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ls317 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:35 PM
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Wife wanted to Cuddle,Husband wanted to watch sports
Edited on Thu Aug-04-05 02:36 PM by ls317
PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.


http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:37 PM
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1. DUDE WTF!?!?!?!? WOW!!!!!!!!!!
WOW!!!!! THIS IS BRUTAL!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?
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Jack from Charlotte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:58 PM
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13. Anyone know what sporting event he was trying to watch?
Seems to me it'd make a big difference if it was say.... college foot as opposed to say something stupid like field hockey or something.

Might be a mitigating circumstance.
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carnie_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:38 PM
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2. OK
I can see wanting to watch sports after sex, (although ny choice would probably be to work on my chopper) but the hammer is really a biy excessive.
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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:48 PM
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8. That is one of the best deadpan statements I've seen in awhile.
Nice one. :D
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carnie_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:50 PM
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9. Thanks
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:40 PM
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3. hmmmmm!!!
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TexasBushwhacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:43 PM
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4. Good ol' red state values! nt
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:46 PM
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5. Someone mentioned to me that bad things happen all over the country.....
to that I say ye'd but it's the red states that go that extra mile to fuck things up!... and this is one of them
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:46 PM
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6. There was a guy who really wanted to see his sports
:wtf: is wrong this guy? Just minutes before he had sex with his wife and he could just turn around and kill her like that. Crazy, Crazy Crazy:puke:
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:48 PM
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7. not only that he could've gotten a TiVo
and then this wouldn't have happened. Damn!
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 03:00 PM
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16. Or a VCR even
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:56 PM
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11. It's what heteros do, you know
I see it all the time on the news.
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:55 PM
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10. Wife needed to get her priorities right
She was there for his pleasure. That was her wifely duty. Once his pleasure was done she was supposed to leave the room. Didn't any one tell her that he was her master?

Hey, if she were pregnant she would have been kept alive until the baby was ready for an ICU.

:sarcasm:

(this is why those of us who look at marriage as a bond of equality do not use the terms husband and wife. They are not equal. Look in the dictionary)
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:59 PM
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15. She was supposed to leave the room to make a sandwich and get a
beer for him - ice cold and in a frosted mug.

You liberals always mess everything up.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:58 PM
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12. Now He Can Watch LOTS Of Sports In Prison.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 03:03 PM
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18. Like "Extreme Shower Humping"
I wonder if he will snuggle with his rapist in prison?
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:58 PM
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14. Oh my God...
How horrible. Ugh!
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 03:00 PM
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17. fuck......
good thing i get claustrophobic with that cuddling thing. i am just in it for the sex. lol lol. hubby more than welcome to go watch his game, i have internet i want to get back to
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Technowitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 03:26 PM
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19. Locking
This news story is tragic, but has led to rather offensive forms of 'gallows humor' and borderline sexist comments.

-Technowitch
DU Moderator
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