OK! That's it! Evolution is now called "God's Intent"...

[politicaholic]

If creationism can be "Intelligent Design" and bastardize the word 'intelligent' then so be it...all the gloves are off!:banghead:

As it is said...let it be done.

Sincerely,
God

[ironman202]

1. when I was growing up

special people like the intelligent design believing crowd were to be protected. Before they hurt themselves. And don't let them get near the stove or the ironing board.

[RagAss]

4. Yeh .....the helmet crowd

I remember them..they all got to school on the same bus too.

[sweetheart]

2. That's why bush is God's instrument

Extending a mere 6 centimeters out of the bush is a little pecker,
gods little metric/imperial measurement fuckup pecker. He was supposed
to have a 6 incher, he was supposed to be a grinch with a heart 3 sizes
too large, but rather he's got a 6 centimeter pecker and a heart the
size of a sticky wad of chewing gum.

And god's intent is that this 6 centimeter pecker fuck every american
in the ass for the next 60 years. Even after he dies, they'll immortalize
his pecker in plastic and fuck the population with it... over and over
and over, the little man will fuck us until we beg for gods mercy to
save us from the rapists.

But looking at the bright side, he's helping to widen some people's
assholes so they can have bigger and less impeded bowel movements.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. Does god blow it like part of the brass section?

pluck it like a string,
or bang on it to make it rattle, boom and shake?

[sweetheart]

6. God crushes it like a bug

God is time and kills us all.

Then they'll come along with a plastic bush prick and shove it
up the asses of every american dead person, so we won't escape
him in death. :-)

[lollipop]

5. The fundies can't get past the word theory.

When Bush and his flock hear the words "Theory of Evolution", they only hear the word 'T H E O R Y' . As if Darwin was just sitting around one day, mixing potions in his deep dark laboratory, when he suddenly had an idea. So he announced the Theory of Evolution, and just left it at that, and to this day no one has bothered to look at this so-called theory, except scientists, intellectuals and liberals - but they don't count. Sheesh!!!

[politicaholic]

7. Of course they don't count, they use their brains...

An evangelical on an airplane told me a couple of weeks ago "The problem with people now-a-days is that they think too much with this(she points to her head) and not enough with this (points to her heart)."

I said "But thought only comes from the brain."

She said, "You don't need your brain to survive hon, Terry Schiavo taught us that, all you need is your heart and soul to feel and live."

I said, "A feeding tube and a saline drip doesn't hurt either."