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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:48 PM
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Can you imagine being related to George W. Bush?
By analyzing DNA from people in all regions of the world, geneticist Spencer Wells has concluded that all humans alive today are descended from a single man who lived in Africa around 60,000 years ago.

According to the multi-regional model, an archaic form of humans left Africa between one and two million years ago, and modern humans evolved from them independently and simultaneously in pockets of Africa, Europe, and Asia.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/12/1212_021213_journeyofman.html


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yy4me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:51 PM
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1. Related?
Boy, this just ruined my day!
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:53 PM
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2. oh thanks a LOT!!!!
for that thought :puke:


though wouldn't we all technically be descended from a woman, not a man? :shrug:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:55 PM
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4. don't curse me, Father
Edited on Wed Aug-03-05 01:57 PM by CatWoman
:hi:

forgive me, for I have sinned

:D
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:01 PM
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10. hmmm... maybe I will
I'll have to think about it ;)

:hi:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:54 PM
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3. ew.
Ewww... EW. EWWWW!!
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yorkiemommie1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:55 PM
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5. got my results the other day
Edited on Wed Aug-03-05 02:14 PM by yorkiemommie1
waiting on my husband's.

edited to say : think of all the GOOD people to which we are related!!!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:56 PM
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6. Oh sure, no problem. There are a lot of people in my family
that I'm ashamed of.
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:56 PM
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7. Yeah, this guy must be pissed.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:57 PM
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9. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:rofl:
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:08 PM
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17. If you google the word "chimp" this is the first return:
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carnie_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:57 PM
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8. You can pick your friends
but you can't pick your family
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:04 PM
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11. Fortunately
my branch evolved.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:04 PM
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12. They've obviously not examined his DNA.
He's the genetic descendant of aliens using the Earth as a rest stop - a turd with legs.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:04 PM
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13. Oh that's not true!
According to David Icke the Bush family are reptilian hybrids with DNA from another planet. Sort makes you relieved, doesn't it?

http://www.davidicke.com/index.php
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:05 PM
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14. my theory
they were all hatched, not born - like most snake species :hi:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:08 PM
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15. We're all God's children. Even the dumbfucks
I don't like all my cousins. Now I don't like one more.
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pocket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:08 PM
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16. Sure, easily
I have a cousin who is a mogoloid.

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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:09 PM
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18. No. My ancestors avoided sex with livestock and politicians.
Cross species breeding was discouraged.
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