We have the Stones, and the freepers have......

[Gato Moteado]

this rag:
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=41129



she looks so fetching with the bleach blond shag on her head, the black halter top and the prison tattoo! don't you hate it when someone who looks like they're 60 tries to pretend they look 30?


meanwhile we get these guys:

[Greeby]

1. Who ARE 60 but just act like they're 30

Just sayin ;)

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Touche!

[Gato Moteado]

3. they're in their 60s but they still rock!

i listened to several of gloria jane's offerings and haven't found a musical selection yet.

[ET Awful]

4. Okay wiseass . . .

:rofl: :spray:

[PunkPop]

5. Eek!!

Not now it's lunchtime here.

It takes a special kind of woman to tatoo her CHEST.

[ET Awful]

7. Well, better a tatoo on her chest than

hair :)

[Syncronaut Seven]

10. Hideous face, the kind of complexion that screams ALCHOHOL ABUSE

And bad ink to boot. A nice catch, assuming you've been drinking, heavily.

[goodboy]

6. figures this idiot is from around West Jeff/London/Georgesville Ohio

real hick country there.

[KarenInMA]

8. She has a song called "how many babies are crying in heaven"

I wonder if she's talking about Iraqi children???

[Gato Moteado]

9. somehow i don't think so

nt

[justinsb]

11. Whose concert are you going to?

apart from the obvious Rolling Stones vs. whatsername other acts include

Left: REM
Right: Ted Nuggent

Left: U2
Right: Alice Cooper (didn't know that either until recently)

Left: Black Eyed Peas
Right: Jessica Simpson

Left: Bruce Springsteen
Right: Brooks and Dunn

Left: Dixie Chicks
Right: Travis Tritt

Left: Green Day
Right: Pat Boone

Left: Neil Young
Right: Loretta Lynn

Left: Barenaked Ladies
Right: Reba McEntire

Left: Mary Chapin Carpenter, Boys II Men, Melissa Ethridge

Right: Hank Williams Jr. , Prince, Brittney Spears,

Left: Luther Vandross, Stevie Wonder
Right: Prince, Hillary Duff

Left: Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters, Jackson Brown, Death Cab for Cutie, John Fogerty, John Mellencamp, Pearl Jam, Bonnie Raitt, James Taylor, Madonna

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Prince is a right winger?

I know that Loretta Lynn is a republican ..... but I still LOVES me some Loretta!!

[justinsb]

13. Apparently

He is listed as a contributor to the Republican Party

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Come a long way from:

"Ronnie Talk To Russia" - an anti nuke song he wrote in the 1980's.

[justinsb]

15. I think he has more money now

and just wants to keep more of it (that would be my guess anyway)

[Coexist]

18. Isn't he born-again or something?

He had a "family show" on his last tour.

[justinsb]

20. Who knows he went off the deep end long ago

not being a psychiatrist I don't even have a professional interest in trying to keep up

[Gato Moteado]

22. we could ask tom cruise

he claims to be a psychiatrist.

[LTR]

28. Prince donated once to Sen. Rudy Boschwitz in the late 80's

To this day, nobody knows why.

This, as far as I know, is his sole GOP connection. I don't think he really cares much about politics.

Eazy-E also donated to the GOP back then, but his rationale was that he bought millions of dollars worth of publicity for a few grand. I can't argue with that.

[hopein08]

16. So besides country singers, the righties have...

Alice Cooper
Jessica Simpson
Prince
Britney Spears
Hillary Duff

Hmmm...:rofl::rofl: I get it, three blonde twits and two men who perhaps would rather be women!! :rofl: That says a lot about right wing music.

But don't forget the ever popular Toby Keith for the right and how could you forget Bruce Springsteen and "No Surrender" for the left.

[justinsb]

17. Springsteen is in there

but I did forget Toby Keith, because I don't know who that is :shrug:

[hopein08]

30. Toby Keith is...

a country singer who is 110% in support of the war. I read an article where he says he's a "conservative Democrat" from Oklahoma who isn't afraid to disagree with Dubya, though I've never heard him do that, and says he sometimes supports Democrats when he thinks they're right.

Here are some of his right-wing lyrics...

Beer For My Horses Lyrics

Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news
Said somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole a car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn’t get too far yeah
They didn’t get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that



Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
We’ve got too much corruption, too much crime in the streets
It’s time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker and he’ll settle ’em down
You can bet he’ll set ’em down ’cause



The Taliban Song Lyrics

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
(oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

I know where you comin from brother!
This is a patriotic love song
So y'all feel free to salute if you want,
You got my permission.

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
Until those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over their holy land
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
(the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban (baby)"



Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue (The Angry American) Lyrics

American Girls and American Guys
We’ll always stand up and salute
We’ll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There’s a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
It really is awful.

I got all the lyrics from www.lyricsondemand.com

Oh, and sorry I missed the Springsteen mention!

[Dr Fate]

25. They may not even have Jessica Simpson any more:

JESSICA SIMPSON - SIMPSON UPSET ABOUT MISSING IRAQ FOOTAGE

http://www.denverpost.com/entertainment/ci_2894757

"It was unbelievable," Simpson says. "They didn't show a lot of what

really went on with the enemy attacks and the shelling. There was so much stuff that went on, and somehow the tapes got mysteriously misplaced. It put everything in perspective for me. It really did teach me the definition of sacrifice. I can't even fathom being out there right now. I was ready to come home."

Meanwhile, Simpson is telling some Christians to take a walk.

A group called The Resistance has accused Simpson of looking like "a stripper" in her video for "These Boots Were Made for Walking." In the video, the "Dukes of Hazzard" star washes a car while wearing a barely-there bikini.

[pseudostar]

Oi Oi Oi

Barenaked Ladies don't count. They are canadian. Replace them with either bad religion or antiflag! They rock so much harder anyway and their names might give a Freeper cancer just from reading it.

[justinsb]

26. U2 is Irish, Neil Young and James Taylor are also Canadian

[pseudostar]

27. Forgot about U2...

They rule. They can stay. Actually... Joshua Tree U2 can stay, new crappy album U2 is punished (1, 2, 3, 14??).

Kick Neil Young and James Taylor off too. Unless Celine Dion is a repub, then we can use one as canadian point-counterpoint.

I stand by original statement. The barenaked ladies suck. I figured pulling the canada card was the quickest way to get them deported off the list :)

[pseudostar]

24. dupe post

techmology confuses me...

[qanda]

29. Ah, I know it wasn't widely publicized

But Luther Vandross died over a month ago.

[Individualist]

19. but, but the freeps have Pat Boone

:rofl:

[tabasco]

21. LMAO!!

The title of one of her "songs":

"Democrats Stop Playing Your Block And Blame Game"

She is a real-life Darlene (?) McBride (MAD TV) !!

[Gato Moteado]

23. listen to some of those songs.....they're hilarious

most of it isn't even really singing but just rather talking a bunch of freeper nonsense.

i'm sure geffen will be signing her any day now.

[Javaman]

31. Only cool rockers are democrats.

[guruoo]

32. Too bad Dr. Kevorkian's not available...

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