Donald Rumsfeld In A Speedo

[WhiteTara]

Sorry there is no photo, but the visual is just too too delicious. These people are just nuts and even is this is a bit of a truth stretch...let dummy deny it.

SECRETARY of Defense Donald Rumsfeld got caught with his pants down during his recent surprise trip to Iraq -- when a chambermaid snapped a photo of him cavorting in his hotel room in a skimpy Speedo-type swimsuit!
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"He seems to be going for an older-but-sexy Sean Connery look -- but he comes off more like an over-the-hill Austin Powers."
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"When I knocked on the door, Mr. Rumsfeld answered in his pajama shirt and those little briefs, holding a pina colada, and said he'd been sunning himself on the patio," she recalls.
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"Rummy believes he's in terrific shape for a man his age. He has no idea how ridiculous he looks in that teensy swimsuit."

http://www.keepmedia.com/pubs/WeeklyWorldNews/2005/07/26/945276
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[praxiz]

1. Good god.

Oh well, good thing I'm trying to lose weight.

:puke:

[SoCalDem]

2. CAVORTING????

Eeeeeek..

[TheMightyFavog]

3. It's from the Weekly World News...

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61698

Yes, they had a pic...

[Montauk6]

4. Question: would you call the WWN a gross version of The Onion?

Or The Onion a hilarious version of WWN?

[WhiteTara]

6. who cares? As LBJ used to say

Make him deny it! The visual is still so funny that I just can't stop laughing
:rofl:

[WhiteTara]

7. that's very funny, but they got the head too small

and he almost has some abs there...crappy fake. I liked the words better. But still, you just got to love it.

[Swamp Rat]

5. How do we know he can actually wear a speedo or regular underwear?

I bet he has oddly different body parts that need special tailoring. :puke: