

Now the ugly little bastard is "nearly 6 foot"

OMG wake me up when this is over because I can't take it!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. I once stood next to Bush (seriously).

This was about ten years ago when I was a freshman in high school. He came by our school because he was running for governor at the time, and afterwards I got his autograph (I know, I know, but I was a dumb kid).

For a second or two when I was getting the autograph, he seemed barely taller than me, and I've been 5'8" for a long time.

[Carni]

31. Not that there is anything wring with being 5'8"

But it annoys the hell out of me to see bush portrayed as some tall guy when he's not!

Thanks, your post confirms my guess!

[Carni]

22. That idiot is tops 5'8"

In addition what were the parameters of that moron's physical?

Did they do a CAT SCAN?

[FormerOstrich]

23. Last Physical in December.....

Why is * having multiple annual check-ups per year?

[FreedomAngel82]

24. He isn't six feet tall

No way. He's shorter than Kerry and Kerry is 6'4! If Kerry was president he would've been the tallest (taller then Abraham Lincoln).

[July]

33. His TANG records (the ones we've seen) put him at 5'11."

But I think his WH bio puts him at 6', or it used to.

I often bring this up, but you can see in many full photos of Bush that he wears VERY thick soles on his shoes (not just a big heel, but a full-shoe sole) when he's not wearing his fake-cowboy boots, which also give him height.

I think Dimbo is just a wee bit sensitive about NOT being six feet tall.

[BrklynLiberal]

34. Remember how the cameras had to play around during the debates

so he didn't look like a midget next to Kerry on the TV screens?
The result was that the podium looked like it was up to his armpits.

[otohara]

39. Talk About Pitiful

making "the Prez" look even w/ a real tall man

[OrlandoGator]

35. No psych evaluation, no brain scan.

Sorry, if there are demonstrable symptoms of a condition and you don't investigate...it's not an examination, it's a farce.

[arwalden]

37. I'm Guessing A Psychological Evaluation Was Not Part Of The Tests...

... ya think?