Unconfirmed Sources today is HILARIOUS (Re: Cindy)

[kliljedahl]

Cindy Sheehan Digs In As Feds Mull Over Attack On Camp Casey.

As most of America already knows, Cindy Sheehan, mother of slain Army Specialist Casey Sheehan who was killed in the Sadr City section of Baghdad in April of 2004 has been holding vigil under the blazing Texas sun since Saturday, August 6th demanding to meet with the President of the United States. Anyone who's watched the news has seen Ms. Sheehan, a sweet looking forty eight year old with friendly eyes who you wouldn't remark on if you were to pass her in the supermarket or mall. But apparently, according to some Texas state officials, Ms. Sheehan represents a Clear and Present Danger to George W. Bush.


Texas station KHOU is reporting that officials have informed Ms. Sheehan that if she doesn't leave by Thursday, August 9th, she will be considered to be a "Threat to the President." Since Mr. Bush is apparently too afraid to let Ms. Sheehan get within five miles of him it is difficult to assess her actual ability to cause the President any real harm. There is however, one possibility: President Bush had been planning to stroll down the roadside ditch that County Sheriff Kenneth Vanek forced Ms. Sheehan and her friends into on Saturday and is worried Ms. Sheehan will scratch him with a tumbleweed.
Those things can really hurt.

Link: http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1118


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[flakey_foont]

1. Maybe she's armed

with a bag of pretzels

[unhappycamper]

8. It's much worse than that.

She's armed with the TRUTH.

[flakey_foont]

9. of course she is

but just making a reference to the incident a while back where the chimp choked on a pretzel.....

[uppityperson]

13. and a conscience

[spuddonna]

2. Maybe she's got a socket wrench to take off his training wheels? n/t

[etherealtruth]

5. Be careful, sabotage of a vehicle may be viewed...

...as terroristic. Hey it's possible ... The only threat that woman poses is to the chimp's poll numbers!O8)

[spuddonna]

11. LOL

"The only threat that woman poses is to the chimp's poll numbers!"

Well said! I totally agree...

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. KHOU is the Houston CBS affiliate

They did give her a small blip of coverage last night, but not much.

Dubya wants to clear his brush in private, dontcha know?

[havocmom]

10. Clear his brush in private? No, he wants a full court press to watch him

feign manly things! But the press might see Cindy. That makes her a threat to him. If he can't clear brush cuz the press might see her, then he might have an allergy attack of something...

So they dropped the 'threat to NATIONAL SECURITY' tripe? heh heh heh, forced them to admit that b*sh's security NOT the same thing as National Security! Another run scored for Cindy!

[KarenInMA]

4. she's a threat to the national security blanket-

Bush can't be told that anything's wrong!! We must protect the president (from having his feelings hurt).

[tokenlib]

6. Parody and fiction, MY ASS!!

The disclaimer says fictitious humor. but there is so much truth to this story it is hard to tell the difference. Bush is such an asshole! :)

[HereSince1628]

7. Well, she is a political threat, it pisses me off that the Imperium

so conflates Bush's self-image with security.

[EC]

12. I think they are labeling her a threat so they can get

the National Guard in there... and to cover their asses if violence breaks out because of something the **'s start..