How much of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. And one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

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10. One to give the Light Bulb a vacation;

11. One to have Bush give a SOTU Address right after the changing of the Light Bulb;

12. One to accuse people who say that the Light Bulb is out are "Divorced from Reality";

13. And one to fix the facts around the changing of the Light Bulb.