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Postman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 07:57 PM
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Hey Jean Schmidt !... You just lost Brown County......But wait......
I have some good news......

JS: Yes? The voting machines were not set up in "rig" mode?

Postman: No. I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to Geico......

FU Bushbot.
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Massacure Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 08:01 PM
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1. Political bribe: $20,000 vacation to Cancun.
Computer Program: Three million dollars.
Installation of Touch Screen Voting Machines: Fifty million dollars.

The Look on Jean Schmidt's face when she looses the election August 2: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there is Master Card!
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 08:05 PM
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2. You guys are priceless!!!!
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 08:06 PM
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3. JS: "I'm not a real candidate....
....But I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!"
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woldnewton Donating Member (402 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 08:06 PM
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4. Ehehehehe
*NT* (cause I don't have the hang of these smileys and am too lazy and fearful to press the "Smiles lookup table" button)
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 08:12 PM
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5. I'm not a nasty old crone...
but I play one on TV.
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