Caption this Cheney pic...

[sabra]

Vice President Dick Cheney offers his condolences to new Saudi King Abdullah for his brother's death, Friday, Aug. 5, 2005. (Photo: CBS)

[Solly Mack]

1. "So, the deal's still on, right?"

[SteppingRazor]

2. Now, Cheney, KISS THE RING OF ZOD!!

Kudos to anyone who gets the reference :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. General Zod of Superman fame...

Can't be married to a comic book geek as long as I have without knowing the characters. :)

[corkhead]

3. is that an oil rig in your pocket

or are you just happy to see me?

[givemebackmycountry]

11. Now that's FUNNY....I don't care who you are that's funny...

"What's with you freakin' guys and those moustaches?"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. "I've been dead since 1994, trust me, he'll be fine!"

:D

[shifting_sands]

5. Caption

Good evening my Precious

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. "Is that my bribe under your robes or are you just glad to see me?"

:hi:

[rateyes]

8. How's Osama taking it, Abdullah? nt

[rateyes]

9. I'm sorry the President couldn't attend the funeral,

Abdullah, but he's on vacation and doesn't want to be bothered.

[politick]

10. So...

I suppose necrophelia's completely out of the question?

[bluedog]

12. Remembers Cheney had to BEG reporters to Cover this!

Vice President Cheney's press office has begged reporters to cover his delegation to Saudi Arabia but warns the Saudis won't allow "any coverage" of the meetings, vexing White House reporters, RAW STORY has learned. The following memo, from the White House Correspondents' Association chief Mark Smith, was acquired by the D.C. Insider Blog FishbowlDC. Fishbowl was the first blog to be accredited for the White House.

"The vice president's press office has asked the White House Correspondents' Association for a print pooler to cover his trip to Saudi Arabia. As has been publicly announced, Cheney is heading the delegation that's going over to pay a condolence call on the Saudis and meet with the new king.

However, the VP's people warn me that the Saudis are not allowing any coverage of those meetings. Not even stills. In fact, most of the brief time on the ground in Saudi Arabia will be spent holding at the U.S. Embassy. In addition, they tell me there'll be no access to Cheney on either the outbound or the return trip. Filing after the meetings, if any, would be from the U.S. air base near Riyadh where Cheney's landing. Plus there's this added attraction -- it's expected that whoever volunteers for this trip will land his/her news organization with the airfare for the trip, and any other expenses.

If you're willing to volunteer on that basis, please drop me a line as soon as possible -- 4 p.m. Eastern at the latest. If I get more than one volunteer, I'll draw names from a hat.

Sincerely,

Mark"

http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Cheney_begs_reporters_to_...