Storm that knocked down the Air France Jet connected to Al Quaeda.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Breaking: New York Post:

The Canadian Storm considered causal in the possible lightning strike of an Air France Jet has been discovered to be a Muslim Thunderstorm with connections to OBL that has been watched by the CIA for the past two years.

Confidential sources tell us that Clinton once had this storm under arrest but released it because he's a pinko commie bedwetter.

More to come.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. I bet there are some who would believe this. "The *insert middle

eastern slur here* have (*&^@#% weather machines!!!"

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. LOL... It's probably hit the FR blogs already.

[leeroysphitz]

3. I knew it was them.

Even when it was the storm, I knew it was them.

[Canuckistanian]

4. That wasn't a Canadian storm

It immigrated from Greenland. So it's actually a DANISH storm.

[Ian David]

5. That's just silly. It was because the plane was born under Capricorn

Not even a basic understanding of astrology is being taught in public schools these days. <Sigh>

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. But.. but... Jesus was a Capricorn?

[leftofthedial]

6. Jerry Falwell Blames Gays

Gawdalmitey in his righteous wrath over sodomites cavorting freely in the streets of our cities hath smitten the cowardly French from the air.

[WhoWantsToBeOccupied]

7. A previously unknown Al Qaeda splinter group website claimed credit

...but website quickly went offline.

[librechik]

8. starting the comment clock now for:

BushCo caused crash...

and

Clenis caused crash...

tick tick tick

[Make7]

9. LOL! I don't know how they did it....

but the fact that it happened proves that they did.

Air France? Who cares?

Please pass the Freedom Fries...

-Make7

[applegrove]

11. Actually I was relieved to hear it was the weather.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. I think a lot of us were.

[obreaslan]

13. This Just In....

Crawford, TX: -Commenting on the recent accident at the Toronto airport, President Bush had this to say. "We will stand up in the face of these Cumul...Cumm-ulo..C..Cumulo-Nimbus extremists. Freedom will not held captive." The President also went on to say that we will commit 45,000 NY and VT National Guard to spread Freedom and Democracy to the Stratosphere.