I really wish Bill Clinton would stop screwing up America.

[KarenInMA]

He should have stopped the terrorists from attacking us.
He should have invaded Iraq himself, (even though I bitched and moaned and called him a murderer when he involved the US in the war in Kosovo).
He should have seen the economic downturn in our country, and prevented it(I only got a C in econ 101 in college, but I know this is possible).

He shouldn't have caused global warming.
He shouldn't have made people gay.
He shouldn't have sent Joe Wilson to Niger (or was that his wife?)
He shouldn't have crippled the military- because of him, Cindy Sheehan's son died, and now she's a threat to national security.
He shouldn't have allowed the media to become wholly owned by the Left Wing.

It's his fault there's a vacancy in the Supreme Court causing a fight. He made O'Connor old.
It's his fault that people in the UN are involved in the oil for food scandal.
It's his fault (or possibly Ted Kennedy's), that hundreds of children were molested by priests (starting in the 70's).
It's his fault that gas prices are so high.


Luckily, we have a president, who has never made a mistake. I can rest easier now.

[RobertSeattle]

1. My versionof the Right Wing Excuse Machine:

0. Rule 0: Never, ever take responsibility for anything negative - it's always someone or somethings's - fault.
1. "It's Clinton or the Clinton Administration's fault."
2. "The Clinton Administration did it or said it too." or "Democrats did it too"
3. "9/11 Changed everything."
4. "We are at war."
5. "We are doing this to protect you"
6. The media for reporting aggravating things called facts.
7. (Supposed liberal) "media bias".
8. "Activists Judges"
9. On a case by case, blame one or more of the following: Immigrants, minorities, the UN, the French, non Judeo-Christian religions, atheists, Hollywood, public schools, the ACLU, MoveOn.Org, Michael Moore. George Soros, Jane Fonda, Barbara Streisand, or the Teletubbies.

[KarenInMA]

6. Neo Con morality:

Pre 2000 "Bringing honor and dignity to the White House"
Post 2000 " Clinton did it (or we said he did) so it's ok"

[Beaver Tail]

7. 4. "We are at war."

I thought it was a struggle? :sarcasm:

A struggle is making sure my kid gets to school on time.

[Spike from MN]

9. You forgot "They hate us for our freedom."

You forgot Poland too but I'll let that one slide. ;)

[Moochy]

2. Wrong on all counts.

All those things you blame clinton for, you must really blame Clenis.
He has no power over it. just like you dont. Nobody can stop it.

[Crankie Avalon]

4. Fortunately, we now have a president with no penis problem, at all...

...we are safe in the hands of an asexual, Alfred E. Neuman-type of smirking eunuch.

[TWiley]

3. Hmmm, You better have that looked at.

You are starting to sound like a Republican !

[Beaver Tail]

5. Pretty Funny

Like your sarcasm.

[Davis_X_Machina]

8. A thousand years from now...

...historians will be confused about Iraq, and get it confused with Vietnam -- was it caused by Johnson's Clinton, or by Clinton's Johnson?

PhD. candidates will dissertate on the controversy