Nero Cut Brush While Rome Burned...

[kentuck]

Down in his little "slice of Heaven" while the troops sre trying to survive in their little slice of hell, Mr. Bush plans his next move. Does he take Barney down to the creek with him tomorrow? Will he call Condi and see what's going on? If it's not too hot, maybe he'll go out and clear a little brush? Maybe he'll go for a bike ride and say hello to the journalists as he shoots them the bird? Maybe he'll get Laura to go out and get some good Mexican food? Maybe he'll get on the Internet and see what those nuts on DemocraticUnderground are saying about him? There's just so much to do...but never a thought about the young GI's giving their lives so the Iraqis can have freedom like them...

[Ian David]

1. Bush has become our Golgafrincham captain taking a 3-year bath

We're better off while he's on vacation, anyway.

They don't even bother to tell him anymore when his wife has been evacuated to a bomb shelter.

He's become Ronald Reagan Year Seven.