Matt Drudge has a bizarre attraction to eggs...

[dissent1977]

I just learned of this from Crooks and Liars, but I must post a WARNING before you read. This article contains very disturbing information about Matt Drudge's sex life, do not read if you have a weak stomach. Normally I would not post this type of material, but considering Drudge's obsession with the sex lives of others I believe his is fair game.

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What's more, Walls says she finds it "hypocritical that a man who has become a spokesman of the far right has led a lifestyle at odds with the ultra-conservative values he supposedly embraces." And she finds it "ironic that a man whose entire career has been based on revealing the sexual behavior of others has a sexual history of his own that he now seems at pains to hide."

And what pains! After Washington landscaper David Cohen confirmed to Daily News columnist George Rush that he did, in fact, date Drudge, as Walls had reported, and after Walls hinted that she had refrained from printing even more "lurid allegations" about him in her book, Drudge seemed to get a little panicky.

After a mutual friend of both gossipists tipped off Drudge as to just what these "lurid allegations" were -- a nasty case of pubic lice, a penchant for fully clothed sex in the shower and a bizarre egg fetish -- he began to spread them himself.

"MSNBC reporter Jeannette Walls is telling associates that she has obtained information linking Matt Drudge with a sexual preference for eggs," Drudge wrote on Friday in a column that has since vanished from his site, along with his link to standing Walls column ("Oh, that hurt," she scoffs). "He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies."

More: http://archive.salon.com/people/col/reit/2000/03/08/npwed/print.html

[Catherine Vincent]

1. LOL!

[MsTryska]

2. hissss! scratch! meee-OW.....

sounds like a good old fashioned cat-fight to me.


oh and matt? Boobs and rollers? you do realize you sound even gayer now, right?

[dissent1977]

3. The new theme song for the right wing...

I am the eggman
I am the eggman
I am the walrus

I heard that song brought up in reference to Bolton last week, but it fits both of them so well.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Man, right wingers can't even get kinky right.

Eggs? Falafel? Dean of Corn?

Food n' Sex... (Oooooh, how "9&1/2 Weeks"!) Wow, that's original.

This is what happens when people subject to a lifetime of guilt and repression try to "cut loose". They just end up sounding fuckin' ridiculous.

[AuntieM1957]

15. which came first the chicken or the egg?

sick stuff, this..

reminds me of a joke I heard somewhere -

Why did the freeper cross the road?

answer: because his dick was stuck in the chicken....

[Swamp Rat]

5. LOL! ...

:rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

8. LOL...how bout some

green eggs (and spam?), Danny Thomas style?

[Swamp Rat]

13. With falafels on the side...

:rofl:

[Dave Reynolds]

6. And here I thought it was because

of his penchant for chicken fucking.

Silly me.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. He was always an egg-o-maniac...

Odd that he's scrambling to cover his ass....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OK OK I promise no jokes including the words Over or Easy. :D

[sunnystarr]

10. I think it was the 3 minute egg that broke the yoke lol (nt)

[ronnykmarshall]

9. He lays them

[FreedomAngel82]

11. Is this for real???

Sex with eggs? :crazy:

[Must_B_Free]

12. "Indeed"

"Yes, yes, Indeed, old boy"

[AuntieM1957]

14. This is the first time in 10 LONG YEARS

since the allergist told me that I was violently allergic to eggs.

THAT I WAS GLAD OF IT!

[dissent1977]

17. LOL

I can't blame you there, I wish I was allergic right now.

:rofl:

[charlie]

16. Koo-koo-ka-joob

You just knew that creepy sad sack was a fetishist of some sort.

[ComerPerro]

18. Ironic? Does this even count as irony anymore, when a right winger

is exposed as a pervert and a kinky freak with odd sexual fetishes?

I thought it was just par for the course anymore...

New slogan: "Its the hypocrisy, stupid!"