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Edited on Sun Jul-31-05 10:27 AM by TruthIsAll
Dear Donald Rumsfeld, Great job on Abu Ghraib. And we'll never forget your visit to Saddam in the 1980's, selling him WMD that he still has hidden in Iran.
You're still my Secretary of Defense.
Dear Condoleeza, Great job on that mushroom-cloud speech. And never considering that they would use planes as missiles crashing into buildings. Hiring you proves that I'm color-blind. Even though I never attended an NAACP convention, they invited me five times. Probably to congratulate me for all of my efforts in securing their votes in FL and OH. Unocal named a tanker after you, didn't they?
You're my new Secretary of State.
Dear John Bolton, Great job on the Niger yellow-cake and the Dade 2000 recount riot. You’re going to the U.N.
Dear John Roberts, Great job advising Jeb on the Florida recount and how to steal the electors even if Gore won more votes. You’re going to the Supreme Court, you old Federalist, you.
Dear Karen Hughes, Great job keeping my AWOL and drug use hidden all these years. You’re an ambassador now.
Dear Mr. Blackwell, Don't worry. You're next.
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