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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:21 PM
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IF Shrub would meet with Cindy, how could he possibly answer
her questions? What could he possibly say to her, even if it was his usual lies? I've sure never been a speech writer or advisor to anyone, but I just listened to Cindy on AAR tonight, and I started thinking about that.

I'm sure he won't even consider meeting with her, but maybe the biggest reason is because there's simply nothing he could say!
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:23 PM
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1. He could start with " I'm sorry "
:grr:
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:25 PM
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2. NOPE! Sorry, he doesn't know that word. Got anything else? n/t
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:26 PM
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4. gee, even the fonz could eventually say "ssssssooorrrry"
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firefox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:36 PM
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14. He could say
"Let it go, Cindy. We could be drinking buddies and I have a great bar at the ranch."
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:27 PM
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5. OMG, That's rich!
Of course you're right. Unfortunately the boy king isn't wired that way. Compassion is a foreign emotion to him.

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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:26 PM
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3. How about:
Edited on Tue Aug-09-05 10:29 PM by brainshrub
"You're pain has made me realize what a prick I've been. I am sorry.

I will resign immediately, and turn myself over to the War Crimes tribunal in the Hague."
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:27 PM
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6. And what have you been smoking? NT
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:28 PM
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9. I dunno, but it's good sh#t.
You wanna toke?
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:30 PM
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12. Must be good to give you hallucinations like that one!
I saw Bill Maher tonight. I'd take a toke for him...and one for me.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:37 PM
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15. See now I'd accept that response
:evilgrin:
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Beaver Tail Donating Member (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:28 PM
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7. He can't answer her
No excuse is good enough other than an honest confession of his wrong doings and we know THAT won't happen.
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Literate Tar Heel Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:28 PM
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8. I don't know exactly
but how much do you want to bet the term "9/11" would be in there somewhere?
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:28 PM
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10. He CAN'T say anything 'cause if he does,
he'll only incriminate himself in the war crimes we know he's guilty of.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:29 PM
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11. And she'd probably know
through the BS and she'd tell people too about the meeting like she told about her first meeting with him (which is still scary).
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mourningdove92 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:34 PM
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13. Well, lets see, what would the idiot in chief say?
1. Its hard work.
2. Remember Poland.
3. Gotta kill them there rather than here. Mushroom cloud, you know.
4. Its hard work.
5. Have you ever read My Pet Goat???
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dave502d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:42 PM
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16. The war was all about lies.
So he can't tell Cindy the truth and that is that her son die
because of a lie.
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