It's Not a Vacation Until He Injures His FACE -->>>

[Stephanie]

Taking bets on how long it will be until that happens. THEN you can call it a vacation!

[jackstraw45]

1. Look at that grin...must have killed some frogs that morning...

Look at that grin...must have killed some frogs that morning...

[nickgutierrez]

2. You have a point

Although, I opened this thread expecting to find more pictures of him actually taking a tumble on his bike or something. I'm half disappointed and half amused at both my expectations and the fact that they haven't yet been met.

[Stephanie]

19. sorry - give me a day or two

and I'm sure I'll have those pix for you.

[sui generis]

3. depends on how long it takes to get Laura out from underfoot

so he can toss a few dozen back, munch on a bag of pretzels, snort a sandwich bag of Peruvian Marching Powder and have another seizure.

[jojo54]

5. Those marks on his face could be because he passed out

into a previous pile of that Peruvian Marching Powder. :bounce:

[pointblank]

4. Posters #3 and #1...

Thanks for the laugh!!

Looks like he killed some frogs....:rofl:






Peruvian Marching Powder.....never heard it called that, I have to steal it for some of my friends who like to partake! :rofl:

[leftchick]

6. his belt buckle kills me...

Could it be any more obvious what he is compensating for?

:rofl:

[MisterP]

24. if he were healthy, it wouldn't slope at a 45-degree angle

hey, remember that bigfoot(?) video? That's what I'm reminded of.

[jackstraw45]

7. The new Dubya Doll! Playing cowboy...

*Belt buckle not included.

[bushisanidiot]

9. Jeff Gannon likes AWOL's cowboy look.

it's a gay thing..

[sui generis]

14. not really

really, not.

[Maru Kitteh]

15. What is the deal on the photo with the binoculars?

I get all the rest of them, but what's up on that one?

[Benhurst]

16. He's looking through them with the protective caps still on. NT

[bushisanidiot]

18. Pres. shitferbrains left the lens caps on..

yes, he's THAT stoooopid..

[TWiley]

8. Looks like Laura has been kicking his ass again. n/t

[kliljedahl]

10. Saw the first pic, hoping he slammed it in the door

What a disappointment.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[jackstraw45]

11. Seal-tite container

Like Dumbya needs a tool-box in his "truck." What a joke. Unless that thing has a beer cooler in it.

:eyes:

[EFerrari]

12. Actually, that's where he takes his naps. n/t

[Stephanie]

20. It's probably for his transmitter

So Karl can prompt him as he drives around.

[DS1]

22. It's not his truck

He borrows his neighbor's truck when he's in "town"

[Stephanie]

23. Are you serious?

The cheap little prick can't even buy his own truck?

[DS1]

25. Yep

no link handy

[SammyWinstonJack]

26. Isn't it the "ranch" manager's truck?

:shrug:

[Lisa]

31. I thought it was a gift from the Propane Council

http://www.off-road.com/ford/news/2002_05/

"The Crawford Community Center was the site of an alternative fuels first on November 7th, as members of the Propane Education & Research Council (Council), propane industry leaders, and officials of state and federal government met to hand-off the keys of a propane-powered pick-up truck for use on the ranch of President George W. Bush. Bush Ranch Foreman Kenneth Engelbrecht accepted delivery of the demonstration project “Exceptional Energy”"

http://www.sparlings.com/gasline/bush.html

"Both the truck dubbed "Propane One", and refueling equipment were provided through a co-operative effort among propane industry members."

[Stephanie]

33. OMG - so it's disgustingly huge (snerk) and it's also GRAFT

nice job, Dumbya!

[Lisa]

34. you know, when a truck that big gets stuck ...

It stays stuck. Maybe he'll get it imbedded in an old hog wallow or something, so we can get some nice pics as he struggles to reassure onlookers "I can handle it!".

Speaking of which -- great choice of pictures, as usual, Stephanie!

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. Oh could be right there!

Well point is the cheap windshield cowboy doesn't even have his own truck. Everything he has he has either stolen from taxpayers or was a gift from his corporate bidness buds. And some think he is just an average 'murican. :rofl:

[bullwinkle428]

37. "Propane One"? Does this mean the truck

was personally delivered by Hank Hill?

[Lisa]

40. Hank might actually start liking Bush ...

As I recall, he talked about him in one of the episodes -- not impressed!

[nookiemonster]

39. Haha Cheney, we found your undisclosed location!

:silly:

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

13. LOL... what, did he walk into a tree

while "clearing brush?"
:rofl:

[Stephanie]

21. that's from last year, when he fell off his bike

Well, that's the FIRST time he fell off his bike. To our knowledge. The second time, he managed to put his hands up and scraped them instead of his face.

[skypilot]

17. Maybe Cindy Sheehan will give him a shiner.

It would serve him right.

[MisterP]

27. #1 pic: his face has that puffy, old-man look to it

#2: his pelvis is vanishing: he's devolving back to chimp
#3: he looks like he did when he was five years old in those bizarre childhoold photos Gammy Jocasta took

[Lannes]

28. These are current????

Gerald Ford didnt have one tenth the spills this idiot has taken and look at all the grief he got about it,not that I was a fan of his.Wouldnt be surprised if he is on something either.

[xxqqqzme]

29. I've noiced that as well.

Ford was ridiculed for his mishaps. This klown kriminal gets yet another pass - ever see him hit his head on the chopper door frame? he forgets 2 duck.

[Stephanie]

30. The last one is not current - it is from last year

His most recent spill was a few weeks ago but his only visible injuries were to his hands.

[Lisa]

32. he'd better be careful around that prickly pear ...

He's klutzy at the best of times, and I can just imagine him getting tangled up in it. (A "prick" among the prickles, dare we say.)

[Stil]

35. Its a shame

That used to be such nice farm land. ;-)

[WLKjr]

38. I keep seeing him in that ford truck

and I can't get over how small this guy is. I am like twice his build and height.