Bush will be "clearing brush" while on vacation at the Crawford ranch!

[LaPera]

"It won't be all fun and BBQ's while the president is on vacation." This from the offical WH press release on Bush's plans while on vacation.

How long will he be clearing that damn brush? As long as the photo-ops last?

Bush must have a staff of maids, maintenance people, gardeners, etc., these people don't know how to clear brush?

Do they save a little section of brush for when Georgie visits?

[ThoughtCriminal]

1. The Secret service must have a full time job

planting and watering "Brush" so it's ready in August.

[LaPera]

5. That's very funny...I like that.

[KeepItReal]

2. Why is that brush such a menace?? Who's it hurting?

It ain't like cutting grass - that has a function.

[jmowreader]

9. Brush is a fire hazard, it must be cleared

And if you're too fucking stupid to either buy a flock of goats or spend some of that hard-stolen money you've got on an airplane and a barrel of Roundup, you deserve to spend your life chopping brush.

[mcctatas]

3. And where the hell does all the brush come from???

Is it some strange migrating form of brush that is attracted to the pull of an intellectual and moral vacuum and only grows with liberal applications of bull-shit and pretzels???

[madeline_con]

18. "... strange migrating form of brush ..."

Tumbleweeds go to intellectual and moral vacuums....

[chalky]

4. With as much brush as this clown has cleared in his 50 vacations

it's a wonder there's any vegetation left in the state.

[wisteria]

6. Every time he clears the brush he ends up injuring himself.

I can't wait to see what he does this time.

[kestrel91316]

14. Hope they keep his drunken a-- away from the chain saw

[mcctatas]

16. Are you kidding???

I hope they give him 2 or 3, and then try to teach him to juggle!:evilgrin:

[kestrel91316]

19. Works for me!

[madeline_con]

20. Can a person behead himself...

in a freak chainsaw accident?

[firefox]

7. He is living the caricature of his sorry ass self.

It is just a coloring book, where he is filling in the lines drawn for him. The Crawford bullshit just happens to be one of Warcriminal's favorite crayons.

[SoCalDem]

8. Thek "stock" the ranchette with brush before he gets there

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4258028

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. Hope he tries using a chain saw on that brush

Hey, dare to dream! :evilgrin:

[ConsAreLiars]

11. He just likes killing stuff, and plants are the only things

that won't fight back. Gives him a sense of macho that, as a brain-dead but vindictive puppet and chronic failure, he so desperately needs.

[dchill]

12. It's not "clearing brush" he loves -

it's that CHAIN SAW.

[madeline_con]

15. They let him use a chainsaw!??!!!

GAWD, no wonder you never see Laura outside during those photo ops.

[Yuugal]

13. I hope he finds time for a lot of biking. nt

[carnie_sf]

17. He'd do better

to clear the cobwebs out of his damned brain

[oioioi]

21. Anagrams for "Clearing Brush".... :)

regal shrub inc

shrub lang rice (* twang = laying)

rich as bungler

bush clan regir (spanish = govern)

shrub a clinger