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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 01:34 PM
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Larger Americans=Larger Caskets, etc.
Edited on Sun Sep-28-03 01:35 PM by Mari333



Perhaps nowhere is the issue of obesity in America more vividly illustrated than at Goliath Casket of Lynn, Ind., specialty manufacturers of oversize coffins.

There, one can see a triple-wide coffin -- 44 inches across, compared with 24 inches for a standard model. With extra bracing, reinforced hinges and handles, the triple-wide is designed to handle 700 pounds without losing what the euphemism-happy funeral industry calls its "integrity." >>





http://www.statesman.com/news/content/auto/epaper/editions/today/news_f367885bc113321200d2.html;COXnetJSessionID=13plS0NlHL76BcaXH9CxTwb1p3fNV2eNXuram0iCAeJ0s7hUvj9E!-1311192197?urac=n&urvf=10647739258200.7179225585795403
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 01:39 PM
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1. good grief
giant size coffins . How depressing


that does it pal, I an dieting

I absolutely refuse to be a fat corpse
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w4rma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 01:51 PM
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3. LOL! What an odd motivation to choose.
:D:D
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Brucey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 01:48 PM
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2. Everyone loses weight in hell. But it's a dry heat.
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DoNotRefill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 01:59 PM
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4. What irritates me...
is that it's hard to find a really tall coffin. I've checked.
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mmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 02:29 PM
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5. Just so it locks, with no way to get out, and is sound proof
and costs a lot of money that could have been used by the LIVING
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tsipple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 02:39 PM
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6. In related news, cremation urns...
...Are still just about the same size. :evilgrin:
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