Weekend Fun, or Freeper music to marry your cousin by

[Maru Kitteh]

I'm sorry to inflict this on you, but I just had to share. I still can't stop laughing. This woman is a genuine posting member of freak republic. Enjoy.

As an added bonus, notice how she brags on singing in a CHRISTIAN band while sporting a black tube top that shows off her boobie tatoo.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=41129&songID=1844743


edit for typo

[ewagner]

1. That's actually painful

to listen to...........ouch!

[Maru Kitteh]

2. but it made you laugh yes?

Now go listen to something else. You don't want THAT stuck in your head.

I said before it sounds like two stray cats screwing in a rainstorm.

[ewagner]

7. Better yet!

I put a new battery in my hearing aide and stuck it up against the TV speakers....feeeeeeeeeeeeeebaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkk!

but I don't remember what she sounded like anymore....:)

[Liberal In Texas]

3. OMG...That is AWFUL !

Even if you discount her stupid message in the lyrics, the music is absolutely appalling.

Don't give up you day job at WalMart, sweetheart.

[Maru Kitteh]

4. I know! It's like the worst "music" Ive ever heard in my life

And I used to date a guy in a really awful band so that's quite an acomplishment.

[Liberal In Texas]

5. HAHAHA...And she apparently thinks it's good to put it on the net! n/t

[Maru Kitteh]

6. Seems like our press has turned against our country

Another priceless gem from our freeper sweetheart

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=41129

[Liberal In Texas]

8. Sorry, but I just can't bring myself to listen to any more of her.

As it is I had to ramp up Winamp to get her out of my head.

Prolific, isn't she?

Too bad they don't have a rating system.

[Maru Kitteh]

10. Oh but they do! You can rate it a hit or a flop here:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=41129

along with the rest of her "songs".

[Liberal In Texas]

14. Oh, I see it now. But you have to register to vote...so I don't think

I'll be voting.

[FreedomAngel82]

41. Who's John Brown???

[MuseRider]

9. It never ceases to amaze me

how people with NO talent will record themselves and put it out there for others to listen to. Seriously, this woman simply can't think that was good could she? Gads, does nobody listen to what they actually sound like?

After about 1/2 I had to turn it off. YIKES! That would have been really funny if it hadn't been so sad.

[walldude]

13. Wow I wasn't going to listen to it but after your

post now I have to.. kinda like a car wreck or the first week of American Idol.

[MuseRider]

22. HaHaHa

yes, it was just like that! Great description.

[AX10]

11. The result of interbreeding.

[Maru Kitteh]

36. I believe her family tree wraps around itself a few times

it explains both her music and her choice of hairstyle.

[WhoDoYouTrust]

12. My ears, my ears! Shame on you! LOL!

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[vogonjiltz]

15. What an ignorant hipocrit, she is

looking for a man to love her troubles away, sounds like casual unchristian sex, freeper aren't allowed to have a sex life.

[Maru Kitteh]

16. The freeper mating call

be still my churning stomach.

[PA Democrat]

17. OUCH!

That was so bad , it was painful! Pray this doesn't fall into the hands of Donald Rumsfeld. It will be the newest form of torture.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

18. Aaaaaargh! My speakers are bleeding!

That IS bad.

[charlie]

19. She's got potential

The Shaggs have the not-clear-on-the-concept-of-music crown, but she's a contender. I just listened to a couple more of her tunes and it's remarkable how she hasn't yet discovered the exciting notion of having bridges to go with your choruses. Even the Shaggs were hip to that.

[Maru Kitteh]

24. Yeah like William Hung has potential

and my moms dog.

[Maru Kitteh]

20. Hubby had great idea to email a link to Obermans show

They're always playing some crazy shit on there.


It's just so awful............ still can't stop laughing.

[walldude]

21. OMFG!!! New meaning to the word awful

the sad part is the goddam freepers will actually buy this recorded in the basement on a cassette deck with 2 mics plugged into it "masterpiece". Where the hell is Simon when you need him?

FEAR NOT DEMS!!! If you haven't noticed the Stones are embarking on an anti Bush tour. Roger Waters is finishing up his second anti-Bush record(The first was anti-poppy.). The "dinosaurs" are starting to come out of the woodwork and they are pissed. They aren't the only ones either. If Roger Waters and David Gilmour could put their differences aside so Pink Floyd could play Live8 then anything is possible. "All you need is a guitar 3 chords and the truth".

[Mnemosyne]

23. Ewwww! Did sick looking things on my visualizations

on WMP. Seriously, most music makes interesting designs using battery randomizations. The visuals for her were sick looking. Weird.

[Obamarama]

25. I just left her a nice little "message." Check it out....

I'm a bad, bad, boy but I couldn't resist:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/messageboard.cfm?bandID=41129

[Maru Kitteh]

26. Ahhhhhhhhhh! ROWFL

:rofl: " P.S. Do you think Jesus loves you in that skanky black halter top??"




Ow. my stomach hurts. That was BEAUTIFUL!

[FreedomAngel82]

43. She has a song up about Carter too

Is she old enough to remember those years?

[Maru Kitteh]

48. Well she won the Plain City Corn Festival Talent Contest in 1983

so I suppose she is. Don't let the fuzzy photo, bleach fried hair and fetching come hither boobie tattoo fool you. :rofl:

[lwin]

56. Unbelievable...

What a screwed up broad. That was both painful and hilarious at the same time. :rofl:

[AussieDave]

27. She sounds like she's had too many beers

or an overdose of Oxycontin - hey she's not related to Rush, is she ??

But she IS truly awful - gives twang music a VERY bad name........

[Maru Kitteh]

28. Her songs are Rush approved

you'd probably have to do a boatload of Oxy to 'preciate it.

[AussieDave]

30. Rush approved ?? He probably WROTE them

in a drug-induced haze......

[Gato Moteado]

29. ah damn.....i'm away from my apartment and at the beach for a....

couple days. i can't listen to her at this internet cafe so i will have to wait til i get back home tomorrow.

from the photo you can tell she is just garden variety trailer trash.

[Maru Kitteh]

31. You MUST bookmark the link!

I swear, it's worth the bother of getting back to.

It's like the Grand Canyon of suckage. It must be experienced, no description does it justice.

edit for sucky keyboard typo.......... again.

[Gato Moteado]

32. yeah, and all the other losers at the website......

....giver her compliments hoping she'll return the favor and stroke their fragile egos. it's a big circle jerk for "musicians" with no talent.

[FreedomAngel82]

44. How do you know some are not her though?

I know of someone who does that on their group. You can tell it's the same person.

[Botany]

33. I have never heard a drummer get out of time with

himself (herself). 2/4 3/4 4/4 what was the beat?

Awesome tempo!

:rofl:

[Maru Kitteh]

34. I think it was a 5/9 beat bridged to a 7/23

The boy is AWESOME.

Maybe he was too distracted by her stunning bleach fried hair and her fetching boobie tattoo?

[Botany]

35. I can not make myself listen to it again but ......

it did see a little jerky ...... and then he tried to make up for being behind
by hammering out at least 20 beats in one bar.

But it did seem to go w/ the vocals

[Maru Kitteh]

52. I think that was his attempt to be

unconventional, but then again, I may be giving him too much credit.

[Bouncy Ball]

38. That's exactly what I said!

You could never really figure out the rhythm because the drummer kept messing up the time. LOL!

[Bouncy Ball]

37. No, you weren't kidding.

Oh God, that was awful. What is that chorus or something that comes in with her? And why does the music randomly slow down and speed up? There doesn't seem to be any reason for it.

The lyrics are horrid, if you are going to write a song, at least write something that packs a punch, geez.

And what's up with the song just being basically the same thing over and over?

That was truly horrid. I have to listen to some real music now, thanks. And I'll take a pass on any of her other "songs."

[Maru Kitteh]

42. I believe dead people would get up and leave the room

I think I'll use it to get my teenager out of bed in the morning.


Evil am I? :evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

47. Oh my God.

Meanest Mother Ever. You'll win the title, easily.

[walldude]

39. Did you guys read her Bio?

She's a distant relation to Ricky Skaggs.. Woo Hoo, and check out these tidbits:

Gloria Jane began singing when she was just three years old. First in church and then later on stage. She wrote her first song, a country gospel tune, "Praise The Lord" when she was just 16 and is a published writer.

Gloria Jane's talent, both for singing and writing, took her further as she won the 1983 Plain City Corn Festival Talent Contest singing another one of her songs, "Madison County"

LMAO.. the Plain City Corn Festival Talent Contest, and she won!

[Liberal In Texas]

46. I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering! The thing is, you couldn't

make anything up that is funnier than her bio.

[FreedomAngel82]

40. That is so lame

:eyes: I write better songs then that. Is this her idea of an anti song? Oy. I'm a singer/songwriter who does Christian religious music in my songs but I don't dress that way. Even if I did country or was in secular music I wouldn't dress that way. I don't need to show my boobs.

[Maru Kitteh]

45. Yes, but are your boobs tatooed?

She paid good money for that you know?

[wolframtarant]

49. I think my favorite is...

"The Liberal Carter Years" - Talks about how people can't afford coffee, or sugar, or gas, and how kids are going hungry and stuff! Damn you, Carter!

[Maru Kitteh]

51. Apparently Jimmy Carter is also responsible for her hungry dog.

Yes, she sings about her hungry dog.

I guess the day after Ford left office Jimmy Carter raided her house and took all the food, even the dog food. What a bastard!

Damn you Jimmy! Damn you!

[Ksec]

50. Your title is so funny I cant get past that.

Im sure these people are laughingstocks in real life.

[Gato Moteado]

53. wow.....i just listend........

she is awful.

she just wanted a place to be able to express her crappy politics. it's not about music, it's just about her spewing her hate. she's not the least bit musical.....she looks like just another bar rag.

[Bluebear]

54. Isn't that outfit/tattoo a little young for her?

[ohio_liberal]

66. OMFG

Is that a tube top?

[AuntPatsy]

55. Your sorry doesn't cut it, that was horrid, I had nightmares last night

[deadparrot]

57. We should send this to Malloy...

he'd have a field day.

[Princess Turandot]

58. John Brown would probably crawl out of his grave if he heard her

version of his song!

[Tsiyu]

59. Kick cuz we all need a laugh n/t

[livinginphotographs]

60. She should duet with the 'Murika we Stand As One guy.

Good god that was horrible.

I especially liked the song SEEMS LIKE THE PRESS HAS TURNED AGAINST OUR COUNTR.

[ohio_liberal]

68. Fuck Yeah!

I'd love to see those two do a song together. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

61. Holy shit, that woman looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.

[mwb970]

62. I made it through 21 seconds.

As a musician, I guess I have a low tolerance for stuff like this. Having a drummer with no sense of rhythm really helps the overall "sound" and goes well with the embarrassing vocal.

[mikeytherat]

65. As a bassist, I cannot fathom what it took to get that horrid bass "tone."

My first rig, circa 1982, was a Hondo bass and a Crate amp (about as low-fi as you can get), and that setup was light years ahead of the tone on this recording.

I've recorded practice and scratch sessions with the single condenser mic on a BOOMBOX and the recordings were much better than this tripe!

mikey_the_rat

PS
You are absolutely right -- a drummer, with no sense of rhythm, WAY UP IN THE MIX.

[SammyWinstonJack]

63. That's hurtin' for certain.

:rofl: What was the point of that? Great lyrics! :silly: :rofl:

[Enraged_Ape]

64. OMFG, this is just hilarious

I actually listened to some of her other offerings. She actually has a song that refers to Junior Samples of "Hee-Haw" fame.

[ohio_liberal]

67. Gloria Jane Mattox-Farrar?

That sounds French :evilgrin: