If Bush is walking down the street...

[ck4829]

and sees Osama... What would he do?

A. Say "AAAAH!!!! A PERSON WITH DARK SKIN, OMG!!!!"

B. Pull out his gun (Let's say he has one) and fire into the air like a maniac

C. Say "Thanks"

D. Stop looking at the mirror and then Osama disappears!

[Son of California]

1. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[moodforaday]

2. All of the above

In the order specified.

[wli]

3. E. Bushler hands him a briefcase full of cash and pays his dialysis bills

[Meldread]

4. E.

E. Hope I'm driving down the same street, then "accidentally" lose control of the car, making a speed bump out of them both. He, on the other hand, wouldn't recognize OBL and walk past him. (Either that or shake his hand and ask for his vote.)

[walldude]

5. You forgot "E":

E. Call Rove, Cheney and Rumsfeldt and ask them what to do.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. F.

Bush gets scared and shits his pants.

[Swamp Rat]

7. "Gimme back my dope you raghead bogart!!!"

[Lisa]

8. Bush, walking?

That would just be too hippie-like. Walking -- isn't that what Jimmy Carter did? Bush has to be driven, in a big black SUV. More presidential, you know.