Along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's routine"You might be a Redneck if..."

[emdee]

How about a "You might be a Republican if...." thread.

If you've ever defended a known lie by saying defiantly, "Well, that wasn't said under oath!" well, you might be.....a.....Republican.

Could a collection be used for Letters to the editor?

:dilemma:

emdee

[DS1]

1. If you say you support the troops, and then go vote down all the news

articles about combat deaths in Iraq because they might make your president look like an idiot - you might be a Republican

you ARE, however, a fucking asshole

[splat@14]

2. If you're pro-life and pro-war.

[jillan]

3. You might be a redneck if you care more about the gays down the

street than the people dying in Iraq.

(I kept redneck, because most repubs are, imho)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. If lying about your personal affiars is an impeachable offense, but lying

to start a war is AOK and totally not impeachable, you might be a republican

[movonne]

5. You might be a Repub if ....you blame Clinton for everything bush

does...

[Sweet Freedom]

6. You might be a republican if

you won't let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the kitchen table in front of her children.:D

[Tim4319]

7. Here's one.

If you were ever heard chanting the words "fllllip flllllop" in 2004.... you might be a republican.

[kcass1954]

8. ... if your concern wth life ends at birth! n/t