I want the theory of gravity banned from schools; it's just a theory

[democrat in Tallahassee]

and can't be proven. Who has an example of gravity? I just don't believe it.

[Stephanie]

1. Maybe God threw that apple at Newton!

How do you know he didn't?

[Spinzonner]

2. Man, that's heavy

[SnoopDog]

3. All I know is that gravity REALLY sucks....!

[walldude]

4. So.. like.. one tiny atom in my fingernail could be a

whole entire universe? That means that our entire universe could be just one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being!... Could I buy some pot from you?

[wli]

5. it's a consequence of the principle of least action

So refuting gravitation (where general relativity is a 2nd-order accurate approximation) in fact refutes a vastly larger number of models of phenomena.

Take the Lagrangian, Luke.

[Junkdrawer]

6. Apples fall by Intelligent Decline - Gravity is not random....

:evilgrin:

[democrat in Tallahassee]

7. I ain't never seen no apples fallin from the sky. And you ain't either.

[Stephanie]

8. totally LOL!

hah!

[Old and In the Way]

9. Worse then that...it's been refuted.

Check the Bible...Jesus (Son of the Intelliget Designer) rose to heaven the 3rd day, so that contradicts the gravity theory.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

12. preach it, brother. ain't no gravity, it there was the moon'd fall down

[lateo]

10. Atomic theory is a theory...

Just ask the people of Japan if it can be believed...

[Endangered Specie]

11. Ban the 'laws' of theromynamics...

I just saw this great thing on the internets that gets 500% effeciency by drawing dark energy! :sarcasm:

[peekaloo]

13. So Bu$h doesn't really fall off his bike, it's just a graceless dismount!

:think:

[Ilsa]

14. And we shouldn't mess with that witchdoctor stuff called "nuclear medicine

It's all a bunch of hooey anyway, counting on electrons to move and atomic particles to topple. Yeah, next time they have cancer, they should only be allowed to pray it away.

:sarcasm:

[Swamp Rat]

15. LOL! n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

16. Wow! Once the kids stop believing in gravity, schools can float to heaven!

Halleluja!!!!!

[Art_from_Ark]

17. Actually, it's the Law of Gravity

meaning that it has been accepted as fact by the scientific community.

However, the Theory of Relativity is still fair game ;-)

[democrat in Tallahassee]

18. smartass liberal. see what I mean? think they no everything

[Junkdrawer]

20. But God is an Activist Judge with no regard for stare decisis...

Gravity is long due to be Over Ruled...

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

19. Bwahaha! Good one.

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. Let's test it by

throwing freepers off tall buildings.