ROFLMAO !!! - Freeper Response To Shuttle\Environment Story !!!

[WillyT]

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To: goarmy

WOAH IS THIS TRUE?

I honestly thought someone posted an Onion article. Aren't astronauts smart? I thought you had to be educated? No one educated could make such a ludacris statement based on naked eye visual observation. Well I used to be a fan of space, but now since they are sending up nuttly leg wing weirdo's I think I will stop donating and most likely donate to any organization who is anti-NASA. I want space exploration, not another "zany made up piece of "science" that they can use to justify increasing capitalism crushing taxes and property siezure"

17 posted on 08/04/2005 8:13:19 AM PDT by Individual Rights in NJ (McCarthy is a hero.)

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Link: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1456822/posts#comment?q=1

Oh man... Almost soiled myself there, LOL!!!

:rofl::evilgrin::rofl:

Is this one of ours having some fun, or is it really another rightwing blockhead???

:shrug:

[charlyvi]

1. What in hell is a "nuttly leg wing weirdo"?

Or am I being too "ludacris" to ask?

[displacedtexan]

7. You left out the...

apostrophe!

It's...

"nuttly leg wing weirdo's"

Edit: Is that supposed to be plural?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[charlyvi]

13. LOL!

He/she won't mail their allowance to NASA anymore!
:cry:

[Richard Steele]

8. He must be thinking of this guy:

[Montauk6]

60. Where do you guys get these crazy-ass gifs???

They're HILARIOUS!!!!

[GreyPilgrim]

2. Wow...

That was great... also sad.. But, now that I've visited the Freerepublic, I must go shower.

[Beaverhausen]

3. I refuse to go there and give them hits

but thanks for reminding me what insane assholes they are.

[proud patriot]

4. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[Mythsaje]

5. Ludacris?

Like the freakin' rapper?

You've got to be kidding me.

::shaking head as he walks away::

Unbelievable.

[charlie]

24. Get used to it

On the net, "ludacris" is fast becoming as common as "loose" (for lose) and "rediculous".

[johnfunk]

46. As in: Freeper morans are ludacris rediculous loosers

[Carni]

59. Now don't you go talkin bout the freeps

Them is good peepal--dammed good peepal!

They ain't nothing like them tree huggering, left limmed, sandel wearin commie freak's that we got over here.

[ohio_liberal]

28. Hey, he makes plenty of statements

n/t

[applegrove]

6. And they are taught & 'taking guidance' to be so dumb. Really scary.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. The freeper's real name is Brian Dammige

;)

Thanks Willy, I'm giggling myself senseless here :spray:


naked eye visual observation? bahahahahahahaha

[dbonds]

10. Where would you start

Donating to NASA - didn't know it was a charity. Where would you find anti-NASA groups.

And the clincher, that vast left wing conspiracy of increasing capitalism.

[WillyT]

20. I Know... There's So Much Material To Work With There !!!

:hi:

[Beaverhausen]

30. no kidding.

Now the commander of the space shuttle is "uneducated"

and I'm surprised a freeper knows what The Onion is!!!

[WillyT]

35. That's Why I'm Wondering If This Post Is A 'Put-On' ?!?!

If so, it's absolutely perfect. Cruising right under the surface... ya know, LOL!

If not... holy crap!!!

:evilgrin:

[marbuc]

63. Yeah, the freepers don't do so well with satire nt

[Straight Shooter]

11. What or who the hell is WOAH?

Noah's brother? A new nickname for the chimp? :shrug:

I like that word "siezure." I before E, except after C and on Free Republic.

[charlyvi]

25. Actually, it is Noah.

Pwonounced by a wittle bitty fweeper!

[davidinalameda]

12. I have a question

Can she see the huge reservoirs, paid for by capitalism, that hold water for millions of people?


Aren't most reservoirs run by governments? So wouldn't those reservoirs be paid for by tax dollars?

:shrug:

[Redneck Socialist]

14. What the hell are they talking about?

I don't want to go to that site, so could someone help me out with a little context please?

[WillyT]

26. They're Referring To This Story:

Environmental damage seen from shuttle

Thursday, August 4, 2005 Posted: 1443 GMT (2243 HKT)

Link: http://edition.cnn.com/2005/TECH/space/08/04/shuttle.earth.environment.reut/

:hi:

[Redneck Socialist]

34. Thank you

Freeper = dumb ass

[Beaverhausen]

27. The commader of the space shuttle said she can see...

environmental damage to the earth from space.

I know it was reported in the british paper yesterday...not sure if it was here but I assume that is what the freeper is talking about.

[Redneck Socialist]

36. Thanks

Freeper = ass hat

[Montauk6]

15. O... the ravages of brain "damge" lol

[deadparrot]

16. Consider the sigline, "McCarthy is a hero."

That should give you an idea of who, exactly, you're dealing with.

[atommom]

17. Mmmm, nutly leg wings!

:rofl:

[Touchdown]

70. MMM. Sounds tasty! Let's spring for a bucket!

[XemaSab]

18. and lemme tell ya

find pictures of Brazil from space... you can see the rainforest with big holes in it.

[TahitiNut]

19. IT'S NOT NICE ...

... to laugh at the kids on the short yellow bus!

[merh]

21. Is this one of those folks who believes in intelligent design and

questions evolution? :shrug:

:freak: :freak: :freak: :freak:

[karlrschneider]

22. Could someone translate that into English for us freep-challenged

cunning linguists? And how does someone become a "fan of space"? Oh, wait, it's the same thing that's between their ears...got it.
:eyes:

[jmowreader]

61. What a "fan of space" is

Or, rather, how to make one.

First, purchase a Big Ass Fan. Yes, that's their real name. Big Ass Fan. Made by the Big Ass Fan Company. No, I'm not fucking kidding, these people named their company Big Ass Fan. They make ceiling fans that range from 8 feet to 24 feet in diameter. Go to http://www.bigassfans.com if you think I'm just fuckin' around.

Next, take the Big Ass Fan and mount it to your roof so the astronauts can see the Big Ass Fans logo.

Next, turn on the Big Ass Fan.

Presto: you've just made a fan of space. Or a fan for space. Same thing.

[XemaSab]

23. Ouch

"And people wonder why I think women have better things to do than to play boss."

[marbuc]

39. I'm not sure I get what this means

Surely no one in this day and age would actually admit such stupidity.

[XemaSab]

41. this freep thread is BEYOND

every freeper stereotype you could possibly imagine.

one dude said she was probably at loose ends because the shuttle didn't have a kitchen or vacuum.

I am not making this shit up.

[SammyWinstonJack]

71. He can't possibly be that stupid and backward?

:shrug: That's got to be a joke, right? Or does he feel threaten by intelligent women? Makes him feel inferior? Does he walk upright? Carry a club? :crazy:

[julialnyc]

50. same guy wrote this

I knew we shouldn't have let her go.

[XemaSab]

52. you really got to wonder

how many of the people over there are DU trolls having a gay old time?

[julialnyc]

55. oh, I think "go army" is the real deal

but there are some others where the comedy is so good it makes you wonder (things like "typical NASA")

[Gman]

29. It's like they all think it's OK to be ignorant, uneducated and stupid

That's what has taken over our country.

[atommom]

66. That's exactly what Bush and the RW want ... to devalue education

and the use of logic. It's a lot easier to screw the public if they don't inconvenience you by arguing about it.

[julialnyc]

31. Okay, I gathered some of the freeper responses.... now I'll go barf!

-Wonder if she can see Mexicans running across the border from there too?

-Typical NASA.

-And she's an astronaut, so I guess that makes her an expert, Right?

I wonder how much that opinion cost me?

Better buy some stock in PerriAir*


- I have been an unqualified supporter of NASA for longer than most Freepers have been alive, but I am ready to change positions.

Dump NASA.

When the Bugs and Bunny crowd has permeated the process so thoroughly as to glorify junk science and propagandize from orbit, I've had it.

Dump NASA.

Nothing would please the evirowhackos more than to take over NASA's resources and budget.

Over my dead wallet!

- Sorry in advance for this, but I wonder if the Columbia astronauts thought the same thing upon re-entry?

[marbuc]

37. "I wonder how much that opinion cost me?"

I doubt it cost him/her much, the tragically stupid usually cannot get jobs that pay much, and the tax burden is quite low.

[DrJackson]

32. How about this one:

This actually scares the shit out of me...

To: goarmy
Someday I would like to start up a vast array of factories.

Our only product?

Pollution.

24/7/365, my marvelous factories will belch horrible noxious gasses from smokestacks, and PCBs and other carcinogins will be dumped from rusty pipes into pristine rivers. Radiological byproducts will be shipped by the semi-trailer load in leaking barrels, and every morning, my SUV-driving employees will open the spigots on the pressure-tanks filled with greenhouse gasses that have been manufactured overnight.

"Rapicious Industries, Ltd." will someday exist, and I will be it's president.
33 posted on 08/04/2005 8:19:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)

Link: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1456822/posts#comment?q=33

The rest gave me a good laugh, though

[Libby2]

54. sick fuckers n/t

[Democracy White]

33. Nuttly leg wings? WTF?

What the hell are nuttly leg wings? Some kind of new freeper food?

Oh and you can really tell that they hate NASA and their "zany made up 'science'" that apparently crushes the capatalism and self-absorbing lifestyles that they so apparently love.

Dee

[julialnyc]

38. Can't you order those at KFC?

N/T

[Democracy White]

47. And does it come in Orginal, or Extra Crispy?

Also do you have them with the Blazin' sauce and do they come with two sides?

Dee

[XanaDUer]

40. "Ludacris"??? Been listening to too much Bill, eh?

nt.

[Warren DeMontague]

42. Favorite Part? "Ludacris". #2 Favorite Part?

"I used to be a fan of space".

Yeah, but no more.

Fuck you, space! From now on, I'm holing up inside a 3' x 3' box like Yogi Coudoux.

[jane_pippin]

56. Now he's gonna root for vacuums instead.

[Goldmund]

43. "Increasing capitalism"

He's using "capitalism" as a dirty word. Hmmm....

[achtung_circus]

44. This may take the cake. O'Lielly, Phd in ecology

To: balch3

What's liberal about her comments?

177 posted on 08/04/2005 12:20:38 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Obviously you haven't listened to Rush or read any of his books. Environmentalism is a hoax. The earth is in better shape than it's ever been. Don't believe the MSM.

178 posted on 08/04/2005 12:38:58 PM PDT by balch3
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To: balch3

Does he advocate widespread deforestation with no replenishing? I doubt it!

Regardless... Rush is a talk show host with some good conservative opinion. But particularly educated in science, he isn't. Trust truth over correct political affiliation.... that would be better advice.

179 posted on 08/04/2005 12:47:43 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: HairOfTheDog
But particularly educated in science, he isn't.

What do you base that statement on? Have you read the books?
184 posted on 08/05/2005 1:52:54 AM PDT by somemoreequalthanothers
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[Bat Boy]

74. But he wroted one of them there book things!

That makes him a scientist.

You got ta know science stuff to writed a book. That's how you get the words to stick to the paper.

Moran.

[EstimatedProphet]

76. ROFL!

"That's how you get the words to stick to the paper."

That has to be one of the best responses I have ever seen! I laughed so hard I couldn't see!
:rofl:

[Bat Boy]

77. Thank you!

Thank you very much.

[julialnyc]

45. It's not like she's a rocket scientist or anything......... oh wait, she i

N/T

[NightOwwl]

53. Good one!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WillyT]

57. THAT... Is PERFECT !!!

:bounce::rofl::yourock::rofl::bounce:

[atommom]

67. ROTFLMAO! But seriously, folks,

if she's a rocket scientist, that means she's one of them there tree-huggin,' book-larnin,' America hatin' liberal atheists. :scared:

[julialnyc]

78. who believes in.......... science!

N/T

[atommom]

48. I just can't get the Nutly Leg Wings out of my mind.

I think I'll have to whip some up the next time I have Democrats over.... ;)

[HootieMcBoob]

49. There's one kind of space that's really scary to me

and that's the space between the ears of people like this.
it's not a very hospitable environment for brain cells.

[atommom]

75. And that's why you'll never find a single one there!

[slutticus]

51. Isn't "Ludacris" a rap group? ROTF!

:rofl:

" No one educated could make such a ludacris statement based on naked eye visual observation." So...I wonder what this freeper thought of "Dr." Frist's diagnosis of Terri Shaivo on a naked eye visual observation.

[Azathoth]

58. It's all part of the liberal media/NASA/astronaut conspiracy

:rofl:

[meganmonkey]

62. Aaaaaahhh!

No way

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

64. Oh my gosh! These people sound like the Beverly Hillbillys.

Jethro is alive and well and "doin his gazintas".

[PA Democrat]

65. Those people are sick

This freeper gets my vote for the most disgusting remark:

The atmosphere almost looks like an eggshell on an egg, it's so very thin," she said. "We know that we don't have much air, we need to protect what we have."
Sorry in advance for this, but I wonder if the Columbia astronauts thought the same thing upon re-entry?

[WillyT]

68. Just In Case Ya Missed It, Kick !!!

:hi::kick::hi:

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

69. ROFL.....!!!! too funny, what a nutball.

[warrens]

72. I've been reading FRetard City for years

And that one is a true keeper.

[frictionlessO]

73. Funniest freep post in a long time, much comedy to be mined or mimed

as the case may be....