To say Chimpy's "awkward" would be an understatement. (photo)

[Sparkly]

He needs to put down that poor dog!

[liberal N proud]

1. The monkey can scratch and wave at the same time

WOW!

He looks more ape-like every day.

[RobertSeattle]

2. "Put me down" "Put me down" thinks the Scotty

To be fair, the Scotty isn't the mostly manly of dog breeds - I'm almost surprised Rove didn't have Bush get rid of it and get a more "macho" dog to go along with his "macho" faux ranch.

[kestrel91316]

7. If * had a Labrador Retriever or a Golden Retriever ..............

I might be able to muster up just the tiniest bit of respect for him................but a Scotty??? No way!

Disclaimer: The first dog to attack me (unprovoked) and bite the snot out of me in my work as a veterinarian was, you guessed it, a Scotty.

[elehhhhna]

3. Barney's just cover--he gets blamed when Bush

pees on the plane.

[Deep13]

4. per dog: "Don't you dare pull a Gerry Ford and land on me!"

[Greeby]

5. Poor Barney

Have you even seen a pet looking more humiliated in the presence of it's master?

[soleft]

6. Damn, looks like Nixon's posture

[rkc3]

8. Yup. Unfortunately, he's not waving good bye after his resignation.

[City Lights]

9. Truly a freak of nature. eom

[Terran]

10. The dog is a prop

You can tell * has no empathy toward animals, any more than he does toward other human beings. Karl thinks it's a nice touch when * shows up clutching that poor dog like a sack of potatoes.

[peekaloo]

11. Ya'll wouldn't attack a man carrying a dog, would ya?

If he's so fit why does he seem to struggle to contain that dog?