ATTENTION: I am a covert CIA operative

[WilliamPitt]

See:

http://www.breakfornews.com/TheCIAInternetFakes.htm

There's truthout, which I write for. Online Journal, which I also write for, is right up there too. So is Meria, and Buzzflash, and Democracy Now, and Common Dreams, and several other sites that I have written for.

I have been outed and now must come clean. BreakForNews has managed to pierce the veil and there is no sense hiding anymore. I was trained by the CIA on The Farm in Virginia to disseminate false and misleading information via the web. My name is actually Charles Ellis Bungfeeb, I am actually 62 years old, and I work out of a glass-and-steel box inside NSA headquarters in Maryland.

This is what I really look like, from a picture taken in 1977:



I am on the far left. The others featured are Robert Nutsatchel, who was flying the second plane via remote control when it hit the towers on 9/11; Albert Gumpdoosh, who has been impersonating Osama bin Laden via videotape for the last five years; and Roger Peebubbel, who kidnapped and later devoured the Lindberg Baby before becoming a body-double for Manuel Noriega.

BreakForNews is a mighty impressive organization, to be sure. Some might say they are nothing more than cheapjack assholes looking to make a name for themselves by attacking other left-wing websites, some might say they actually are the kind of prototype disinformation site that the CIA would love to have, but I disagree. Myself, Mssrs. Nutsatchel, Gumpdoosh and Peebubbel have nothing but respect for that organization.

Now, alas, I must go swallow my Eli Lilly Patented Kil-U-Now Cyanide Capsule before BreakForNews reveals the fact that my right testicle was surgically implanted in Ann Coulter's throat as a testosterone-delivery system to help her stay strong for the cause.

This is CIA agent Charles Ellis Bungfeeb, sigining off...

*gulp*

*thud*

*taps*

[redqueen]

1. hahahahahahahaha

Please tell me you meant to put this in the lounge...

[WilliamPitt]

4. Bungfeeb makes no errors

[HEyHEY]

5. You!?

[redqueen]

31. Me?

:shrug:

[HEyHEY]

37. Haven't seen you in like a month

I was gone, then you were gone... yada yada yada

[redqueen]

43. Oh.

Well :hi:

[HEyHEY]

2. Agent Pitt

[Jazzgirl]

3. LOL!

Okay you CIA Op! Get your hands up! Stand in the corner....you get a spankin'! :rofl:

[mourningdove92]

6. I knew it all along. Nofacts told me so.

:rofl:

[demgurl]

117. Oh, you heard that too?

:rofl:

[sniffa]

7. i knew it!

you've been "promoting the psyop agendas and disinformation themes of the covert controllers."

:rofl:

[Dragonfli]

8. Gee Will, We already Kinda Knew That

Many of us are double agents and were merely playing you into a deeper level of the plan.

Now we have to start all over!

Damn those leaks!

[acmavm]

9. Does it pay well? Is it interesting work? Do you have a shoe phone?

?

[txindy]

66. Or a Cone of Silence?

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

10. Bungfeeb.. Is that Swedish? nt

[HereSince1628]

11. Just don't tell the code name for our project was Manure Movers

[Maple]

12. I've always been suspicious

that name...William Pitt...is just a leeetle too perfect.

Overly anglo-saxonish if you get my drift.

Now 'Bungfeeb'...that's much more believable.

:rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. What IS that red thing in your hand???

er... Mr. Bungfeeb.....

Peebubbel looks a tad young to have had anything to do with the Lindberg baby. Who is his plastic surgeon?

[Moochy]

14. Spooky!

The spooky thing is how much I'm mind controlled by the CIA, since that reading list they provide includes many sites I visit alot.

Gotta run, Space Aliens are coming over tonite to watch Battlestar Galactica with me.

[Imagevision]

15. Hey Will Pitt, any chance in the Edmunds case gaining traction??

[Dogmudgeon]

16. You've been done by Fintan Dunn

He says you also blew up the World Trade Center and whacked the Pentagon.

http://www.fintandunne.com

Is he the Real Thing or merely an Amazing Impostor?

--p!
"Either you're with us on this ... or ... you're intelligent"

[VelmaD]

17. So the "Will Pitt" I met in Austin...

was he a clone? A Pitt-bot? A highly trained gigolo/assassin? ;)

[Minstrel Boy]

18. I've already lost a dozen of my best operatives since being outed.

Fintan Dunne is a traitor to all that is Great and Covertuous about America!

:patriot:

So says Minstrel Boy, aka Rigorous Intuition, aka Special Agent Rickerts (artist's rendering):

[PA Democrat]

19. I don't know. Who's Who didn't have you listed as a CIA agent.

Maybe someone like Judy Miller will buy your story, but I like to count myself among people who do responsible reporting like Bob Bullshit Novak.

[LaurenG]

20. Is the Cia trying to dis-inform us or the freepers and is it that they

are double misinforming in order to confuse you. Because you were outed in 2003 by the butt-ler in the Whitehouse. He used a shot of Novak- caine to keep you numb. You are just now waking up. Good luck, the year is 2005 and your new mission is..... It's top secret, call in on your shoe phone for further orders.

[SeattleGirl]

64. And use the Cone of Silence!

:rofl:

[KerryOn]

21. Oh no....

... you must be getting very bored with the Rove Plame Blame Game.

[Aristus]

22. Oh Will, baby, that was hilarious!

:rofl:

[JanMichael]

23. Fabulous! I knew I knew you from a triple top secret training back in '57.

What's really, really, funny is that when most people find out that I lived and worked in Central Europe for most of the 90's and I have multiple names they, for some SILLY reason think that I'm CIA!

Go figure...

[Carni]

24. I have had stuff on buzzflash and I think you know me

I believe we collaborated on the Gore/Chinese Iced tea with Buddhist dudes bagman deal (or was it Mena and the kids run over by the train?)

I think it is time that all us *spooks* come out of the closet.

[WilliamPitt]

39. No no no

It was the project to deliberately cause the tsunami last Christmas.

[Carni]

48. Ah...I remember that now

The Haarp project!

[havocmom]

25. William, are you drinking enough water?

Getting enough salt in hot weather?

[Hutzpa]

26. Attn: This message will self distruct in.......hmm well 45sec

lalalalalala........

thumping feet!!!

:nuke:

[Generic Other]

27. How many freeper trolls are in danger now that you've been outted?

This will make the night of the long knives look like night of the toothpicks.

Should we call you Agent Will?

[greatauntoftriplets]

33. As someone who lives in the central time zone....

and goes to bed around 10 on work nights, to this day I have no real idea of what happened that night -- although it is legendary. Just saw the carnage the next morning. Ah well....

[EFerrari]

28. Sh!T! Now, we have to change our names AND passwords.

I LIKED BaghdadBeth!

:rofl:

[KerryOn]

29. I know why you posted this....

Have you ever noticed how the posts about nothing always seem to get he most replies.

Are you going for a record?

[WilliamPitt]

34. Ya do, eh?

Your piercing intellect and undoubtable prudence as to what constitutes a 'nothing post' are not to be denied, it seems.

How about this: A little humor to bring light to a ridiculous smear job by an obvious hack.

[KerryOn]

74. Ha! Ha!...

I wish I had the same talent for words that you have.

By the way... Your book "War On Iraq" is the book that opened my eyes, and turned this former independent into a Democrate.

Thanks!

[anarchy1999]

111. Sweet Will. Just too damned sweet. I salute you!!

Well done smear, an epic piece of work for all time.

[tavalon]

69. We haven't been taking our happy pills, have we? n/t

[KerryOn]

83. Hes bored....n/t

[Shakespeare]

30. WE ARE ALL CIA COVERT OPERATIVES!

..er....we are all Will Pitt!....er...I'm confused.

:freak:

[jbnow]

100. Get it together!

Many of us are Will Pitt, but Will Pitt is Charles Ellis Bungfeeb. We are not ALL CIA, some of us are more covert then that. Some of us are hobbits. Some are angels unaware.
I am Italian so am surely part of some mysterious group, under the cloak of mysticism. Plus I can swear in several languages so have many uses for my agency. We all have our skills.

We can't be falling apart just because we are being uncovered now. Stay the course!

[Burried News]

32. Anyone who would give his right ball to Ann Coulter is a traitor -

everybody knows she already had more nads than brains.
Feels good to have some fun in the trenches don't it dude?
Welcome to the bunker; you look pretty good for 62.
(Artie Johnson undercover)

[walldude]

35. I cannot believe that DU didn't make the list! n/t

[WilliamPitt]

36. How could it?

This Fintan Dunne character is posting in the 9/11 Forum as we speak.

[VelmaD]

38. Seriously?

Seriously seriously?

Dude.

Link?

[WilliamPitt]

40. Click Click Boom

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=125&topic_id=47972&mesg_id=47972

[VelmaD]

44. Damn you're good

;)

BTW, thanks for the chuckle. My 6 year old nephew LOVES to sing along to that song. Funniest damn thing I ever saw the first time he did it.

[tavalon]

65. Aw geez

how embarrassing. We really are a big tent.

I wonder if he's posted his pretty little list here?

[arcos]

45. As we speak?

He posted Jul 17...

[WilliamPitt]

46. It's a live thread

I'm sure he's out proving that the Pentagon was actually struck by a giant flying eggplant or something, but the thread is live.

[arcos]

50. LOL...

You are right of course, it's live... but "as we speak" makes you think he's posting there right now. :P

[VelmaD]

51. Flying eggplants...

now that's some high-quality dis-info. *snort*

[tavalon]

71. Hey

You don't know it wasn't flying eggplants!

I bet you're another one of them coverts!

:hi:

[VelmaD]

73. I can neither confirm nor deny...

that we are all Will Pitt. ;)

[H2O Man]

47. master of disguise n/t

[H2O Man]

41. Can you prove

that you were NOT in the Ford Theater on April 14th, 1865?

[charlie]

42. The HAHA-they-say-I'm-a-spook ploy

We are not amused. This is going in my newsletter, pal. And the next time my Mom comes down here with some Poptarts, I'm sending her to the postoffice for a rush release mailing. Better pack up and run now, my subscribers are worldwide. Fair warning.

[LoZoccolo]

49. It's a good thing they got Ralph Nader too.

They're on the case! :thumbsup:

[BrotherBuzz]

52. Ah, this explains the Double Super Secret Background crap...

I've been hearing about lately. LOL!

[BreakForNews]

53. Meanwhile on a lighter note.

Just before we all pi** ourselves laughing....

Maybe it's time for a reality check about where the left is at.

Four years after 3,000 dead in the USA we have another 100,000
dead in Iraq and now London has joined Madrid in the gorefest.

Meanwhile the anti-war movement is on summer vacation and
the left has been led to believe that:

Howard Dean is bringing out the truth on 9/11;
John Kerry is 'challenging' George Bush;
Clint Curtis' dog was shot;
The election was stolen and we 'exposed' that fact;
Jeff Gannon will bring down Karl Rove;
The Downing St Memos will bring down Bush;
and so on and so on and on...

Time to wonder if we are being spoonfed crap?
You bet.

Must be the blood in the streets makes me not see the funny side.
I'm quirky like that.

Updated - Oops, I forgot to add:

Take a look at the list of people who supported the 911Truth.org declaration. Remembering that already John Gray of 911Truth.org is linked to Kashoggi money (by Hopsicker) :

9/11 Truth Statement
Demanding Deeper Investigation into the Events of 9/11

NEW YORK CITY, NY (Oct. 26, 2004) - An alliance of 100 prominent Americans and 40 family members of those killed on 9/11 today announced the release of the 911 Truth Statement, a call for immediate inquiry into evidence that suggests high-level government officials may have deliberately allowed the September 11th attacks to occur.

The Statement supports an August 31st Zogby poll that found nearly 50% of New Yorkers believe the government had foreknowledge and "consciously failed to act," with 66% wanting a new 9/11 investigation.

Focusing on twelve questions, the Statement highlights areas of incriminating evidence that were either inadequately explored or ignored by the Kean Commission, ranging from insider trading and hijacker funding to foreign government forewarnings and inactive defenses around the Pentagon....

The Statement's list of signatories includes notables spanning the political spectrum, from Presidential candidates Ralph Nader, Michael Badnarik, and David Cobb to Catherine Austin Fitts, a member of the first Bush administration, as well as Washington veterans like Pentagon whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg and retired CIA analyst Ray McGovern. Other signers range from peace activists like Code Pink co-founder Jodie Evans and Global Exchange's Kevin Danaher to former US Ambassador and Chief of Mission to Iraq, Edward L. Peck; from environmentalists like Randy Hayes and John Robbins to business leaders such as Paul Hawken and Karl Schwarz, CEO of Patmos Nanotechnologies; from populist journalist Ronnie Dugger to renowned investigative reporter Kelly Patricia O'Meara.

The Statement also includes 43 noted authors, including New York Times #1 bestseller John Gray, as well as 18 eminent professors, historians, and theologians. Other notables include five-term Georgia Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney...

http://www.911truth.org/article.php?story=20041026093059633

That statement is worth reading again and again.
Look at the names and the companies.
See where they come up elsewhere.
I will broadcast about this.

[meganmonkey]

54. Can you please provide us with some detail as to how you

came up with this list?

Is it a hunch? Or do you know something?

It's quite an accusation if you have nothing to back it up with.

:shrug:

[SmokingJacket]

58. But I learned all that about Kashoggi from Mad Cow Morning News

I'm really offended that you lump all these places together. It's really not helping any to spread your paranoia so indiscriminately -- even if these other sites aren't up to your standards, saying they're CIA is inflammatory and delegitimizes you.

I agree with your basic premise, that there ARE disinformation sites and that there's plenty of energy being wasted looking in the wrong places.

But you should choose your enemies more carefully.

[WilliamPitt]

60. Whatever

You could have a piece of the One True Cross in your back pocket, and I'd still call you a fraud. You are trying to make a name for yourself by stepping on other organizations that are doing good work. You are beneath contempt, and serve the 'disinfo masters' far better than all the sites you condemn combined.

[VelmaD]

62. So, if we're to believe...

all these other sites are filled with dis-info and psyops and whatever...why should we believe that your site isn't as well? That paranoid enough for ya? ;)

[tavalon]

75. There are plenty of us who

believe LIHOP and MIHOP here. But we're poking fun at you because you are pulling something very stupid by attacking our side for having supposed CIA disinfo sites.

The point here, while we are having a little fun at your expense, is that you need to point your guns at the enemy. You do not serve the cause if you are shooting at us rather than them.

So, get out there and git 'em boy. And we aren't 'em.

[VelmaD]

78. Well, since our favorite passtime has always been...

the circular firing squad...he should fir right in. *snort*

[fearnobush]

89. So I gather that the DSM, Plame Rove Treason, Howard Dean, The FSM

(Flying Spaghetti Monster) are all in the way of exposing the 911 cover up? Dude... by the way - who killed the Kennedy's and MLK? And why no right winger sites or MSM sites that create many of the stories we promote?

<>

[WilliamPitt]

105. I just wet myself

:)

[TorchTheWitch]

109. OMG! Couldn't you have given a graphic image warning???

I realize that this is an "artist rendition" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but it can't be denied that it's just as offensive as an actual photo... especially considering that the FSM in this picture is blatently exposing BOTH of its breasts!

Oh, wait... are those breasts or eyes?... well... no matter... they certainly COULD be breasts, and they're entirely exposed!

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

114. Once you've been lovingly stroked by his "noodly appendage"

you'll NEVER go back, baby.

[Tari]

122. The sauce is a little messy, though. eom

[Warren DeMontague]

113. Why won't the MSM cover the DSM or the FSM, that's what I want to know.

My favorite part of that drawing is the "midgit".

[Generator]

99. Christ on a crutch

You don't think WE KNOW how powerless and often grasping at straws we sometimes are? You don't think WE KNOW that some of the alternative theories of 9/11 or anything are possibly absolute bunk? You think we all fell off a turnip truck after being born yesterday and believe everything we read?

I agree with Pitt on this one. You have smeared some good groups..Sibel Edmonds..9/11 Citizens Watch with Kyle Hence which I was reading way before I ever reading some of those far out sites..and the one that got me going onto the whole ball of wax using Paul Thompson and mainstream stories that leave more and more unanswered questions. If your point is to not agree with those that tell you they have the answer to 9/11-I would agree. Nobody has the fucking answer. All these sites are asking-(and some are just on the left and their powerless may not be due to the CIA but other factors like the endless bickering that happens) and some may be crazy but most of us have brain cells enough figure that out, DUDE.

[blogslut]

118. Gotta have a gimmick...

I guess throwing wild accusations in hopes that something sticks to the wall is one way to go.

[SmokingJacket]

55. You laugh, but.

Until now Mr. Dunne was a marginally legitimate source of information. Now, he's pretty clearly a paranoid, if not a downright schizophrenic.

He's splashing us all with his freaky mud, and I don't like it.

He's just made it harder for the reasonable person to sort the whack-ball tinfoil from the dissenting opinion. That's not funny -- that really sucks.

[Generic Other]

56. Just because you don't know you are one doesn't mean you aren't

"We do not contend that everyone associated with these
websites are knowing intelligence operatives."

http://wagnews.blogspot.com/2005/08/cias-internet-fakes.html

[VelmaD]

57. Wow...so it's basically impossible...

to prove you aren't an unknowing intelligence operative. Can't prove a negative.

[Generic Other]

63. There is the trial by ordeal

where the offender is tortured to see if he exhibits any evidence of having covertly nurtured a succubus double identity at any time in the past.

[VelmaD]

67. So...if I weigh the same as a duck...

then I must be a witch.

[Generic Other]

72. Also spectral evidence

the duck flew around the courtroom and pooped on Will Pitt's head. Unbeknownst to Will, of course.

Somehow, I just know this is all related to David Icke and the reptilians.

[VelmaD]

76. Well, I knew Will had bees in his head...

but the duck poop is news to me. :shrug:

[name not needed]

77. So you mean that when Will ate his own head,

he ate duck poop too? :puke:

[VelmaD]

80. You'd have to ask him about that...

though I think it was only his face that he ate. :shrug:

[Generic Other]

81. It was spectral rather than material

But yes, you would technically be correct.

[muriel_volestrangler]

115. Of course it is! Icke's on The List too!

It would seem that everyone who has questioned the government, whether from a serious political viewpoint, or the 'reptilian invasion' angle, is on Mr. Dunne's List (and I'd agree that DU should feel a bit miffed at being left off it). Either

1) he has decided to convert his website into a comedy zone, or
2) he needs medical attention, or
3) he has succumbed to the affliction that many left wing organisations have had - that they see similar people as competitors, not allies, and thus spend nearly all their time denouncing those who hold almost identical views. Think Stalinists v. Trotskyists v. Maoists etc.

If it's option number 2, I know we shouldn't laugh, but it's going to be hard not to. Option number 1 looks quite likely - maybe his 'investigative reporting' isn't getting listened to, and we all have to make a living. If it's number 3, then I think he's bitten off more than he can chew - denouncing every single competitor at once is just going to make you looks stupid, as this thread shows. Of course, maybe he just is stupid. But he's working awfully hard at making that public.

[tavalon]

79. We could try throwing them in a large body of water

If they sink, they weren't an intelligence operative. If they float, we shoot 'em.

:shrug: :sarcasm:

[VelmaD]

82. What if they do...

the backstroke?

[tavalon]

86. We aim

and then shoot 'em. :silly:

[Cleita]

59. Good flyswatting!

Now who the H are these goofs? The guy in the picture looks like he could be related to Ari Fleischer.

[CelticWinter]

61. hehehehe

so thats where annie cooter hooter got her adam's apple. too funny made my nite.
thanks

[Rainscents]

68. Thanks for laugh! LOL

[LibertyorDeath]

70. Now don't you feel better.

It's a big tent I'm sure we'll find a spot for you somewhere

[KerryOn]

84. Up to 83 post now, not bad for only an hour....

Make that 84.

[VelmaD]

85. Do you have a point?

Or are you just snarking for the hell of it?

[tavalon]

92. So we like a little amusement

with our daily diet of desolation and despair.

Is that a crime?

[WilliamPitt]

116. 113

[DemReadingDU]

87. update posted

http://wagnews.blogspot.com/2005/08/cia-fakes-update.html

[VelmaD]

91. I particularly liked...

the assertion that if any of the sites mentioned were outraged that just proved they were CIA operatives. "Fake sites - faek outrage" What. Ever. :eyes:

[thebigidea]

95. i'm more amused by his use of the royal "we"

"We will be fleshing out the issue with further detail. And then some."

uh huh. he'll forgot the whole thing, never back up a word of it, and move on to blaming Howard Dean for New Coke(TM) or something.

[Matariki]

88. Can you get indicted for outing yourself?

just asking.

[rateyes]

90. Hey will, sue them for outing you...press criminal charges!

:)

[evermind]

93. Bungfeeb, CIA operative or not, so long as you are "on the far left"

that's good enough for me. Please carry on!

[Skypilot 18]

94. KAOS is looking for a few good folks

Just make sure agent 13 is still in the bus locker.

[Generic Other]

98. Calling Agent Bungfeeb

[DS1]

96. I am MUMIA ABU-JAMAL

I post and exist as a short, chubby white man on DU simply to gather information on upcoming protest events, so that I can release a newsletter to the hordes of FREE MUMIA protestors who love to crash other peoples' protests.

So the next time you're out protesting illegal wars and state sponsored torture and you see a FREE MUMIA sign and go :wtf: - think of me. Laughing. I am the Keyser Soze of protest crashing.

Oh yes, I'm also behind the Ritalin guys, too.

[leftofthedial]

97. Bob Nutsatchel here, Chuck

How have you been?

[RetroLounge]

101. "my right testicle was surgically implanted in Ann Coulter's throat "

So when the Freepers say they think Ann Coulter is hot, it is really due the attractive power of the Pitt/Bungfeeb Testicle (tm).

Question for you then.

Which is more powerful, the Pitt/Bungfeeb Testicle (tm) or the Amazing Clenis?

RL

[WilliamPitt]

106. The Bungfeeb Testicle owns the Clenis

[Ellipsis]

121. good one.

:rofl:

[AuntiBush]

102. I'm One of those that say that...

"they're nothing more than cheapjack assholes looking to make a name for themselves."

Will, they're just "freaks" of nature, not worthy of your well-earned time.

[PurgedVoter]

103. Shhhh! This is not a secure site

I repeat, this is not a secure site. No further comments without encoding.

Yellow dogs bark in the rain. I need an umbrella to fly. The bottle is in the gutter.

[Viking12]

104. It's all coming together..

that picture is suprisingly similar to one of SCOTUS nominee Roberts..

[yvr girl]

107. Who the hell is the public Will Pitt?

He's not 62 - I know - I've met him. I drank his liquor and tormented his cat. I DEMAND ANSWERS!!

[Zorra]

108. Chuck Bungfeeb!....Well I'll be darned. We trained together at The Farm!

I heard you were killed back in the 80's, in that tragic shredder accident in Rummy's office, trying to shred all those documents that Bonzo signed authorizing those coke buys that funded the contras. BTW, is it really true Ollie's "thingee" got mangled in the shredder that day?

So how's Sophie and the kids?

[KamaAina]

110. Pssssst! The dog barks at midnight

(our time).

Leave the satchel underneath the surfer statue at Waikiki Beach between 2 and 2:15 this morning. We will verify its contents, and if they are legitimate, leave a Hawaiian quilted bag with our response by the Wizard Stones at precisely 4:40. Otherwise... well, we'll be in touch...

[ngGale]

112. Omigosh, Will is next in line to receive the ...

"Metal of Freedom" award, we will never live this one down. :rofl:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

119. A very interesting mix...

Liberal blogs, holocaust denial sites, crackpot sites, and (I might have known) Lyndon LaRouche.

[bleever]

120. Frankly, this was rather obvious. First, the impossibly good-looking

young man whose photo and personage were paraded before the adoring hordes of lefties: sorry, clearly someone hired by central casting.

Second: the subtly stilted language, discernible to experts in the English vernacular, that gave him away as a phoney. For example, his "Huzzah for the Red Stockings of ol' Beantown, may they vanquish their challengers on the sporting green!", and other of his pronouncements that struck the practiced ear as not quite authentic.

Just sayin', I was never taken in.


P.S.: The candy is in the top drawer of the sleeping bag.


;)


ed: double super secret portions redacted.

[Tari]

123. Hope you're protecting that left nut

You wouldn't want that to end up in someone else's throat.

[formercia]

124. your testicles are my property

do I have a bid? LOL

[Zero Division]

125. "The only people we hate more than the Romans are the...

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-07.htm

REG:
Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.
BRIAN:
I do!
REG:
Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN:
A lot!
REG:
Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.
P.F.J.:
Yeah...
JUDITH:
Splitters.
P.F.J.:
Splitters...
FRANCIS:
And the Judean Popular People's Front.
P.F.J.:
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
LORETTA:
And the People's Front of Judea.
P.F.J.:
Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
REG:
What?
LORETTA:
The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.
REG:
We're the People's Front of Judea!
LORETTA:
Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

Why, why are there so many on the left who live to exemplify this satirical scene from "Life of Brian"?!