but really, why do they make world leaders go to a fucking hog farm?

[mopaul]

in fucking crawdad, texas no less. it's 152 fucking degrees out there, even the gila monsters fucking hate it.

why? really though, for real, why do they do that? why crawfuck texas for fuck's sake?

is it really to make dumbshit look like ronnie reagan (god rest his soul) or like he's really from texas, which he ain't? is it really where he likes to vacation, away from the beltway, and is clearing brush and forcing world leaders to stand at a podium in the sun while he acts like a fucking jerk somehow internationally productive in some way that i don't understand?

tinfoily speaking, is it to hide him away for some secret reason? to dry out? to tie one on? to prepare him for some new disastrous catastrophe? to keep him from terrorists? no self respecting suicide bomber would waste his time going to crawfoot, texas to sweat like a pig on a spit, he can do that 'over there' instead of over here.

why o why do they humiliate dignitaries and ambassadors and the like by forcing them to go to fucking where the fuck are we, texas?

[FreedomAngel82]

1. I've always wondered myself

Why does Bush majority of the time meet with world leaders at his place and never the White House? Is there video cameras and do they tape things like with Nixon? :shrug: I don't get it myself.

[skids]

2. Hey, you don't get to pick and choose...

...where the HellMouth ends up. You just have to go to it.

[mcctatas]

8. Bwahhahahahaha...

:rofl: although I think the hell-mouth is attracted to the incredible intellectual and moral vacuum that is the bush administration, probably follows the little fucker every where he goes.:rofl:

[madrchsod]

3. only his god knows why...

actually i think it`s a power trip for him. usually the presidents go to camp david but i guess he prefers his own "berghof"

[Catherine Vincent]

4. I love your rants, MoPaul.

:-)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. I would think that a hog farm is especially insulting to Jews and Arabs

who don't eat pork. But then diplomatic faux pas are probably things the international community has come to accept from Bush. Abdullah when he realizes that Bush invites him to a hog farm must think deep down that this guy is a complete barbarian and buffoon, while being led by the hand through fields of Bluebonnets.

[Fescue4u]

11. lmao. Thats pretty funny

even if true.

o/t I wonder why pigs offend them so? After all the same God who made Jews and Arabs made pigs to. (not meant to be a slam, but it just occurred to me after reading your post)

[Jamastiene]

6. Very well said.

Your take on it is right on. I can't answer your question unless I try to say it's just one more method Bush uses to get his way. I guess if they thought it would keep them from having to bake in the sun any longer, they'd join his coalition just to get relief. Right wingers sure have a fucked up idea of a lot of things. Comfort for them is Hell for the rest of us.

I still say they are a mutation of some sort or at least further research needs to be done on their biological makeup. Of course, they know most scientists would love to research them to see why they are so fucking crazy. I think that's why they won't allow stem cell research. Isn't there a theory about de-evolution in the scientific field somewhere? Is that what they are doing? De-evolving???

I'm with you. I want answers. I want to understand, but I don't think my mind can take the unreasonable illogical thought processes it would have to go through to understand their fuckedupdedness.

[leftofthedial]

7. pigs go where pigs go

[RoyGBiv]

9. Not a fucking hog farm...

The word "farm" implies the presence of people who work, hard, for a living.

The resident idiot lives on an estate that he calls a ranch. It has no purpose other than to provide him with background shots that try to make him appear as a regular person.

[burythehatchet]

20. No shit, turdface lives on a ranch like I live in the Taj Mahal

[MetaTrope]

10. Biological imperative

[mopaul]

12. reptiles and scorpions do love the texas heat

[Swamp Rat]

14. LOL!

:D

[anarchy1999]

13. Actually from a very reliable source, Georgie really likes to hang out

someplace else. It is a very private lake and community of very rich folk. Rainbow Lake is what comes to mind, I could be wrong, I do know it exists though.

[Swamp Rat]

15. Well, this psycho loves to kill things and a hog farm is good cover.

Like a fetus, pigs blood and human blood look alike. :puke:

Psycho killer
Qu’est que c’est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away!!!

oh oh oh ohhhhh.... aiaiaiaiaiaiaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

[earth mom]

16. It's a good place for duhbbya to plan in secrecy...

no cameras, no reporters...opps...doesn't really make any difference does it?! :sarcasm:

[kentuck]

17. It is so symbolically apropos..

Really...

Can you see the little piggies?

[sweetheart]

18. for the pig fucking of course!

Clearing brush my ass. Most of the time, bush is to be found in the
pig pen with his invited visitors fucking pigs that are tied up in a
special pig-fucking rig that the secret service made for him, so that
he did not soil his socks with pig shit after a shag.

That's why he's so happy. He's taking some time out from fucking
citizens in the ass, to fuck some pigs.

Heck, i'm sure it keeps the pigs happy, and he's keepin' healthy with
all that exercise.

... clearing brush all the way to the poontang. ;-)

[Vickers]

19. Hmmmmm.....because he's a classless dumbfuck?

WHAT DID I WIN, WHAT DID I WIN!!!!!!!