I'm looking for the picture of Bush falling off his bike.

[Kingshakabobo]

And the picture of bush in his "cowboy pimp outfit".

I'm sending a response to this load of crap sent by a friends freeper dad:

Watch at your own risk. :puke: :puke: :puke:

http://patriotfiles.org/cowboys_long.htm

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. I can think of a segway falling incident caught on film. someone here

had it in their sig line.

[Wetzelbill]

2. I know this isn't what your looking for but I had to post it

[Kingshakabobo]

3. LOL!

[Wetzelbill]

4. here is a segway one

[Kingshakabobo]

Thanks. That's what I was looking for.

That's why it didn't google under bicycle accident. It was a segway.

Now all I need is the Pimp outfit.

[Wetzelbill]

7. what is he just decked out as a cowboy?

I know google has some pics with him in a cowboy hat and all but nothing where he looks too stupid. No more than usual.

[Kingshakabobo]

11. The one with the long coat, sunglasses and mis-matched outfit.

If you watch the awful video in the original post there are some head-shots of him in that outfit. I want to show my friends dad the "complete" picture. And point out why they have absolutely no pictures of him on a horse due to his falling problems.

[CottonBear]

10. Here ya go:

[Wetzelbill]

12. hahahahaha

That's funny as hell. :rofl:

[Kingshakabobo]

18. Thanks! Cracks me up every time. n/t

[Kingshakabobo]

19. Thanks! Cracks me up every time. n/t

[Kingshakabobo]

20. Thanks! Cracks me up every time. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

5. I posted some ones here this morning too

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3768982&mesg_id=3768982

[Kingshakabobo]

6. Did he drop the dog?

[Wetzelbill]

8. yeah, he was carrying his dog out to the mound with him

and the stupid fucker dropped the poor thing right on it's head. The kid's reactions are great. :)

[Wetzelbill]

16. You should also mention that Bush doesn't own a single horse on his ranch

he doesn't have any, and it's a well known fact why, because he's said it before. The big cowboy doesn't have one horse on his ranch because he is scared of them. He's scared to ride horses, haha. I about died when I first heard that.

[StuckinBFE]

9. I don't know what you are up to but I would point out that

Bush is not a cowboy but a east coast rich kid that bought a ranch.

[Wetzelbill]

14. yeah, Bush couldn't lead a stick horse to water nt

[Kingshakabobo]

15. Rough draft.

Oh, you mean this cowboy (the one who doesn’t ride horses) from the exclusive all boys prep school “Phillips academy in Andover” ??





Insert: pictures of bush the cheerleader here







I doubt any of the cowboys in that HILARIOUS internet cartoon woulda asked their daddy to get them out of the fight a-brewin in El Paso by getting him a spot in the “champaign unit” of the posse, just like W did during Namn. When old Charlie was a rustlin cattle in South East Asia and the posse rode out, Dubya asked his daddy to get him a spot in the national guard ahead of 500 cowpokes on the waiting list. He decided to stay home with the women folk to protect the cocaine and whiskey from them Viet Cong.



I doubt any of those cowboys woulda refused to take a physical and lose their “horse license” unless, of course, the marshals just announced a new drug testing policy and they had been under the influence or Argentinean marching powder and loco weed.



I doubt any of those cowboys would have worn their “Posse” jackets around campus after asking to be let out of the posse like Bush did with his “flight” jacket.



“”””One year after being grounded from flight, George Bush requested a discharge from the Texas Air National Guard in order to return to Massachusetts and attend Harvard Business School (Bush should be able to relate to a "Senator from Massachusetts" as he spent many years there himself). The request was approved the next day by his commanding officer and Bush was released from the National Guard, six months shy of his obligation not including any time allegedly missed in Alabama.

While at Harvard, Bush frequently walked with pride, wearing an old flight jacket from the Air National Guard which showcased his former pilot status.”””””

[Wetzelbill]

17. that;s not bad

[CottonBear]

13. How about * with his fly open.

He's with the Japanese prime minister. LOL!

[merh]

21. How about the only photo you will ever find of the weed on a horsey

Okay, it's a pony, but so what, he's wearing a cowboy outfit. :rofl:

I think this is when he realized he was scared of horses.

[Kingshakabobo]

22. Oooh thanks.

Come to think of it, Pickles probably has a photo of him jackin off a horse.

[merh]

23. LOL!

:rofl:

[merh]

25. Notice that in the 2nd photo he is just a city slicker's kid

(or a little-lord-fauntleroy) wearing short britches. And it looks to me like he is being made to get on the horsey.

[Kingshakabobo]

24. They probably killed and stuffed that horse just for that picture.

[merh]

26. You are probably right.

:hi: