Most batshit insane Freeper posts ever

[RummyTheDummy]

I don't often post stuff from FR, but these just blew me away. These came from their thead on the 14 Marines who were killed today. These people really do live outside of reality. It's actually kind of fascninating in a clinical sense.

To: GloriaJane

Yes, the important thing is that President Bush not be blamed. Of course he will be blamed, with libs saying that it was his decision to liberate Iraq. This was actually Clinton's decision! President Bush had nothing to do with it!


To: flutters


Absolutely what a great tragedy. Someone over at the DNC is working with the Devil-- the terrible losses suffered in Ohio coincide nicely with the Democrat's strategy to take Ohio. Last week's DLC Confab in Columbus, this week's push to get Hackett elected , and to declare victory since it was so close, and Soros's ongoing campaign to destabiilize the GOP political establishment really do fit well with the Insurgents seemingly targeting Ohio units.


The question becomes, how man divisions does George Soros have?

[carnie_sf]

1. Exactly how

was it Clinton's decision to invade Iraq?

[madinmaryland]

19. But isn't everything Clintons fault?

:sarcasm:

[JohnnyBoots]

41. Who would have known a blowjob could have this

much a of a historical impact?

[liberalhistorian]

99. LOL!

Who'd have thought it, indeed!

[tsuki]

109. If somebody had give Chickenhawk Bush a BJ, maybe we would

not be in IraqNam.

[tenshi816]

118. Such is the power of the Clinton penis.

I've said it before: I bet Littleboots wishes he had a big, strong, powerful penis too.

:evilgrin:

[dogday]

61. haven't you heard?

every bad mistake every made in the Bush Administration is Clinton's fault. That Damn Clinton. A thorn in their asses. How is it a nobody from Arkansas with no money, beat all the wealth and power in this country to become President? It irks them terribly.....

[OrlandoGator]

89. The Clenis has the power to undo time and space.

Behold the mighty power of the Clenis. Our salvation lies upon it's foreskin.

[maxrandb]

108. I Wonder if I Could Get a Tax Exemption

If I started the "Holy Church of the 'Clenis'"?

Communion would be "extremely" interesting in my church.

[liberalhistorian]

95. That's what I'm still trying to figure out.

That's like saying that it was FDR's decision to get involved in Korea, when Truman was the president, had been president for five years at that point, and it was HIS doing! I swear to holy God, I really have to wonder what the fuck these people use for brain cells. And they call US ignorant and paranoid!!!!

[mhr]

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

'nuf said.

[BattyDem]

2. When exactly did Clinton launch a war against Iraq?

:eyes:

[NoPasaran]

12. It was just after Hillary blew up the Twin Towers

Don't you DUmmycrats remember anything?

[BattyDem]

16. How could I have forgotten that?

Silly me! :P

[RummyTheDummy]

28. Was that before or after Al Gore invented cancer?

NT

[NoPasaran]

40. After cancer, but before the internets

[liberalhistorian]

100. SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

They aren't supposed to know about that yet! :evilgrin:

[RummyTheDummy]

17. That's what blew me away

I think that post is the more insane as far as them living in an alternate reality. Just beyond crazy.

[wtmusic]

3. Clinton's decision to invade Iraq?

I'm...speechless. :crazy:

[Sparkly]

21. That says something, though: They now realize it was a bad idea.

Once they gave Chimpy CREDIT for this brilliant move.
Now they give Clinton BLAME for this stupid move.

Maybe they're starting to face the fact that it was a stupid move.

[wtmusic]

71. Good pt

And the cognitive dissonance between that, and their leader still claiming it was a good move, will rip them asunder.

[lvx35]

85. No, they'll just say tat Clinton has a gun to Bush's back.

And is FORCING him to continue supporting the Iraq war!

[maxrandb]

51. I've Heard Right Wingers Claim

that Clinton made "Regime Change" the US Policy toward Iraq.

They then make the jump that since we wanted regime change in Iraq, this war was just the same thing Clinton would have done.

It's extremely simple how their minds work. Since they only assume two options;

a. Follow Bush blindly through the mine-field

or

b. Saddam would still be in power.

In other words, either we did things exactly as the "pretzledent" has done them, or Saddam's still ripping babies out of incubators.

They can't comprehend that there just might be a 3RD option. It's quite possible that diplomacy, pressure, internal upheaval, or even a couple dozen CIA guys and one well placed bullet, might just as well have removed Saddam from power.

They can't comprehend that if we decide to commit a couple hundred thousand of our troops and the wealth and treasure of our country, it might have been helpful to have the rest of the world behind us.

They can't comprehend that once we decide we were willing to risk the blood and treasure of this country, it might have been a good idea to have a plan in place once Bagdhad falls, instead of relying on the "flowers and chocolates" contingencies.

Nope. Your either "with 'em, or 'agin 'em"; and you better not fucking deviate from their warped view of reality. If you do, you're labeled a treasonous terrorist sympathizer.

[SammyWinstonJack]

59. By that logic

:crazy: Clinton would not have had to make "regime change" the U.S. policy toward Iraq if bush Sr. had gone into Baghdad and taken Saddam out in the first Gulf war, but apparently bush Sr. knew better. These morans just don't want to admit their idiot pResident is a major league screw up who is probably gonna get us all killed.

[Beaverhausen]

4. those chickenshit assholes keep blaming Clinton!

What planet do they live on?

[JuniorPlankton]

5. Unbe-fucking-lievable!

I agree, this is the most insane post from FR I have seen. And these guys were against some pretty stiff competition!

[Canuckistanian]

6. That George Soros must be a God.....

He's everywhere.

He knows everything.

He has BILLIONS of dollars to spend to undermine America.

He is the undisputed master of all liberals.

I quake in fear of his awesome power.

[FreedomAngel82]

36. Clinton must have amazing power too eh?

He's not even in office anymore yet he still started a war. Wow! :sarcasm:

[VOX]

55. Canuckistanian, you're RIGHT!!! Soros is omnipresent, all-seeing...

and, at the drop of his hat, ALL sleeper-liberals will awake and march in lockstep to fulfill his every left-wing wish! :scared:

:scarcasm:

[TNOE]

7. Seriously, we should find out who these people are

so that they can get the medication they are in dire need of. YEs, of course, it was Clinton's fault that Bush invaded Iraq!

[izzybeans]

8. bat shit insane indeed

How long will the paranoid delusions persist? two weeks or more?
Will they interfere with daily function? Most definitely
Just when will they morph into actions directly causing this freeper to be a threat to his/herself or others? no doubt, that time has come to pass.

[kwolf68]

9. Invasion of the Clenis

...John Holmes thought his unit was big news.

[craychek]

10. These people are almost beyond saving

I'm just waiting for bush to make a huge mistake and show everyone how stupid, evil, etc. he really is. I doubt it will ever happen though =(

[FreedomAngel82]

38. Even if he did that

they'd still find someway to bring Clinton into it. I told my mother about this and she was baffled too. She was like "uh no Bush did" and it's simply amazing how they find someway to blame him for everything they do wrong.

[wryter2000]

11. Bush had nothing to do with it?

So, I guess Bush didn't put on that flight suit to celebrate his glorious victory over Saddam. Maybe that was Clinton in a disguise.

[northzax]

23. well, they WERE oohing and ahhing over his 'package'

so it might have been the Big Dog

[LisaM]

13. They're targeting Ohio units?

That is just a stupid thing to say. How in the world would they even know?

[jmowreader]

35. Because of the signs, silly

You mean you DON'T see those big signs on all the trucks in the pictures coming back from Guernica? The ones that say "This is an Ohio Unit!"

[LisaM]

43. Oh, I see. I thought maybe they were all

wearing LeBron James jerseys.

[Selatius]

14. Clinton bombed Iraq plenty of times

The law that called for the overthrow of Saddam was passed by Congress, which was and is controlled by Republicans.

[mindfulNJ]

60. What law is this?

My Freeper in-laws brought this up once and I didn't know how to counter it. They also blamed Clinton for a "law he passed" that made it mandatory for Dubya to invade Iraq. What in God's name are they referring to? They are dittoheads so I'm sure it's been through the Rush filter.

[LynzM]

15. You just KNOW

They're still going to be blaming Clinton for stuff in like... 2040 or something. It will all be Clinton's fault forEVER, because then they don't have to think, or face reality, or anything :crazy:

[RummyTheDummy]

24. Oh absolutely

Their revisionist history morons are out in full force against FDR. It's an orgainzed campaign of right wing historians to discredit him. I watched some fucking douche bag on CSPAN giving a lecture on what a terrible president FDR was just yesterday.

The man has been worm food for what, 60 years, and somehow he's responsible for all that ails us. I cant imagine what they will be saying about Clinton and Carter 50 years from now.

[FreedomAngel82]

39. UGH!

I despise anybody who disses FDR. Now sure he did some things (like tried a power grab but the democrats told him no) but he still did amazing things! He's the one who did Social Security and he gave the south electricity with TVA! FDR saved this nation and this is how they thank him?! UGH! It's because of FDR my dad has his job! So they can just STFU!

[RummyTheDummy]

45. Not to mention he led with strength

Against a REAL threat to the US.

[one_true_leroy]

48. for my 600th post!...

i think the fun'll start when they figure out there's about 6000 years of HISTORY to blmae on clinton... rise of the nazis, crusades, fall of rome, and wasn't that clinto sittin next to ramsesII? it's in the bible, doncha know...

edit: of course, that's assuming they know anything about history (they certainly haven't learned anything from it!)

[DaveJ]

18. On Hanity now the standard is to says libs are politicizing it.

They just don't like to talk about the lost lives, not even the U.S. soldiers, and most certainly not the innocents being killed. Their way of dealing with the bloodshed is not to talk about it, and blame anyone who does. You talked about it, therefore it's your fault!

[aden_nak]

20. Well, now we know who will be voting the Frist/Miller ticket in 2008.

[nadinbrzezinski]

22. Paging doctor kildaire

they are beyond hope

[DrJackson]

25. Okay, I may be new here but...

Are these people for real? I've known some wacky right-wingers, but what I've seen of these FR people is just beyond anything I can wrap my brain around...

[RummyTheDummy]

29. Oh they're real alright

They're your neighbors, your police officers, your lawyers etc. That's what makes it so chilling.

[Brian Morans]

31. Welcome to DU! nt

[wryter2000]

52. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[Brian Morans]

26. Anyone remember Gloria? HEAR FREEP FOLK MUSIC HERE!!!!

http://www.soundclick.com/artist/9/gloriajane_music.htm

I particularly recommend America's Shame 2005

[RummyTheDummy]

44. Holy shit that's some of the worst "music" I've ever heard

Alleycats are more in tune. My dog just ran out of the room.

On edit: Block and Blame Game is kinda catchy...not. I guess dreams really do die hard for some.

[deadparrot]

46. Aw, I remember her!

:D

[CatholicEdHead]

81. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

30 seconds of that was more than enough. Somebody buy her the correct key to sing in.

[Maru Kitteh]

86. Oh my GOD! ! ! Why did you do that to me?

My ears..............


Oh, the humanity.................

[Brian Morans]

90. What should this music be called?

Neo-Folkism?
KKKountry?

[Maru Kitteh]

94. I believe the classical term would be

Atonal Lobatamia

[Maru Kitteh]

91. She sings Christian music in a tube top while showing off her boobie tatoo

Check it out!

" Gloria Jane's brother in law and her nephews make up their family Christian Rock Band known as JCD. John "Yanko Toney" Megahey, the leader of JCD is both vocalist and bass player. His first instrument of choice is the drums. He has preformed in both Country and Rock bands. Among his list of credits are "XL" a well known to the area 80's rock group.

Gary Cordle, Drummer for JCD, grew up playing the drums in his Grandmothers church along with several other church's in the area. He preformed in both country and rock bands before joining his step father in JCD. " http://www.soundclick.com/artist/9/gloriajane.htm





If you can stomach reading some of the writups she gave herself it becomes apparent why her "music" sounds like two stray cats fucking in a rain storm............ I think her family tree wraps around itself a few times.

[Brian Morans]

92. "two stray cats fucking in a rain storm" - CLASSIC! nt

[madrchsod]

27. amazing

just think of this-they can type and somehow support themselves.

[northzax]

32. welfare, baby

that and their mom's basement.

[maxrandb]

110. They're "one-handed" typist

while they are on the "internets" looking at the "flight suit package" codpiece and listening to Gloria's music.

I apologize for the visual

[northzax]

30. but...but...Clinton didn't do anything about terrorism

so if the invasion of Iraq is about terrorism, it can't be his fault. and if it is his fault, then it can't be about terrorism.

my head hurts.

[Beaverhausen]

33. My repub father blamed Clinton for global warming the other day

I have a hybrid and my father is always asking me about it, now that the repubs can't ignore global warming.

But my father said that it's Clinton's fault that nothing has been done about it. I told him that Clinton had to deal with a republican congress. He just said "oh." I don't think Faux adds that when they blame Clinton for everything. :eyes:

[FreedomAngel82]

34. AHH!!!

It's always Clinton's fault!!! GET OVER IT FREEPERS! CLINTON HAS BEEN OUT OF OFFICE FOR FIVE YEARS NOW! STOP BLAMING HIM AND TAKE THE DAMN RESPONSIBILITY YOURSELF! YOU KILLED THOSE MARINES! YOU DID! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! Sorry for shouting but I'm PISSED OFF!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

97. The cards can be a soothing experience....

Have you found your deck yet?

:hi:

[liberalhistorian]

103. Yeah, but doncha know yet?

Taking responsibility is just for us Dimmycrats, and not the might republicans. :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[Libby2]

37. Again this shows the mindset

No wonder they voted for a lying asshole.

I can't believe that post.

[Kalish]

42. freepers like that

are insane. pure and simple.

[Catherine Vincent]

47. Of course he will be blamed because HE IS TO BLAME!

Stupid idiot repukes!:banghead:

[genieroze]

49. This was actually Clinton's decision!

I'm going to go for it. IT WAS CARTERS FAULT. LOL

[ProfessorGAC]

50. I Blame Rutherford B. Hayes!

Might as well turn the blame clock back a whole bunch!

The Professor

[wryter2000]

53. LOL

None of this would have happened if they hadn't taken God out of the schools.

[VOX]

54. Hahah! Good one, Prof!!!! n/t

[anitar1]

58. Doggone it. Rutherford has finally been outed.

We've been trying to keep a lid on this!

[libnnc]

65. Damn your soul to hell, Millard Fillmore!!!

Damn yoooouuu!!! :nuke:

:silly:

[tsuki]

111. No, Not Rutherford. How about Howard, Taft that is.

[FreedomAngel82]

56. What are they going to do next?

Blame FDR for Iraq? :eyes:

[Gemini Cat]

105. Sure. Why not?

I'm certain once they stop looking up their sister's skirt and dreaming about President Clinton's penis, they'll blame FDR for Iraq.
It's the freeper way.

[maxrandb]

112. FDR Should Have Listened to Patton

and taken out Iraq when he had the chance.

I mean really, sooner or later we were going to have to fight them. Might as well have done it while we had the troops to do it.

"Give me a week and I'll have us at war with the 'sons-of-bitches', and make it look like their fault". - Patton

[DiverDave]

57. These people a so

fucking stupid, it's unbelievable.:eyes:

[MN ChimpH8R]

62. If brains were gasoline,

those fweepers couldn't power a gnat's motorcycle halfway around a BB.

[July]

77. Never heard that one before!

I just might die laughing.

[Pystoff]

106. OMFG

Oh man I laughed so hard I started to cough and almost broke a rib.

DAMN hehe that was freakin awsome LOL.

[maxrandb]

113. I'll try one

"Blaming Clinton keeps them busier than a cat covering shit on a linoleum floor"

[jokerman93]

63. I knew they would find a way but

I knew they would find a way to blame Clinton for the war. I just didn't realize anyone would be crazy enough to openly admit it.

LOL

This would be funny if it wasn't so delusional. Is it my imagination or do these posts represent a new level of political militant posturing for the freeps? I mean they really do see any opposition as utterly outside the American ethos.

It's scary. How far of a jump is it for some of the nastier ones to start seeing "libruls" as an enemy threat? The slippery slope implicit in this worries me.

[Javaman]

64. They think outside reality, out side the box and in a padded cell.

[bluestateguy]

66. I read one of those threads over at FR

and even some of them are admitting that the war was either a mistake, or that it's time for us to get the hell out.

Not all of the Freepers are neo-cons.

[Tsiyu]

67. President Bush never said "Bring it On!"

President Bush isn't on vacation! President Bush is really a Texas Cowboy, not a spoiled brat raised in Connecticut!


And I have some ocean front property here in Tennessee I would LOVE to sell these folks....

[SillyGoose]

68. The scary part is these imbeciles vote.

"This was actually Clinton's decision! President Bush had nothing to do with it!"

:wow:

[bluestateguy]

69. I wonder how long he has to be out of office for them to stop this

retroactive blame game?

It's Bush's government now, and the Blame Clinton First crowd is not being taken seriously outside of Free Republic and Limblow's show.

[RummyTheDummy]

70. Not in our lifetime

FDR has been dead for 60 years, yet there is a movement among right wing historians to revise his legacy. People like Ann Coulter deliver their message to their base and they eat it up like candy. So the five years Clinton has been out of office is really nothing in comparison.

[MrSlayer]

72. Wow, the insurgents are specifically targeting dudes from Ohio?

So they can help the Dems win the state back? And they are doing it on Soros' dime? Well that certainly makes sense.

[walldude]

73. My thoughts exactly..

If the insurgents have an intelligence network so amazing that they can identify where an American soldier is from we should just surrender :eyes:

I love when they whip out Clinton. They were all proud of themselves after the "shock and awe" and "mission accomplished" and now that things have gotten much worse not only are they no longer proud of their little invasion but they are trying to blame the Liberals. Hilarious. I can't wait to see how they justify Tactical Nukes being dropped on Iran.

[raysr]

74. It's incredible isn't it?

They read this in betwenn the lines from Pig man rants.

[bluedonkey]

76. Ahhh!Cornholio(sp)

I miss the boys.
He He He

[bluedonkey]

75. Good God,y'all!

I really misunderestimated Soros and the Dems!What an organization!Coordinating bombings with the Ohio Election!
Damn,they're good!

I always knew it was Clinton's fault,tho.He has shifty eyes!;-)

[bluedonkey]

78. This is great,but

did anyone hear Lush Limbo backpedal today.He made this nasty remark about Mr.Hackett and his Iraq service.Said he was only an "office puke"..etc
Today a young man called in asking Lush for an apology and gues what this pig does? He said he never insulted Mr.Hackett and if this caller knew anything about the Armed forces he would know "office puke" is a term of endearment....or something like that,anyway.Made my head spin!
They played it on Air America this pm.
They have no shame,nor honor!I want them to move away where it's really,really,cold so their little 'things' freeze and they can't reproduce!

[AuntPatsy]

79. Surely this imbicile does not go out in public without his body guards...

Whats going to happen and they have no one to blame but themselves is that someone is going to lose it when they lose a loved one in this war and will turn on him without mercy...

May God have mercy on thier souls, him and those like him. I can't help saying that, though I know they do not deserve such.

[bluedonkey]

80. No they don't deserve our mercy

but I know what you mean.I would never hurt one of them,even tho I talk about it.It's just so hard lately.I've been up for two days without sleep.Maybe I can sleep tonight.

[Pystoff]

107. Sheeeyat

When this has turned on them fully and the public has awoken from the stupor I say hunt these fuckers into extinction for the treasonious bile they have spewed.

Of course I'm kinda twisted, that and the 2nd amendment needs to be used for something useful for a change.

Hehehehe :evilgrin:

[Rainscents]

83. Man, I give you lot of credit for listening Rush...

Rush is biggest scum bag retard, shit for brain druggie.

I wonder why Creepers don't attack Carter like they do with Clinton and FDR? They will always blame everything their doing on Clinton and FDR. This is sicking and disgusting! :argh:

[Ilsa]

82. Geez, talk about taking a break from reality, Bush's* term was half over

with before he invaded Iraq in March 2003. Those freepers have a poor sense of history, which explains to some extent why they are freepers.

[devinsgram]

84. I truly believe the aliens have landed and sucked

their brains right out.

[Redneck Socialist]

87. I would accuse you of making that up, but...

no one could make up shit that insane. Good find! :yourock:

[magellan]

88. I honestly don't give a rat's what freepers say

They've abandoned societal mores for partisan GOP rationalizations. They still bash Clinton but think nothing of moving the goal posts when it concerns Bush**. They've become what they most loathe: apologists for a criminal administration. Their hypocrisy renders them irrelevant.

[are_we_united_yet]

93. Only one way to sum these dumbasses up:

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

96. They talk about troops dying.......

....like they just dropped the carton of eggs they bought at the store. What a bunch of disgusting pigs.

By the way....broken eggs....Clinton's fault.....

[sakabatou]

98. Batshitcrazy Freeptards...

I feel ashamed that there are people like this.

[Rex]

101. Screw those assholes!

They live in denial of the TRUTH. Must suck being that out of touch with the real world...yet I cannot pity such creatures.

[Strelnikov_]

102. As Advertised. Crazier Than Shit House Rats

[cynatnite]

104. I just can't get past Clinton's fault for 'liberating' Iraq

:rofl:

Classic freeptard!

[AngryOldDem]

114. ?????

I don't get this particular line of reasoning, and I don't think I want to:

>>>Someone over at the DNC is working with the Devil-- the terrible losses suffered in Ohio coincide nicely with the Democrat's strategy to take Ohio.>>>


:wtf:



If they resort to such pathetic "logic" like this, perhaps we should take consolation in the possibility that the light may be beginning to dawn on some of these folks that their beloved leader has gotten us all into one hell of a mess.

[Vinca]

115. Clinton's decision to liberate Iraq?

Somehow I think I'd remember.

[tomg]

116. Okay, I read this post when it

first went up. Then I went to Freeper land and sort of looked around.
Waited a few hours and thought about it. Went back to Freeper land and
looked some more. Slept on it. Woke up. Thought about the post a bit more.

It's close, but, yeah, this is the craziest thing I have ever seen. I mean claims like "most batshit insane Freeper posts ever" is a pretty intense claim, and we should not give out accolades like that lightly. I have spent quite a bit of time rummaging through the nut bucket and while there might be someone over there even crazier than this, I haven't found it.

[salin]

117. Well there was a freeper a year or so ago who swore

that Noah took a pair of dinosaurs on the Ark.

Granted most freeps either ignored him or jumped all over him.

[seeminer21]

119. LOL

What the hell is going on over there!??!?