Caption * and condi at press conf.

[Kadie]

[KingFlorez]

1. "I dunno why she thinks I'm her husband"

[Literate Tar Heel]

2. "how big is the lie I just told?"

"mmm, about this big, I'd say"

[Sequoia]

3. Yesterday I chopped brush this wide.

It's hard work I tell ya, hard work!

[RobertSeattle]

4. Condi: Damn Texas Heat and Humidity - my hair softener sucks.

[BlueManDude]

15. Condi's got that "Something About Mary" look to her hair.

[Kadie]

16. .

:spray:

[Sparkly]

19. I thought the same thing!!

Glad I'm not the only one. :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

5. "Ya wins some, ya lose some"

"I win, you lose, suckas!"

[Not_Giving_Up]

6. I just don't know what to do about that lady camped out in my driveway

It's hard work, what she's doing.

[Sanity Claws]

7. A grown man who shrugs his shoulders?

That is the shrug of kids who say I don't care, not my fault, not my responsibility. It fits * who never takes responsibility for anything.

[Cyrano]

8. "She doesn't know how I got to be prezdent either."

[Deep13]

The DTs cause Bush to believe he is playing an invisible accordian.

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. "So some Marines and soldiers died.. big fig. It's vacation time."

[txindy]

10. "Oh, God. Somebody burn that shirt for him, please," Condi thinks.

"He wears it every single time he has a photo op on this pig farm. He wore the long-sleeved version up North, yesterday. Gag me."

:evilgrin:

[Cleita]

11. The only thing that comes to my mind is "barf".

:puke:

[Deep13]

12. Bush dealt it, Condi smelt it.

[Crankie Avalon]

13. "Your kid died, huh? Well, better luck next war...

...and remind me again where's that gonna be, Condi?"

[msrbly]

14. "Cheney? He's about this big."

[phillinweird247]

17. So I lied and some people died, so what. nt

[Supersedeas]

18. Don't ask meh....let Professor Condi filibuster that one for ya

[grytpype]

20. Read Dear Leader's thought about his big meeting today....

http://dearleadersdailythought.blogspot.com/

[knitter4democracy]

21. "Whatcha gonna do?"

"I mean, it's war, right?"

Condi: "I hate standing out here in the sun. Hurry up."

[evilqueen]

22. "Where's who? Oh, bin laden? Frankly, I'm just not that concerned."

"I don't know where the $8.8 billion went, then again, I don't know where those WMDs are either. Who cares?"

"Which one of my staff outed a CIA agent? I really don't care."

"Some folks just don't understand why Rumsfeld wants to throw an anniversary party for 9/11. I don't understand why they wouldn't want to celebrate the deaths of over 3,000 Americans. Seems like a good idea to me!"

[Devil Dog Dem]

23. "First time I saw Condi nekid I expected she would have a tail this long."

"Turns out my momma was wrong and not all colored girls have tails."