Put on that tinfoil hat....

[Javaman]

Okay, suppose and this is a big suppose, that moron told his oil buddy's to raise the roof on oil prices so people get sticker shock and avoid driving, thus blunting any mass turn out in crawfort in support for Cindy.

:tinfoilhat:

[SteppingRazor]

1. Suppose Cindy's really just an Iraqi spy...

sent to turn people against the war?

Oh! Oh! I've got another! What if Bush is really an alien, sent from a far-away, menacing planet tu turn our world to crap in advance of an alien invasion. Think about it! Everything he's done has hurt the globe. That PROVES I'm right!

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[Javaman]

2. Actually, moron* is king of the crap people...

born by a lightening strike on a pile of cow dung, now on a rampage to turn everything into shit!

[lady lib]

5. Eww. Frighteningly true.

You should add that one to your signature line.

[tocqueville]

3. Now that explains the box in his back

and the strange speech...

he is a cYBORG
....

My God, where is Jean-luc ?

[Lex]

4. Loosen the chin straps on the tin foil hat just a little.

You'll feel better.

[Javaman]

6. Must be said through clinched teeth...

Must...Keep...It...On...getting...Signals...from...Space!!!!