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Tom Yossarian Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:27 AM Original message |
If a 12th Century person was introduced to your computer with internet... |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
1. He would also spend the next three weeks masturbating. |
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Inland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:41 AM Response to Reply #1 |
5. No, first he would have to be shown the miracle of the credit card. nt |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:44 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Credit Card? Wait, you don't PAY for your porn, do you? |
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Inland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:47 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Free porn!?! Finally, there IS proof of God! |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
2. Just ask moron*...internet(s)... |
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mike_c (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
3. tom-- with all due respect... |
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Inland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:46 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. The point is, something like that |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 10:50 AM Response to Reply #7 |
15. which is why the right has been demolishing public education |
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Tom Yossarian Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:46 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. That's part of the point.... To paraphrase Pogo: |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:41 AM Response to Original message |
4. Before he saw the computer... |
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Taxloss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 03:21 PM Response to Reply #4 |
23. Ah - the harmonic universe. |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 04:15 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Many of us nasty, ignorant "religionists" believe... |
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Taxloss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 05:39 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. I don't think you're nasty or ignorant. |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:15 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. No, but perhaps the.. |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
10. I think he would consider it magic. Not necessarily "God." |
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politick (885 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 04:22 PM Response to Reply #10 |
25. Great post! |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
11. My dad thinks computers are the work of Satan, and he's not 12th century.. |
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Hong Kong Cavalier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
12. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." |
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Tom Yossarian Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 10:41 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Heh. Leave it to Clarke. |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
14. Intelligent Design Does NOT Presuppose A Designer Being. Why Can't You |
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Tom Yossarian Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 10:51 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. It's okay.... |
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Inland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 02:29 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Shit on stilts. nt |
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Redleg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Tell that to the fundies who will be pushing for ID in science classes. |
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Kraklen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 03:09 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. Nobody's buying it. |
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Taxloss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 03:16 PM Response to Reply #14 |
22. Arrant twaddle. |
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charlie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 09:27 PM Response to Reply #14 |
29. I don't know why you keep doing this |
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StayOutTheBushes (218 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
19. Check out ole Albert.... |
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sweetheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
21. Perhaps, were they chinese |
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Lannes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-05-05 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
26. With all due respects to Frank Sinatra.. |
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