How to react to somebody who equates support for the troops and *

[Walt Starr]

Look 'em dead in the eye and sing,...

"You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant."

and walk away.

[katinmn]

1. Good one!

:thumbsup:

[Walt Starr]

3. If everybody did it, they'd think it's a movement

and it is. It's the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement.

:evilgrin:

[Ian David]

2. Maybe I'm too young, but I don't get it...

Anyway, this sticker is for the "Veterans for Bush" people:




and this one is for the chickenhawks...

[Walt Starr]

4. Arlo Guthrie tune, Alice's Restaurant

Alice's Restaurant
By Arlo Guthrie


This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of
room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,
seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't
have to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be
a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So
we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed
on toward the city dump.

<snip>

Rest of the lyrics here:

http://www.arlo.net/lyrics/alices.shtml

[Spinzonner]

5. Tell him that leading Republicans don't agree with him

http://www.gamersnook.com/blog/hopeisfled/001154.html

(except when a Republican is President, of course. Republican believe in 'situational loyalty')

[Walt Starr]

6. Nah, just join in with the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement

:evilgrin: