A Brief Musical Interlude from the Evil of the Junta...

[Rosco T.]

I never wanted to be an Oil Man...
I wanted to be... THE PRESIDENT
Leaping from Crisis to Crisis
Air Force One...
Sound Bites...
Photo Op's...
Squinting...
With my handlers by my side... we'd sing...
sing...

OHHHHH..... I'm The President and I'm O.K.
I bomb all night and I drill all day
He's the President and He's O.K.
He bombs all night and drills all day

I cut down trees, pollute the air and blow up things for fun
I dress in cowboy clothing and sometimes as 'Top Gun'
He cuts down trees, pollutes the air and blows up things for fun
Dressed up in cowboy clothing and sometimes as 'Top Gun'

OHHHHH..... I'm The President and I'm O.K.
I bomb all night and I drill all day
I cut down trees and taxes too, especially for my pals
I'm really into marriage, but just for guys and gals
He cuts down trees and taxes too, especially for his pals
He's really into marriage, but just for guys and gals

OHHHHH..... I'm The President and I'm O.K.
I bomb all night and I drill all day
I cut down trees, I cut down schools and leave no child behind
What's eighty-seven billion? I'm sure the kids don't mind
He cuts down trees, he cuts down schools and leaves no child behind
What's eighty-seven billion? He's sure the kids don't mind

OHHHHH..... I'm The President and I'm O.K.
I bomb all night and I drill all day
I cut down trees and evil do'ers, I serve a higher law
I wish I'd been elected, just like my dear pa-pa
He cuts down trees and evil do'ers, He serves a higher law
He wishes he'd been elected, just like his dear pa-pa

OHHHHH..... I'm The President and I'm O.K.
I bomb all night and I drill all day
He's the President and He's O.K.
He bombs all night and drills all day

I'm The President and I'm O.KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I bomb all night and I drill all day!

"The President's Song" by Russ Thomas