The most pathetic Fox News video clip you'll ever see

[DougieZero]

http://webpages.charter.net/dan-doug/foxnews.html

[Abies]

1. Thank You

That was hilarious.

[Nickster]

2. Wow, the lows the liberal media will stoop to. /Sarcasm

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Typical fare

for Faux News enthusiasts.

Some folks are not very bright.

[pointblank]

4. That is great.

Those two guy puppets on faux annoy the crap out of me. The one on the right reminds me a spoiled little frat boy asshole.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

40. He's a sportscaster.

What more do you want? :evilgrin:
And the asshole on the left is the stereotypical idiot weatherman.
Duckie

[ck4829]

5. How is POTC a patriotic movie?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. thats my fucking question!

jesus = patriotic? how about all the non christian americans?

[CubsFan1982]

9. Jesus was an American.

Remember? :D

[jbnow]

25. Really? With his light hair and blue eyes

we always see on Jesus in pictures I thought he must be Scandinavian.

[PA Democrat]

13. Maybe because Jesus was tortured and then got the death penalty?

We all know how much those "patriotic" neocons over there at Faux love their torture and death penalty!

[BlueEyedSon]

15. took the words right out o' my mouth

[leftchick]

7. that is so pathetic

omg...

:rofl:

[Al-CIAda]

8. Beautiful, just beautiful! Thanks, lmao. nt

[lumpy]

10. Much ado about nothing.

x

[Sparkle]

11. LOL!

Seeing some funny video clips today. I'm glad I checked in!

[Lannes]

12. Right up there with McCain being told by O'Reilly

Of the benefits of torture.Guess he missed that after 5 years as a POW.

[JHB]

14. What was the "communist" movie they were prattling about?

And how was Spider-Man 2 "patriotic"? He didn't wave flags or call the president "sir" or anything. I mean, that "With great power comes great responsibility" theme seems suspiciously close to "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs", y'know? It's not like he changes a fee for rescues!

Not to mention, he's in love with a Red(head). :evilgrin:

[Eric J in MN]

29. The director was asked in a promo on HBO what he would want

Spider-Man to do if he were real, and he said, "Vote for Kerry."

(A post I read at DU last summer.)

[TexasLady]

16. I can just see Faux News plugging a movie

about the remake of say, Dr. Strangelove, and instead of Slim Pickens, its Jesus himself, long hippie hair a blowin', on that damned bomb...just having a visual.
:rofl:

[Mr_Spock]

17. OMG - I feel sick from having to watch that vile propaganda

Too bad someone asked a logical question - OOOOOOPS!

Fucking propagandists.

[Kingshakabobo]

18. Kilmead(sp?) forgot to read that part of Murdoch's memo that morning. n/t

[DougieZero]

19. closer look

That Steve guy on the left... He looks like he is about to say something but bails on his buddy by pretending to shuffle some papers.

[pretzel4gore]

20. a couple years ago the foxnews anchors

were gloating over hurricaine(?) hitting cuba...does anyone have a link to that? these here punks are playacting patriotic, while those 'cuba hurricaine' onair newspeople were out and out disgraces....is there a link to a vid of that?
during 2000 election, radio stations in tampa bay area were telling listeners that repubs voted on nov 7, dems on nov 8th...has anyone ever heard of any audio of that?
everybody on earth that matters knows foxnews is vile and plays to extremists as if the rw extreme is normal, but what can be done about that? a video of foxnews anchors gloating over a potential disaster in cuba from a hurricaine, or a recording of a radio campaign to influence the '00 election; those clips would embarass most decent people, righteous or not....most nazipoos would love the ignorance displayed in this clip, but even they might feel horror at gloating over a natural disaster....
point is, the USA is in serious danger from the ultra right; they would murder millions, if they knew the herd just stood by....so alerting the herd to foxnew's insanity should be job one, not chuckling at the ignorant fools
btw thanks for this clip

[Barad Simith]

21. This is why I love to watch FOX News

Where else are you going to get this kind of humor?

Reality shows tend to get my blood pressure up, most of the best sitcoms are long gone, comedy movies are edited for language. FOX News is the last bastion for pure comedy.

If you need proof, consider that the network supports Santorum, who states that all gay sex is non-consensual. I mean, that's much funnier than The Daily Show, because FOX does what they do with a straight face.

[jzodda]

22. Great Link! Some interesting stuff...love that guest host!

Bet she will be fired lol

Passion of the Christ is Patriotic? I was laughing my ass off at that one. Yeah the stars and stripes were all over the ROMAN EMPIRE right? LMAO

Also what was these socialist movies mentioned? Never heard of them

and

Spider Man 2 was patriotic? LOL- Gee was it not making fun of the Defense Department and their little programs in BOTH spider movies? I saw Spider man 2 about 4 times and can not say that it stuck me as patriotic in any way at all.

National Treasure was

A. a bomb
B. MAKING FUN of the declaration of independence to the point where they would suggest somebody would put a treasure map on it and they call it Patriotic?

Americas Heart and Soul....Never heard of it....

FOX IS A JOKE

[jzodda]

23. MovieGuide.Org Mission Statement

Taken from the site...Yeah I will trust their studies....



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[Mayberry Machiavelli]

24. HAH! That clip was some funny shite. A true 'huminahumina' moment.

What the hell is "Fox and Friends" anyway? Sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon show. Who are his friends?

[Shredr]

26. Thanks for the laugh.

[noonriser]

27. Passion of the Chist is a patriotic movie!?

:wtf:

[Eric J in MN]

28. If you've got a time machine, and can show it to people in

ancient Israel, sure.

[Mabus]

30. I always wondered what happened to SBKs

or Short Bus Kids, now I know. They reach adulthood (chronologically at least) and then go to work for Fox News. So, this is proof that the GOP really does support social programs and full employment of the mentally challenged.

BTW, I couldn't bring myself to watch the entire clip. It was just too freaking weird.
:silly: :crazy:

[Donailin]

31. Nope, sorry

I refuse to click that link. If I click that link, the terrorists win.

[kittenpants]

34. click it--it's so worth it!

it doesn't go to faux news, but another site that makes fun of it! If you DON'T click that link, well, the terrorists just might win... do you want to have that on your conscience?

[walldude]

32. LMAO!! That was some list of "Patriotic" movies.

I saw one on that list that actually had something to do with "Patriotism" and that was America's Heart & Soul. I did a quick search to see how well that "Patriotic" flick did at the box office, seeing as how their point was how well "Patriotic" movies do. So here are the totals from the most "Patriotic" movie of last year, thanks to RottenTomatoes.com:

America's Heart & Soul
BOX OFFICE SUMMARY
Box Office Total: $273,754
Box Office Opening: $184,917
Highest Ranking: 27

[OrlandoGator]

36. They missed a patriotic film that made $119 million at the box office.

Fahrenheit 9/11.

[Lannes]

33. Ay caramba!

[David Zephyr]

35. Kick This Up for Friday Night.

And nominate it, too.

[YOY]

37. WHAT COMMUNIST/SOCIALIST MOVIES???

Seriously, what the hell were they talking about?

Some student film where they paid everyone with pizza?

Some small Scandinavian-made flicks?

and the medievally themed Passion of the Christ isn't patriotic...it's just RW-Christian (concentrate on the death of Christ, not his life) BS.

[AlCzervik]

38. The dark haired guy is Hitler youth.

[Jack Rabbit]

39. The Passion of the Christ is a patriotic American themed film?

Jesus Christ! What kind of nonsense is that?