Famous Patriotic bush Quotes: "Damn the Torpedos, I'm on Vacation"!

[mopaul]

"I regret that I have only one 5 week vacation to take from my country"

"I have not yet begun to vacation".

"Give me vacation, or give me death".

"The best way to honor the fallen is to go on vacation".

[Tesla]

1. "One small vacation for man, One Giant vacation for me"

[Swamp Rat]

2. "Four score and seven vacations ago..."

"Friends, Rethuglicans, and Homeland Security Men, lend me your vacation days!"

[mopaul]

3. "Ask not what your country can do for you, but for a 5 week vacation"

[izzie]

4. Old Preside mts never died they just go on vacations?

Guess it does not work

[auburngrad82]

5. "Oh, Jeff! You're such a gentle lover!"

"Should I call you Gannon, Guckert, or Master?"


"Dammit, I need a drink...Condi! Get me a beer!"

[Crankie Avalon]

6. "Ask not what your president can do for you...

...ask what you can do for your president's vacation."

"Ich bin ein vacationer."

"The vacation stops here...which is why I'm never around."

Not an American quote, but still applicable:

"We shall vacation on to the end. We shall vacation on the seas and the oceans, we shall vacation with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall vacation on the beaches, we shall vacation on the landing grounds, we shall vacation in the fields and in the streets, we shall vacation in the hills...we shall never surrender our vacationing."

[Ikonoklast]

7. "When the going gets tough, the tough go on vacation."

"We have met the enemy, and now we are running to hide in Crawford."

"When in the course of human events things start to go to hell in a handbasket, I go on vacation for five weeks."

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "No poor, dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country...

...wars are won by lots and lots of other poor, dumb bastards dying for their country while I go on vacation."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. 'The only thing you have to fear is me, myself'