Da - da - da - da-da-da- daaaaa! Watch as The Human Mustache

[smartvoter]

tilts the entire world to the right!

UNers, never mind that you were right about Iraq and he was wrong, The Human Mustache is beyond reproach.

Never mind that he openly despises you, let him lead you to the path of righteousness.

Never mind that he doesn't speak for his country, he represents The Chosen One.

This wet dream brought to you by the mind of The Boy King.

[Richard Steele]

1. Yes, no doubt the entire UN will bow down to this asshat....

NOT!

Exactly WHAT can Bolton do if everyone at the UN simply gives him the "Silent Treatment"?

[smartvoter]

2. "You know it's hard out here for a Human Mustache..."

[Vincardog]

3. Bolt on can run around throwing staplers at people. He can run

background investigations on everyone. However their are about 100 countries that will be watching his diseased ass every inch he slimes. Just think how well a visit to a sex club will play with the IMmoral Minority. HE HE He

[smartvoter]

4. This whole thing is such a joke. The Boy King is like a spoiled brat

who won't play unless he gets his way all the time.

[Richard Steele]

8. Exactly what I'm thinking. Bolton isn't "behind the scenes" anymore...

...and his record doesn't show much
in the way of REAL "Diplomatic" skills.

He's certainly ADEQUATE as a thug,
but he's playing in the BIG LEAGUES now,
and those folks at the UN have seen MUCH
better 'thugs' come and go.

Bolton does NOT impress the UN.
Bolton does NOT frighten them.
They have had a LONG time to prepare for this.

MY prediction:
The United Nations "insider community" is going to
(ever so politely, mind you)
hand him his own HEAD...
AFTER they finish
playing "keep-away" with it.

EDIT: 2 years from now, on some REAL Diplomat's desk...

[Democracy White]

5. Oh no... don't tell me Bolton got into the UN!!!

What's going to happen now? Is he going to actually try to tyrannize the organization?

Dee

[smartvoter]

6. He's going to lead it through badly needed reforms that will

ensure that the U.N. does whatever the U.S. says it should from here on out.

Did you miss the memo?

[Democracy White]

11. Apparently I didn't

God/dess, this US arrogance is going to make the world hate us more...
Just like the Romans and the Atlanteans before, it will make us fall, and it's not going to be soft when we hit the bottom.

Dee

[smartvoter]

12. Check out these Bolton gems:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4236695

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. I hope they antagonize the crap out of him for the fun of watching him

explode. Bolton is the type of guy who could go off the deep end and drop his pants and moon the entire General Assembly or squat and defecate in the center of the horseshoe semi-circle at the Security Council. Hopefully he'll take a swing at someone's head and get the crap beaten out of him live on TV.

[smartvoter]

9. There is no salary large enough for his poor staff members who

are going to have to deal with him when the rest of the world smacks him down.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. When the perjury indictment comes down...

I hope they frog march him out during a meeting of the General Assembly

:D

[smartvoter]

13. And the top 10 floors should evacuate when it happens. nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. LOL

Gonna be kinda tough to evacuate during the standing ovation. ;)